Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 (edited) Hardly Nepal is it? The BBC are making it sound fucking massive, the cunts. The Earth moves more when a fucking lorry goes past my house four hundred yards away. Wimps! Edited May 22, 2015 by Alfie Noakes effing spelling howler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 Sorry about that, it was Mrs D and I at our spring rut on the Yorkshire Moors... do apologise to anyone who was disturbed by it on my behalf will you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 I bet those people in Nepal don't send any aid to us, cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 Rumour has it is that Ewan McBiker and Bob Fuckoff are going there to launch an appeal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 Rumour has it is that Ewan McBiker and Bob Fuckoff are going there to launch an appeal.for the love of God, nooooooooooooooooooooooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 To be fair, it's the most exciting thing that's happened in Kent since the Swing Riots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 To be fair, it's the most exciting thing that's happened in Kent since the Swing Riots.You clearly haven't visited the farm shop in Tunbridge Wells Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 You clearly haven't visited the farm shop in Tunbridge Wells Or one of the Archbishop's cake and coke nights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 That fucking hobbit cunt Freeman has just been on telly fronting an Oxfam appeal for water purification tablets for the victims of this cataclysm.I don't know why he kept wittering on about Nepal, though. I fear he may have taken one too many up the arse from Mr Cumberbatch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 It was reported in our local village parish magazine that an allotment has become available, how much more excitement can you take? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 24, 2015 Report Share Posted May 24, 2015 To be fair, it's the most exciting thing that's happened in Kent since the Swing Riots.I know Bawsy. When I was a kid in the playground there might of been some unrest on the roundabout but that was it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 I remember the Roundabout Riots of Rochester... When the police were chasing the culprits, trying to catch them, they just kept going round in circles.....Nearly as bad as the Swing Shitstorm of Strife at Sheppey, the coppers didn't know whether they were coming or going on that one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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