Eddie Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 These cunts can't go 5 minutes without rustling a crisp packet, slurping a drink or loudly whispering the plot as it's the 5th time they have watched the film. these weird selfish pricks put my off my fingering technique especially if the loud fucks are sitting next to my cat I have smuggled in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 I don't go to the cinema any more. There is absolutely no pleasure in it, and it is a near certainty I'll hurt some cunt badly one day. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 I don't go to the cinema any more. There is absolutely on pleasure in it, and it is a near certainty I'll hurt some cunt badly one day. It doesn't help that there's fuck all worth watching anyway. I'm not being all arthouse, but if it isn't comic adaptations or bollywood bollocks that you're into, then you're pretty much fucked at the minute. But yeah, on the rather rare occasion that I do venture to the cinema, there's always some fucking prick with selective hearing that somehow retains the ability to cut out the sound of rustling, crunching and lip smacking that sends dogs in the near vicinity going fucking apeshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 I can't remember the last time I went to the Cinema but it cost me about 2/6 to get in.I'd rather buy the fucking DVD,watch it in the quite of my own home when I want,without any cunt annoying me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Cinema is fucking overpriced shit. I've been with MrsBom for ten years and we have never been. She moans about every so often and I tell her to go with a fucking friend if she's that desperate to watch some tedious Yank drivel with no plot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 The only fun to be had is smuggling sweets in purchased from outside, past the nazi guard. Those cunts want you to spend another £10.00 on 3 quids worth of pic n mix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 I can't remember the last time I went to the Cinema but it cost me about 2/6 to get in.I'd rather buy the fucking DVD,watch it in the quite of my own home when I want,without any cunt annoying me.Fucking ell snatch what did you see Carry on Camping? I bet it was a time when you bought a vanilla tub and kiora orange from the large breasted usherette down the front during the interval when they were advertising the local curry house on the big screen.I remember as kid going to Camberwell Odeon and one of the commercials was for Camberwell tandoori with Diana Dors sitting in the restaurant with hubby Alan Lake saying "When I eat out I always come to Camberwell Tandoori". Yeah as if Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Fucking ell snatch what did you see Carry on Camping? I bet it was a time when you bought a vanilla tub and kiora orange from the large breasted usherette down the front during the interval when they were advertising the local curry house on the big screen.I remember as kid going to Camberwell Odeon and one of the commercials was for Camberwell tandoori with Diana Dors sitting in the restaurant with hubby Alan Lake saying "When I eat out I always come to Camberwell Tandoori". Yeah as ifI remember the adverts for local businesses, no expense spared, and I mean no fucking expensive spared, they were terrible. Some z list with a comb over telling you where to get your tyres changed. That old comb over fucker is probably doing a stretch now for kiddie fiddling. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 The last trip to the cinema for me was the release of the final Star Wars Prequel film where Darth Vader is created. The one and only high point of the film. The Anakin and Obi Wan light sabre duel was OK, you could feel the hate. Of course, that was aided on by the brats screaming about poor Anakin turning to the dark side. I'm a soppy cunt, I'll probably go to the release of the next one, as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Thank fuck I don't go to the cinema anymore. No more screaming little brats kicking the back of my seat, no more cunts on their phones calling up each and every one of their fucking relatives to loudly recount every riveting detail about the shit they took last night, no more sitting down on the dog eared seats only to silently pray to a god that you never believed in that the damp sensation you just experienced isn't some fuckers piss. Besides, the cunts never show any of the films I like anyway, although come to think of it, that might have something to do with the fact that all the films I like usually end with some fit lass getting a big load dumped on her face by some stud with a 8 inch cock... