Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Or spirits. Or energies. Or fairies. Or any other nebulous load of old arse.I don't care if you once saw a shimmering orb of light when walking home, or felt a presence in the brothel where your cunt of a mother died. That's a conversation you need to have with your GP, not me. Fuck off.When you die, you'll end up like every other cunt, decomposing in a coffin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Derek can sense a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 You are an unprecedented cunt for posting a picture of that man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Further example of a human being's capacity for vaunting pride.Anything but believe that this is all there is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Fairies are very real. I deal with them on a daily basis.And spirits - again very real - I drink them on a weekly basis. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 You are an unprecedented cunt for posting a picture of that man.Jimmy hendrix and elvis both told me you was going to say that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Jimmy hendrix and elvis both told me you was going to say that Lying cunt... Elvis isn't dead, he's working at the Aldi down the arse end of Leeds... or was that Uncle Jimmy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 What! you CUNTS saying ghost Busters isn't real??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 its all a load of superstitious bollocks peddled by cunts believed by gullible people. would anybody like to by some lucky heather? Read your fortune? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 its all a load of superstitious bollocks peddled by cunts believed by gullible people. would anybody like to by some lucky heather? Read your fortune?Got any lucky rabbits feet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Got any lucky rabbits feet?No. Its the way I walk! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 No. Its the way I walk!No, its the way you hop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 its all a load of superstitious bollocks peddled by cunts believed by gullible people. would anybody like to by some lucky heather? Read your fortune?Do you sell lucky charms? I need some fucking luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Do you sell lucky charms? I need some fucking luck.Meet me on the corner when the lights come and I'll be there, I promise I'll be there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Meet me on the corner when the lights come and I'll be there, I promise I'll be there.What if Keith Kong follows us? That would be bad luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 What if Keith Kong follows us? That would be bad luck.We'll Run for home.sorry I've exhausted Lyndisfarne lyrics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Hide in the fog on the tyne... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 3, 2015 Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 "I saw an image of, blah, blah, blah etc."Really? If I imagine it I see an image of Liz Hurley as my personal sex slave, doesn't mean it will happen you deluded cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 3, 2015 Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 Derek can sense a cunt Haha, this always makes me piss my pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 3, 2015 Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 Notice the obligatory squeaking floorboard in the video.Made up bollocks that it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 3, 2015 Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 You're all welcome to stay the night at Castle Gobbler. If you dare. Our wardrobe monster is more scary than Snatch's avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted April 3, 2015 Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 Years ago some daft cunt in Knock in Ireland claimed they saw an apparition of the virgin mary, firstly if he did why didnt the cunt give her a good seeing to and be done with this virgin shit. Secondly how can a silly fucker mistake a ray of sunlight for some ancient mythical bint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 3, 2015 Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 Years ago some daft cunt in Knock in Ireland claimed they saw an apparition of the virgin mary, firstly if he did why didnt the cunt give her a good seeing to and be done with this virgin shit. Secondly how can a silly fucker mistake a ray of sunlight for some ancient mythical bint.I hate to say it, there are gullible people out there who will not accept rational explanations over superstitious claptrap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted April 5, 2015 Report Share Posted April 5, 2015 People always claim ghosts they have seen are dressed in period clothing of some sort. To which I ask, "How the fuck was it wearing clothes?"If it's supposed to be the soul of a dead person, how can it have clothes? Do a pair of trousers have a soul too? How about a sock? Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 5, 2015 Report Share Posted April 5, 2015 People always claim ghosts they have seen are dressed in period clothing of some sort. To which I ask, "How the fuck was it wearing clothes?"If it's supposed to be the soul of a dead person, how can it have clothes? Do a pair of trousers have a soul too? How about a sock? Cunts.In another hundred years will people see ghosts with baggy jeans and a baseball cap on back to front? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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