Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 I liked the Goldblum one with the couple on the bed.. the office one was a bit shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 3 minutes ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: I liked the Goldblum one with the couple on the bed.. the office one was a bit shit... He's one slimy, creepy bastard. I wouldn't be surprised if he's on more than one "register". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 On 18 August 2015 at 18:44:09, nocti said: Kevin Bellend Bacon doing EE. What the fuck is that about? Stop trying to look twenty too you fucking twat. In fairness, this isn't as fucking obnoxious as that old faggot Cluny and his gay little coffees. Bacon got utterly cleaned out to fuck by Bernie M and "has" to do that shit, the stupid Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 2 hours ago, MikeD said: He's one slimy, creepy bastard. I wouldn't be surprised if he's on more than one "register". Operation jewtree, I mean yewtree?? *sorry, couldnt fucking resist that one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 49 minutes ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: Operation jewtree, I mean yewtree?? *sorry, couldnt fucking resist that one... That's fucking terrible. I'm not laughing....much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 Vinnie Jones is now advertising e-cigs. Here's hoping he tries one and those stories about them catching fire or blowing up are true. As usual he displays his wide range of acting ability, an aggressive cockney cunt who would benefit from a blowtorch to the fucking face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 4 hours ago, MikeD said: Vinnie Jones is now advertising e-cigs. Here's hoping he tries one and those stories about them catching fire or blowing up are true. As usual he displays his wide range of acting ability, an aggressive cockney cunt who would benefit from a blowtorch to the fucking face. From the look of the cunt, I'd say he has already been playing with razor blades on his mug. Why not just drop him into an electro furnace of molten metal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 4 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: From the look of the cunt, I'd say he has already been playing with razor blades on his mug. Why not just drop him into an electro furnace of molten metal? If we're really considering going to town on the jug-eared missing link cunt, I'm thinking let's put him in a room with one wall as a whiteboard, onto which we project posts written by ProfB. All the while, Robbie Williams songs play from speakers placed in all four corners. Vinnie, the utter fucking cunt, is sat in a clockwork orange style seat with his peepers held open and hands clamped down. Between some ProfB posts, totally at random, we flash the odd image of Lenny Henry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 4 minutes ago, nocti said: we flash the odd image of Lenny Henry. You sick, twisted bastard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 39 minutes ago, nocti said: If we're really considering going to town on the jug-eared missing link cunt, I'm thinking let's put him in a room with one wall as a whiteboard, onto which we project posts written by ProfB. All the while, Robbie Williams songs play from speakers placed in all four corners. Vinnie, the utter fucking cunt, is sat in a clockwork orange style seat with his peepers held open and hands clamped down. Between some ProfB posts, totally at random, we flash the odd image of Lenny Henry. holy mother of God, are you fucking insane Nocti.....this is totally inhuman......err can we get tickets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 1 hour ago, Decimus said: You sick, twisted bastard. 1 hour ago, nocti said: If we're really considering going to town on the jug-eared missing link cunt, I'm thinking let's put him in a room with one wall as a whiteboard, onto which we project posts written by ProfB. All the while, Robbie Williams songs play from speakers placed in all four corners. Vinnie, the utter fucking cunt, is sat in a clockwork orange style seat with his peepers held open and hands clamped down. Between some ProfB posts, totally at random, we flash the odd image of Lenny Henry. That's the sick bit... I think Nocti's gone too far this time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 8 hours ago, nocti said: If we're really considering going to town on the jug-eared missing link cunt, I'm thinking let's put him in a room with one wall as a whiteboard, onto which we project posts written by ProfB. All the while, Robbie Williams songs play from speakers placed in all four corners. Vinnie, the utter fucking cunt, is sat in a clockwork orange style seat with his peepers held open and hands clamped down. Between some ProfB posts, totally at random, we flash the odd image of Lenny Henry. Fucking hell, aren't there prohibitions against this sort of thing covered in the Geneva convention? