Guest MikeD Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 A Picasso painting has been sold for $160 million. Fuck it, I can't be arsed, the nom says it all really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Yeah, but it looks great in my cloakroom, next to the Warhol. Cloakroom? Get you, you posh fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 When you're skint and still got more money than sense, that's when you need to start worrying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Trust Jazz to chime in when the topic is about the fictional spending of money.Anyone who thinks a basement cinema screams class and refinement usually spends their more lucid moments aspiring for a semi-detached bungalow in Macclesfield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Cloakroom? Get you, you posh fucker.He has to have somewhere to keep his cloaks. They haven't invented a sandal room yet so I keep mine in the cloakroom. I dont own any cloaks though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 I keep my cloaks next to my daggers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Even Properkhunt hovel is more up market than a semi in Macclesfield...................errrr .......not that I have ever been to Macclesfield.Not far from Royston Vasey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Diamond encrusted Rollo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Or a Merc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Are you local? Are you a tail? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 I can certainly see why the bidding was so fierce. They are very sexy looking women. Although you wouldn't fancy a wank off the one in the foreground with the muffin-top, she's got hands like ice scrapers.....You'd be no better off with a blow job from the Giacometti they sold at the same auction for a mere $141 million.Supermodel thin, but it would be like rubbing your old chap down with medium grade sandpaper.PS It's a bloke really (titled "The Pointing Man") but never let facts stand in the way of a punchline! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 You'd be no better off with a blow job from the Giacometti they sold at the same auction for a mere $141 million.Supermodel thin, but it would be like rubbing your old chap down with medium grade sandpaper.PS It's a bloke really (titled "The Pointing Man") but never let facts stand in the way of a punchline! He's directing traffic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 He's directing trafficIs it one of those migrants from Libya who's made it here and not ended up as fish food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Load of shite.Modern Art should be used to keep fires burning in the winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Load of shite.Modern Art should be used to keep fires burning in the winter.Tracy emin unmade bed sold at action in 2014 for 2.5 million complete with stained sheets etc, in that case the soapy cow should sell her Alans, must be worth 10 times the amount. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Damien Hirst is a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 I use Picasa for photo editing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Banksy is a chav Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Banksy is a chav I always thought he was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 ALL art tends to be the beauty of its beholder (as perhaps Spots face can testify) however Tony Handcock's, Salvete image of "Aphrodite at the Waterhole" surely comes-in as a close 2nd and cannot be sniffed at. After all, what is one woman's joy, is another mans poison... Or something like that. She is on the phone to her broker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 She is on the phone to her broker.Looks like she's saying 'fuck me, I'm stuck like this for ever.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 Banksy is a chav I always thought he was a cunt.He may be both, but his "art" has a lot more artistic merit than any of the shite posted in here so far.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 It's a tad too large. I'd saw the fucker in half. That writing, top right, needs to go too. I see it as a blank canvas,with some promise.It needs Mr Bean to do a "whistler's mother" on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 OK, my example may also be shit too, but it's £125m cheaper which is a fucking snip, PLUS you also get a Mona Lisa thrown in for fuck all. In a frame? I will have nine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 Hold on W.C. I misread your order. It's the FRAMES which cost the bucks, and not the paintings. Can I pay with Bitcoin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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