Salt Baths

[Guest Lady Penelope]

A real curse .. I am told that I have got another month of these, every other day .. they are a massive cunt in more ways than one

[cuntspotter]

My Mother told me I needed a salt bath once... The fucking bitch pushed me off the end of Weston Super Mare Pier.

[White Cunt]

Back to the dark ages. Do you have leeches before or after this "treatment"?

[cuntspotter]

I have had several leeches attached to me for many, many years. Other people call them children.

[White Cunt]

I still have some. They are the in-laws in my case.

[White Cunt]

Perhaps blood letting may work on those parasites.

[Guest DingTheRioja]

I thought a lit cigarette on the back of the necks of leeches worked?

 

Just askin'..............

[cuntspotter]

I thought a lit cigarette on the back of the necks of leeches worked?

 

Just askin'..............

Nothing seems to have worked.

[Cuntybaws]

I like salted caramels, they're nice!

[Guest]

I have had several leeches attached to me for many, many years. Other people call them children.

​You had a choice, condoms were cheaper in those days, failing that, you could've drowned them at birth, or drowned the wife/partner when she started 'showing'.

[cuntspotter]

​You had a choice, condoms were cheaper in those days, failing that, you could've drowned them at birth, or drowned the wife/partner when she started 'showing'.

​This is true ..... cheap sentiment got me nowhere.

[Guest JackoTC]

I'm having an off day - do we really mean bath salts ?

[Guest JackoTC]

​This is true ..... cheap sentiment got me nowhere.

​I used to have the same trouble with aftershave.