Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 These cunts are practically begging to be cunted. They invite their thuggish friends and family members, to the center of the field to recite their nuptials, then fuck off to some overpriced chow trough to stuff their gobs. They leave mayhem in their wake; chairs strewn about, gum wrappers on the field, and probably a few broken condoms as well, they have to have some stories to tell others, afterall. Just fuck off and find a church or a government official to "hitch you inbred cunts" and leave the sporting arenas for the true hooligans! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 At least they pay for their own wedding. These royal weddings with all the embelishments must cost me a fortune in taxes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 Fair point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 Getting married in a football strip. Braindead fucktards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 Getting married in a football strip. Braindead fucktards.Never mind, it won't be long before those same fucktards' ashes are being scattered in the centre circle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 The expensive billy big bollocks stag party trips that cost everyone a fucking fortune are the real cunt. Fuck off with your trip to New York , that will cost everyone 2k. Pub, stripper, nightclub, drunken curry, perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 Never mind, it won't be long before those same fucktards' ashes are being scattered in the centre circle.It might deter some of the footballers from taking a dive if they think they're gonna get a gob full of billy cuntbag's dessicated remains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 once got caught downwind on helvellyn as from above some bastards urn was being emptied .... that wainwright cunt never ever warned about that kind of thing did he. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 My estranged brother in-law is getting married to some awful gobby fat bird with a west country accent in August. His wedding is going to be some sort of 'all in' arrangement in the same vane as those 'all in' holidays on the Coster del Chavos. All very tacky and low rent. Fucking twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 My estranged brother in-law is getting married to some awful gobby fat bird with a west country accent in August. His wedding is going to be some sort of 'all in' arrangement in the same vane as those 'all in' holidays on the Coster del Chavos. All very tacky and low rent. Fucking twat.make sure you are at least number 14 to puke by the "visitors" goalposts.... any sooner and you're a poof...!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 I'm just itching to heckle a pair of cunts engaging in a sport wedding. Find the buttons that wind up the twats, and then press them with a wrecking ball like assault of cruel mocking statements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 make sure you are at least number 14 to puke by the "visitors" goalposts.... any sooner and you're a poof...!!I'm not invited... thank fuck. I saw him for the first time in twenty odd years in April whilst attending a funeral with this odious fat atrocity in tow that looked and smelled like a domestic farm animal of the porcine kind. He's just plain and simple thick whereas she's a gobby brash pig ignorant pile shit that was dressed up like she was going to some cheap seedy night club instead of 'his' father's funeral. They stuck around for not longer than was necessary before fucking off into the nearest pub to get plastered with his mates while the rest of everyone else came back to a venue for a light lunch and drinks to pay their respects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 she's a gobby brash pig ignorant pile shit that was dressed up like she was going to some cheap seedy night club instead of 'his' father's funeral. You never know, Gongers, she might be a sex therapist for depressed barnyard livestock. She dressed that way to get the males rutting and rooting about, and the females jealous and territorial. She would be doing a service for local farmers whose animals aren't breeding on their own. If you were a bull would you want to be stuck with a lot of disgusting cows? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 I'm not invited... thank fuck. I saw him for the first time in twenty odd years in April whilst attending a funeral with this odious fat atrocity in tow that looked and smelled like a domestic farm animal of the porcine kind. He's just plain and simple thick whereas she's a gobby brash pig ignorant pile shit that was dressed up like she was going to some cheap seedy night club instead of 'his' father's funeral. They stuck around for not longer than was necessary before fucking off into the nearest pub to get plastered with his mates while the rest of everyone else came back to a venue for a light lunch and drinks to pay their respects.Sounds like he's dating Kirsty Alley! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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