Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 "Do you have a Nectar card at all?""Do you have any fuel to pay for at all?""Would you like the receipt at all?"YES, I'VE GOT HALF A FUCKING NECTAR CARD, AND I'D LIKE THE BOTTOM THREE LINES OF THAT RECEIPT PLEASE.Anyone who works in retail past the age of 17 needs to sit down and have a long hard think about where it all went wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 I regularly sit, cry and have a long hard think about where it all went wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yariman Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 "Do you have a Nectar card at all?""Do you have any fuel to pay for at all?""Would you like the receipt at all?"YES, I'VE GOT HALF A FUCKING NECTAR CARD, AND I'D LIKE THE BOTTOM THREE LINES OF THAT RECEIPT PLEASE.Anyone who works in retail past the age of 17 needs to sit down and have a long hard think about where it all went wrong.At this point in time, sitting / standing at a till and trotting out poorly constructed inane 'customer service' drivel seems quite appealing to me. I fucking hate my job at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 At this point in time, sitting / standing at a till and trotting out poorly constructed inane 'customer service' drivel seems quite appealing to me. I fucking hate my job at the moment.To be fair to you, most rent-boys quit the cottaging circuit in their early 30s because they have an arsehole like a hippo's nostril, so it's quite something that you've stuck it out for so long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 I dont go 'shopping' because the shops are full of cunts both sides of the counter.Go online and make your purchases without having to smell some soap dodgers stinky pits and listen to some fucking chavs horrible offspring whining and screaming,its what the internet was invented for....that and wanking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yariman Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 Thanks Bill for your kind words. You've obviously had first-hand experience witnessing the trajectory of this particular vocation. Your persistence in thinking I'm male is amusing, your assumption that I'm clapped out at 30 is not so far off the mark though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 I dont go 'shopping' because the shops are full of cunts both sides of the counter.Go online and make your purchases without having to smell some soap dodgers stinky pits and listen to some fucking chavs horrible offspring whining and screaming,its what the internet was invented for....that and wankingYour incessant vitriol against these types of people indicates to me that you are most likely aroused by them.I imagine your search browser contains terms such as "chavvy pregnant superdrug staff porn" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 A worthy nom, though I'd question the superfluous addition of '.....who finish questions with "at all"'.You're only purpose is an adjunct to these - what's the word I'm looking for? Ah yes; 'cunts' - social lives.........and that's when they can be bothered to interact with you beyond the corporate 1984-speak of 'Would you like Fries with that....enter your PIN Number....anal is £40 extra' etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 Your incessant vitriol against these types of people indicates to me that you are most likely aroused by them.I imagine your search browser contains terms such as "chavvy pregnant superdrug staff porn"Bollocks... you mean..."chavvy pregnant superdrug staff shoplifters porn" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 They're all cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 Try some more upmarket shops or better still try moving to a more upmarket less peasanty area..... Even the more upmarket shops are full of cunts & Harrods is just too far to go for a loaf........mmm peasanty?,wonder if that'd get accepted on countdown? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 (edited) I regularly sit, cry and have a long hard think about where it all went wrong.I feel that my life went wrong whilst the train was passing Leebotwood. Edited April 29, 2015 by Lady Penelope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 Your incessant vitriol against these types of people indicates to me that you are most likely aroused by them.I imagine your search browser contains terms such as "chavvy pregnant superdrug staff porn"put your baseball cap on backwards,jump into your wide wheeled Citroen and fuck off to Lidl will you Bill and pick up my weekly groceries,and dont forget to buy yourself a new pair of Donnay trackies from Sports Direct while your in town,now jog on you muggy little cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 I feel that my life went wrong whilst the train was passing Leebotwood.After leaving Church Stretton northbound most drivers used to accelerate up to 80MPH and then shut off power and let the train coast all the way to Shrewsbury. Mad Bill (not his real name) used to keep power on, it was really unsettling at the time as I was coming to the "change of life" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 put your baseball cap on backwards,jump into your wide wheeled Citroen and fuck off to Lidl will you Bill and pick up my weekly groceries,and dont forget to buy yourself a new pair of Donnay trackies from Sports Direct while your in town,now jog on you muggy little cuntIt's painfully obvious you are from the bottom rung of the social ladder, and rather than taking some pride in yourself, you resent it bitterly. You attempt to deal with this complex by pretending to be a bourgeoise type. However, it is painfully transparent this is some half-arsed escapism. The biggest giveaways that you are not the middle class connoisseur you try and present yourself as:- You actually know where to buy Donnay trackies from!- A bog-standard name, "Neil" - Atrocious grammar. I mean, really, really atrocious. Were you one of those gypsy children that goes to 101 different schools each year?- Use of the phrase "muggy little cunt"- The fact you buy your weekly groceries from Lidl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 It's painfully obvious you are from the bottom rung of the social ladder, and rather than taking some pride in yourself, you resent it bitterly. You attempt to deal with this complex by pretending to be a bourgeoise type. However, it is painfully transparent this is some half-arsed escapism. The biggest giveaways that you are not the middle class connoisseur you try and present yourself as:- You actually know where to buy Donnay trackies from!- A bog-standard name, "Neil" - Atrocious grammar. I mean, really, really atrocious. Were you one of those gypsy children that goes to 101 different schools each year?- Use of the phrase "muggy little cunt"- The fact you buy your weekly groceries from Lidl Dear Mr 'My shit dont stink'Whats the matter,not had a fuck lately?,soooo uptight,whats up with Mrs Stickers?.still full up with spunk from last nights punters?1.I know where Donnay comes from cos I watched the documentary on it the other night(which one were you?)2.I apologise profusely(Is that how you spell it?) for my name you dickhead3.Don't knock my grammar,she's 93 next week you cunt4.Nothing wrong with muggy little cunt but try "Fuck orf you pompous big cunt"5.Never been to Lidl,full of chavvy cuntsDaft cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 1.I know where Donnay comes from cos I watched the documentary on it the other night(which one were you?) You're confusing an advert during Jeremy Kyle with a documentary again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 Yeah Neil you halfwit cuntThanks Bill for your kind words. You've obviously had first-hand experience witnessing the trajectory of this particular vocation. Your persistence in thinking I'm male is amusing, your assumption that I'm clapped out at 30 is not so far off the mark though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 Wow, you can nearly string a sentence together fuck knuckleDear Mr 'My shit dont stink'Whats the matter,not had a fuck lately?,soooo uptight,whats up with Mrs Stickers?.still full up with spunk from last nights punters?1.I know where Donnay comes from cos I watched the documentary on it the other night(which one were you?)2.I apologise profusely(Is that how you spell it?) for my name you dickhead3.Don't knock my grammar,she's 93 next week you cunt4.Nothing wrong with muggy little cunt but try "Fuck orf you pompous big cunt"5.Never been to Lidl,full of chavvy cuntsDaft cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 30, 2015 Report Share Posted April 30, 2015 We are closing now; fuck off cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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