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 10 hours ago, nocti said: If we're really considering going to town on the jug-eared missing link cunt, I'm thinking let's put him in a room with one wall as a whiteboard, onto which we project posts written by ProfB. All the while, Robbie Williams songs play from speakers placed in all four corners. Vinnie, the utter fucking cunt, is sat in a clockwork orange style seat with his peepers held open and hands clamped down. Between some ProfB posts, totally at random, we flash the odd image of Lenny Henry. It's off to Syria with you Nocti. If that won't bring ISIS to theirs knees,nothing will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 Get a load of this cunt!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 Hopefully someone will bottle the cunt, and soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 Even the people filming that must have thought he looked a gold-plated cunt, what a fucking embarrassment. He showed all of his usual acting ability though, like every fucking thing he's ever been in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 6 minutes ago, MikeD said: Even the people filming that must have thought he looked a gold-plated cunt, what a fucking embarrassment. He showed all of his usual acting ability though, like every fucking thing he's ever been in. He makes Danny Dyer look like Albert Finney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He makes Danny Dyer look like Albert Finney The heir to Sean Connery's throne. Another cunt who couldn't play anyone but himself even if you put a fucking gun to his head. And doubtless another "proud Scotsman" who of course doesn't fucking live there and would probably struggle to find it on a fucking map now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 1 minute ago, MikeD said: The heir to Sean Connery's throne. Another cunt who couldn't play anyone but himself even if you put a fucking gun to his head. And doubtless another "proud Scotsman" who of course doesn't fucking live there and would probably struggle to find it on a fucking map now. He'd get there in no time if he had to go to Balmoral to pick up yet another pointless fucking knighthood. That's another thing, you noticed all these Scots and welsh buggers fuck off and live abroad harping on about how unfair the British tax system is but cant wait to get a knighthood. Tom Jones and Connery to name two 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He'd get there in no time if he had to go to Balmoral to pick up yet another pointless fucking knighthood. That's another thing, you noticed all these Scots and welsh buggers fuck off and live abroad harping on about how unfair the British tax system is but cant wait to get a knighthood. Tom Jones and Connery to name two I swear the cunt's face is a cardboard mask, he's like a Scottish Clive Owen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 52 minutes ago, MikeD said: Another cunt who couldn't play anyone but himself even if you put a fucking gun to his head. And doubtless another "proud Scotsman" who of course doesn't fucking live there and would probably struggle to find it on a fucking map now. The cunt's from Paisley, so in all fairness getting the fuck out would not have been a difficult decision to make. Paisley makes Jacko's Cambuslang pied-a-terre look like a fucking garden spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 56 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The cunt's from Paisley, so in all fairness getting the fuck out would not have been a difficult decision to make. Paisley makes Jacko's Cambuslang pied-a-terre look like a fucking garden spot. Paisley? I see a pattern here. I know, fuck off Mike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 2 hours ago, MikeD said: The heir to Sean Connery's throne. Another cunt who couldn't play anyone but himself even if you put a fucking gun to his head. And doubtless another "proud Scotsman" who of course doesn't fucking live there and would probably struggle to find it on a fucking map now. 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: He'd get there in no time if he had to go to Balmoral to pick up yet another pointless fucking knighthood. That's another thing, you noticed all these Scots and welsh buggers fuck off and live abroad harping on about how unfair the British tax system is but cant wait to get a knighthood. Tom Jones and Connery to name two .. don't forget the advertising japanese whisky/ey.... how fucking scottish... fucking heathen bastard... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 9 minutes ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: .. don't forget the advertising japanese whisky/ey.... how fucking scottish... fucking heathen bastard... These kind of cunts would advertise package tours in fucking Somalia if the money was right, shameless bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 3 hours ago, MikeD said: I swear the cunt's face is a cardboard mask, he's like a Scottish Clive Owen. I think he's rather dishy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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