Ape™️ Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 So, you've called Bobs 'phone extension, the phone that's on his desk, literally two feet from where he sits, and after five rings he hasn't picked up. You would hope that this situation would cause the caller to conclude that Bob is either not there, or has no intention of answering the call, and that either way the call attempt should be ended. However, some cunts that call the 'phones at work feel it's best to just keep ringing and ringing, sometimes for several minutes, until someone gets fucked off with the noise and picks up the call to Bob remotely from their desk. They answer the call by saying "hello, Bobs 'phone" and are immediately asked "is Bob there?" No, clearly he fucking isn't, you thick twat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 On the railway there are two types of ringing tone, (an old fashioned BT type tone which means the call is internal and a single american style tone which means the call is external) the standard procedure when the phone rings and the call is internal is to either sit there looking at the phone or if there is someone with you to discuss who might be ringing. Eventually the phone will stop ringing for a minute or two and then start ringing again and you then repeat the process over again. after several times the ringing will stop and about 5 minutes later whoever was ringing will walk into the office and say "I've been trying to call you for ages, but got no reply!", to which you reply "Oh, I was wondering who was ringing?". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Worse are people who are absolutely unable to hang up the phone in a prompt fashion."So, eeer, I'll call you tomorrow, and eeerrrr, we can meet up and, eeeerrrr, tomorrow we can have a chat about it errrrr, once we've met up, errrrr, I'll just give you a buzz tomorrow to confirm alright, and errrrr, yeah, as I say, we can, eeerrrrr, meet up after we've, eeeerrr, had chat tomorrow."FUCK OFF YOU CUNT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Letting it ring is the lesser of two evils, the unspeakable alternative being to activate your voicemail. My fucking phone flashes an orange light when there's voicemail that makes the Eddystone lighthouse look puny by comparison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 That's why they invented the ringer on/off button, but it doesn't always work. I remember years ago Mr Gobbie (before he was Mr Gobbie) letting himself into my house and applying copious amounts of superglue to my phone so I couldn't turn the ringer off. Telephone pests are cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 All telephone pests should be put up against a wall and machine gunned. No summary trial just fucking shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 its the cunts on the mobile phones, at 4am, pissed as a cunt, on the road outside my fucking house FUCKING SHOUTING LIKE ITS A FUCKING MEGAPHONE... CUNT!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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