Frank Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 Hello Frank. Before the serious arselicking and cocksucking begins can i just say.......go and hang yourself you wanker.That's no way to greet an old comrade... minkey. Your £30 Chinese wizard really put paid to my mockery of the weak. Bully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 I'm surprised you've reappeared.I thought you had topped yourself.Did we meet in Spain last week?.. pitch and putt down in Cádiz province. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 No.I was golfing in Scotland then the South coast.I'll be off to Portugal next.You could kill yourself whilst I'm gone.I know where you live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 I know where you live. And it ain't cheshire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 I know where you live. Now, there's a funny thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 I know where you live. You mean... I know where you don't live... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 DimDing! Speak English, you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 Speak English, you cunt.They don't speak very good English where he is from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 Reminds me of the 1 time I cleared out my garage and 'done' a boot fair. As you are unloading your worthless pile , human cockroach are going through your boxes before you have finished unloading. Although it's only shit that would have ended up in the dump you do become overly protective of your crap and overly aggressive, probably due to the early start with combined hangover Yes when I moved I took a number of boxes of crap to the local council 're-cycling' site. The cunts were like a flock of fucking seagulls jumping in the containers seeing what I'd just 'hawked' up. You could imagine what their 'homes' looked like, adorned with shite hole crap and 3cwt TV's in every corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 Yes when I moved I took a number of boxes of crap to the local council 're-cycling' site. The cunts were like a flock of fucking seagulls jumping in the containers seeing what I'd just 'hawked' up. You could imagine what their 'homes' looked like, adorned with shite hole crap and 3cwt TV's in every corner.Where do you think "Power Sellers" on eBay come from? Lace it all with arsenic next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 Fuck me. I shudder to imagine an encounter between a bargain scavenging serf and a cerebrally challenged till monkey. A clash of such epic cuntitude, that surely the space time continuum would be torn asunder due to the outpouring of utter fucking idiocy this meeting would produce. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 Isn't that Sir Lenny Henry third from the left... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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