Ape™️ Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 Why not refer to him as your husband or, heaven forbid, use his Christian name? "I'm looking forward to a night in with the hubby." He's not a fucking dog! Grips my shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 Why not refer to him as your husband or, heaven forbid, use his Christian name? "I'm looking forward to a night in with the hubby." He's not a fucking dog! Grips my shit.There are some women that treat their husband like a dog. There are even some Men who like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 I hate this .. I was only just saying so to the hubby earlier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 Ming calls me He Moo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 Not Homo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 There are some women that treat their husband like a dog. There are even some Men who like it. I'm all for being led around naked on a lead and having my mistress tell me what to do. I draw the line at eating my own shit and licking my own bollocks though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 well now we know you're not brony with a new id. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 Reminds me of a yank painter I used to work with he used to call it pussy whipped, every time he was due to meet his missus he would say...I'm gonna hurt that ass, found out afterwards she was mad for it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 I'm all for being led around naked on a lead and having my mistress tell me what to do. I draw the line at eating my own shit and licking my own bollocks thoughYou fucking prude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 Ming calls me He MooNot Homo?It's just how Brazilian lady boys pronounce it that's all...Not sure how he got to be called Ming though.. maybe Frank likes it rough from Ming the Merciless? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 More lower-middle and working class phraseology. I expect you are referred to as "the gimp" and kept locked in the cellar with, appropriately, a golf ball shoved in your mouth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Being a posh twat, Punkape married who he was told to marry by mater & pater. He has very little to do with his wife and just buggers the gardener. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 I expect you are referred to as "the gimp" and kept locked in the cellar with, appropriately, a golf ball shoved in your mouth.Out of likes for today Apers,so have one on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Why is this tagged as pretentious? Hubby is uttered by the least pretentious people in the world aka absolute fuckwits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Why not refer to him as your husband or, heaven forbid, use his Christian name? "I'm looking forward to a night in with the hubby." He's not a fucking dog! Grips my shit.I refer to my hubby as Cunt. He knows his place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Not sure about this one ape. I'll run it past the wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 22, 2015 Report Share Posted June 22, 2015 Not too keen on eating my own shit, but if I could lick my own bollocks................Thats not a phrase you'll get to use very often in life, pk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 22, 2015 Report Share Posted June 22, 2015 I don't see a problem with the word hubby, i refer to the missus as 'are gertrude' and occasionally that fucking bitch.Purely in the name of scientific research, does Mrs. Top let you do her up the wrongun, Brickers? And if not, why fucking not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 22, 2015 Report Share Posted June 22, 2015 Purely in the name of scientific research, does Mrs. Top let you do her up the wrongun, Brickers? And if not, why fucking not?Considering she has a cock and balls, the only options are fucking her in the shitter, or giving her a Frank-esque face fucking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted June 22, 2015 Report Share Posted June 22, 2015 I don't know,...armpits are a close 3rd. Then turkey neck,and finally distended fucking brain-belly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 She doesn't like it up the brown starfish, but I've enough gerth for it to be nice and tight in the front door. I'm really not into sticking my old man into poop anyway.When my mrs started getting a bit, ahem, loose, I asked the doctor if he could suggest anything. He said "its a bit taboo, but you could try the other hole." I sat back in shock and said "what, and end up with a houseful of kids?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 Don't you mean "Our Gertrude"instead of "Are Gertrude" or are you a semi-literate East tosspot who knew the Krays......yawn.You really are a retard of epic proportions. I wouldn't be surprised if you have Velcro instead of laces but it seems that that may even be too complicated for you. What the fuck is an 'East tosspot who knew the Krays'? have you taken your lithium? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 Try mustard gas for youself and your friends....I already have.... It cleared my sinuses a treat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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