Neil Posted July 22, 2015 Report Share Posted July 22, 2015 So these cunts have now come up with a system where you pay up front for your fuel and return the car as empty as possible,yeah right!,105 euros upfront for the fuel (in a car with a 10 gallon tank)and in their words "whatever fuel is left in the tank will be credited back to your card".....conning cunts!...if I filled it back to the top I would have thought that I would have my full 105 euros credited back,fucking dago cunts,probably have the cunts take more off my card for fake damage too,cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 22, 2015 Report Share Posted July 22, 2015 I agree with your general sentiments neil, but tbh its not a bad system as long as the fuckers actually do credit what you take it back with. The old way where they gave you a motor with just enough juice in it to limp 500 yards to a filling station was a pain in the fucking arse. That's the last thing you need fresh off a flight full of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted July 22, 2015 Report Share Posted July 22, 2015 Or foreign car hire companies that hire out cars to cunts that aren't used to driving on the 'right' side of the road. Stay at home and off our roads you fucking maniacs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 22, 2015 Report Share Posted July 22, 2015 Or foreign car hire companies that hire out cars to cunts that aren't used to driving on the 'right' side of the road. Stay at home and off our roads you fucking maniacs.Funnily enough, or not, when I drive my motorhome here, it feels fucking wierd to be on the left side of the road, I have to consciously think, LEFT YOU CUNT when I set off....Abroad I'm used to it, 90% of the mileage on it is from abroad... and the Lovely Joanna on my TomTom reminds me everytime I turn her on.... fnarr fnarr.....and yes... it's a right-hand drive one.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 22, 2015 Report Share Posted July 22, 2015 everytime I turn her on.... fnarr fnarr...I don't come here to read this revolting smut. Absolutely fucking disgusting Ding, you ought to be bloody ashamed of yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 22, 2015 Report Share Posted July 22, 2015 I don't come here to read this revolting smut. Absolutely fucking disgusting Ding, you ought to be bloody ashamed of yourself.No don't stop Ding you've got me at the vinegar strokes....help an old pal over the finishing line with your gutter-gob ways!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 22, 2015 Report Share Posted July 22, 2015 So these cunts have now come up with a system where you pay up front for your fuel and return the car as empty as possible,yeah right!,105 euros upfront for the fuel (in a car with a 10 gallon tank)and in their words "whatever fuel is left in the tank will be credited back to your card".....conning cunts!...if I filled it back to the top I would have thought that I would have my full 105 euros credited back,fucking dago cunts,probably have the cunts take more off my card for fake damage too,cunts!Neil, the Isle of Wight doesn't count as foreign, you fucking shit-eater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 22, 2015 Report Share Posted July 22, 2015 The old way where they gave you a motor with just enough juice in it to limp 500 yards to a filling station was a pain in the fucking arse. That's the last thing you need fresh off a flight full of cunts.Surely that's the fucking chauffeur's job? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 22, 2015 Report Share Posted July 22, 2015 Surely that's the fucking chauffeur's job?I'll need a fucking chauffeur after my next holiday, bawsy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2015 Neil, the Isle of Wight doesn't count as foreign, you fucking shit-eater.you fucking obviously havn't been there recently! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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