Ape™️ Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 I prefer Eggs Florantine actually,Have you heard of that ?No, I've never heard of this way of serving eggs. Care to explain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 "Florantine"?As in quarantine, on his way out of Africa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Ah Amersham. High Wycombe's bastard cousin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 As in quarantine, on his way out of Africa.I hope you're not implying that punkape was responsible for the spreading of HIV here. There is no homosexual activity in British public schools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 No, I've never heard of this way of serving eggs. Care to explain?Know what DNA stands for, dapps? National Association of Dyslexics. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 Ah Amersham. High Wycombe's bastard cousin. And Alyesbury's snooty aunt with ten year old Range Rover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 No You obviously don't move in the right social circles.Where do you live? Hull ?Cunt.....If you're so familiar with Eggs Florentine, why are you unable to spell it correctly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 I hope you're not implying that punkape was responsible for the spreading of HIV here. There is no homosexual activity in British public schools.Indeed he was. His gift to society. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 No You obviously don't move in the right social circles.Where do you live? Hull ?Cunt.....BRICKTOP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Do they do Eggs Benedict at McDonalds?Is that a big mac or just your chin in that avatar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 How do you use spell checker ?yawn.I don't need to use spell checker. What do you think I do, go through everything you post with a fucking word processor? You're the one who bangs on endlessly about your education, yet you routinely misspell when you post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Everyone's mental image of a vegetarian breakfast will be slightly different, but there will be one constant - a massive cunt will be eating it.And a green party voter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 Only when some shitty little burger flipper faps all over the mcmuffinsMore often than not then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 It's the kind of pretentious shit that Punkape imagines he eats.What? the poached bollocks of Benedictine monks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 Alright jacko, you still on the sauce? I bet you had Smirnoff on your cornflakes this morning. I know I did.Keep up the good work Scotty. I've been having a drink in moderation for the last two weeks. Was on it last night, but didn't enjoy it. Vodka with yellow monster energy drinks and Jagerbombs were my weapons of choice. A sickly mix, I'm sure you'll agree. My guts feel like I've eaten the contents of a Blackpool souvenir shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 Keep up the good work Scotty. I've been having a drink in moderation for the last two weeks. Was on it last night, but didn't enjoy it. Vodka with yellow monster energy drinks and Jagerbombs were my weapons of choice. A sickly mix, I'm sure you'll agree. My guts feel like I've eaten the contents of a Blackpool souvenir shop.My friend had a similar experience with a beverage called Strawberry Woo Woo. I suspect it contained Brony's pants and methylade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 Keep up the good work Scotty. I've been having a drink in moderation for the last two weeks. Was on it last night, but didn't enjoy it. Vodka with yellow monster energy drinks and Jagerbombs were my weapons of choice. A sickly mix, I'm sure you'll agree. My guts feel like I've eaten the contents of a Blackpool souvenir shop.I tried that once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 I tried that once.I know, I was watching you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 20, 2015 Report Share Posted April 20, 2015 I can recommend goose egg omelette with a little farmhouse mature chedder grated in the middle as an alternative? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 Alright jacko, you still on the sauce? I bet you had Smirnoff on your cornflakes this morning. I know I did. Been drinking just Beer or Lager for the last week (except Saturday) Scotty. I must say, its feels unusual. I remember the weekend without having to phone round, and I don't even need a swift one at lunchtime to take the edge off. Couldn't help myself yesterday though, forked out £60 for two bottles of Smirnoff Blue. I can't stop thinking about them. It doesn't help making them the screensaver on my laptop though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 Been drinking just Beer or Lager for the last week Scotty. I must say, its feels unusual. I remember the weekend without having to phone round, and I don't even need a swift one at lunchtime to take the edge off. Couldn't help myself yesterday though, forked out £60 for two bottles of Smirnoff Blue. I can't stop thinking about them. It doesn't help making them the screensaver on my laptop though.Open them, go on, you know it makes sense, fuck stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 Open them, go on, you know it makes sense, fuck stick.I like you Fatty. Your smart and amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 Yawn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 YawnNight Night fuck stick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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