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 Thank fuck I don't go to the cinema anymore. No more screaming little brats kicking the back of my seat, no more cunts on their phones calling up each and every one of their fucking relatives to loudly recount every riveting detail about the shit they took last night, no more sitting down on the dog eared seats only to silently pray to a god that you never believed in that the damp sensation you just experienced isn't some fuckers piss. Besides, the cunts never show any of the films I like anyway, although come to think of it, that might have something to do with the fact that all the films I like usually end with some fit lass getting a big load dumped on her face by some stud with a 8 inch cock...Indeed, the age of quality cinema has gone the way of the do-do bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 The type of cunts who do this couldn't be quiet anywhere they fucking go.Cinemas, buses, trains, or even walking down the fucking street. Inconsiderate, selfish bastards who should be fucking tortured. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 The type of cunts who do this couldn't be quiet anywhere they fucking go.Cinemas, buses, trains, or even walking down the fucking street. Inconsiderate, selfish bastards who should be fucking tortured.It's an equitable punishment considering they torture us with their vapid tedium when their gobs are supposed to be shut tight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 I went to see Ted 2 last night and had this person the row in front of me constantly texting throughout the film. All I got was the light from her phone in my eyes. I got up and moved a few rows back but could still see her face lit up by the glow. Un fucking believable. The film was shite as well. But I got deal; half price ticket with animal size popcorn. Have it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 The last trip to the cinema for me was the release of the final Star Wars Prequel film where Darth Vader is created. The one and only high point of the film. The Anakin and Obi Wan light sabre duel was OK, you could feel the hate. Of course, that was aided on by the brats screaming about poor Anakin turning to the dark side. I'm a soppy cunt, I'll probably go to the release of the next one, as well. Fucking hell.. I think the last time I went it was for the second Star Wars film... the proper second not this stupid arsed cash-in "prequel number II with fucking long title"It doesn't help that there's fuck all worth watching anyway. I'm not being all arthouse, but if it isn't comic adaptations or bollywood bollocks that you're into, then you're pretty much fucked at the minute. You missed "Slasher Horror : Something in the Sewers/School Gym/Forest/Hospital Basement Vehicle for the next Barely Legal Teen Shaggable Bird or Bloke with 6-pack"......or something... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 I'm firmly in the "only cunts go to the cinema" camp.Pay the best part of a tenner to watch some bollocky nonsense, with the volume up too loud, surrounded by people eating their own weight in kernels, and teenagers wanking each other off on the back rows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 I'm firmly in the "only cunts go to the cinema" camp.Pay the best part of a tenner to watch some bollocky nonsense, with the volume up too loud, surrounded by people eating their own weight in kernels, and teenagers wanking each other off on the back rows.So you've been to that shithole cinema in Didcot as well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 Fucking hell.. I think the last time I went it was for the second Star Wars film... the proper second not this stupid arsed cash-in "prequel number II with fucking long title"You missed "Slasher Horror : Something in the Sewers/School Gym/Forest/Hospital Basement Vehicle for the next Barely Legal Teen Shaggable Bird or Bloke with 6-pack"......or something...How do you know the working title of my screenplay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 20, 2015 Report Share Posted July 20, 2015 Fucking hell.. I think the last time I went it was for the second Star Wars film... the proper second not this stupid arsed cash-in "prequel number II with fucking long title"You missed "Slasher Horror : Something in the Sewers/School Gym/Forest/Hospital Basement Vehicle for the next Barely Legal Teen Shaggable Bird or Bloke with 6-pack"......or something...Old George really could have found somebody that could have done a better job with the Anakin Skywalker character. Hayden Christensen is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 We've run out of ideas just bringing old cartoon characters to life with CGI for the septrilogy or whatever fuck its called when you've regurgitated the same theme too many cunting times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 We've run out of ideas just bringing old cartoon characters to life with CGI for the septrilogy or whatever fuck its called when you've regurgitated the same theme too many cunting timesThe major studios have gone mad turning comic books into major motion pictures. They've optioned everything from Superman, Batman, the Avengers, to Nappy man and the pedos with 5 cocks from the Juptier moon Io. If not a comic, they are "rebooting" some shit franchise, or remaking or re-envisioning old shit. Out of ideas is an understatement Drew. They're taking the cunts way out, trying to cash in on older classics, ruining not only the original, but any hope of the new one achieving any measure of success. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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