Guest MikeD Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 First it was Harvey Keitel advertising Direct Line, then Arnie Cuntenegger with fucking meerkats, now we have Helen Mirren selling fucking skin cream.I guess years of being paid fucking millions as an actor have left you all counting the pennies, eh?That's the last wank I have thinking of Helen Mirren....well maybe just a few more!Fucking shameless, sell-out cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 Parkinson ,vorderman,bacon cuntsticks of the highest calibre but no one outcunts that jug eared cunt bomb Lineker,how he can prostitute himself to those Walker wankers and do whatever they ask is greed beyond comprehension,have you no pride you cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 There is a long and not-so-proud tradition of celebs - including a whole shitload of Hollywood A-listers - turning up in execrable Japanese commercials, presumably assuming that no-one back home will ever see them. This one from Ronaldo is typical of the genre. Why anyone would buy a "beauty enhancer" from this pockmarked oil-slick is a fucking mystery to me, but those inscrutable yellow cunts baffle me at the best of times. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 There is a long and not-so-proud tradition of celebs - including a whole shitload of Hollywood A-listers - turning up in execrable Japanese commercials, presumably assuming that no-one back home will ever see them. This one from Ronaldo is typical of the genre. Why anyone would buy a "beauty enhancer" from this pockmarked oil-slick is a fucking mystery to me, but those inscrutable yellow cunts baffle me at the best of times.Clearly a shirt lifter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 4, 2015 Report Share Posted August 4, 2015 Have you seen Arnie Schwarzeneger in his latest shit ad? Jesus fucking Christ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 5, 2015 Report Share Posted August 5, 2015 I got all excited there, thinking that this was yet another thread about FAT FUCKING BASTARDS. I was about to say that these fat bastards look like BEACHED WHALES and should be MELTED DOWN FOR CANDLE WAX. I fucking hate the fucking fat cunts......20 pounds of custard in a 10 pound bag!! I was reading the other day that our kids are the 2nd fattest cunts in Europe. The fat fucking BEACHED WHALE cunts are only beaten by the Hungarians. Now i've never been to Hungary but it's definitely on my bucket list now. I intend to go there and tell those BEACHED FUCKING WHALES that they should all be MELTED DOWN FOR CANDLE WAX. I'm not having fucking foreigners thinking they can be fatter than us! Fucking PORKY FUCKING BASTARDS. Melt them all down i say! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 5, 2015 Report Share Posted August 5, 2015 Please stay on topic, Judge. There's a good lad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 I got all excited there, thinking that this was yet another thread about FAT FUCKING BASTARDS. I was about to say that these fat bastards look like BEACHED WHALES and should be MELTED DOWN FOR CANDLE WAX. I fucking hate the fucking fat cunts......20 pounds of custard in a 10 pound bag!! I was reading the other day that our kids are the 2nd fattest cunts in Europe. The fat fucking BEACHED WHALE cunts are only beaten by the Hungarians. Now i've never been to Hungary but it's definitely on my bucket list now. I intend to go there and tell those BEACHED FUCKING WHALES that they should all be MELTED DOWN FOR CANDLE WAX. I'm not having fucking foreigners thinking they can be fatter than us! Fucking PORKY FUCKING BASTARDS. Melt them all down i say!Totally well out of order. They are building massive fences to stop assorted immigrants from getting into their country. They should use those pontoons to make the fence with and save the raw material. Imagine the fat, hungry, Hungarian fuck-off fence. No chance to cross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Ringo Starr is advertising Skechers shoes.Fuck me inside out, these cunts have no shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 He is one ugly cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Ringo Starr is advertising Skechers shoes.Fuck me inside out, these cunts have no shame.Obviously no work either since Thomas the Tank Engine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Kevin Bellend Bacon doing EE. What the fuck is that about? Stop trying to look twenty too you fucking twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Kevin Bellend Bacon doing EE. What the fuck is that about? Stop trying to look twenty too you fucking twat.And talking nonsensical bollocks at the speed of light. One of the worst adverts I've ever had the displeasure of viewing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Sly stallone advertising fucking bread , the greedy stroke victim looking drop mouthed cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 And talking nonsensical bollocks at the speed of light. One of the worst adverts I've ever had the displeasure of viewing.Indeed and agreed tenfold. Not to mention the cunt looks like before doing each advert, they starve him for a week then make him pole vault into a fuck load of upturned plugs. A sorry looking bastard and then some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 I seem to remember the millionaire Carol Vorderman doing an advert to coax stupid brain dead saps into getting up to their necks in debt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Lenny "I'm Bleck" Henry, Doing Premierinn ads......though he is a celebrity in the loosest possible terms in the words of that Arbiter of cunt standards and inspiration to novice cunts." Lenny Henry is without doubt, as can never be mentioned enough, a fucking cunt." From the collected works of Decimus Vol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 At least Cantona advertises Stella, which is a great drink in preparation for drop-kicking some cunt in the face. His acting in it is pretty superb too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Heidi Klum introducing her own line of men's pants called "Heidi Whities." For being so outrageous about her cuntishness I I think I'd give her the horn up the wrong un and burn the manufacturing facility to the fucking ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 Just seen Jeff Goldblum in an ad for Currys/PC World. Obviously the roles requiring a weird, smug, creepy-looking bastard have dried up and he's trying to pay for Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 Judge is fattist. Shame on you, you reactionary dicksplash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Even bigger cunt. Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 And that Beckham cunt is at it just like his media whore stick insect tits on a stick wife,both cunts of the highest order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 2 minutes ago, Even bigger cunt. said: And that Beckham cunt is at it just like his media whore stick insect tits on a stick wife,both cunts of the highest order. That cunt would advertise nazi memorabilia if he was handed a few quid and a script. Fucking dullard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 I like the Jeff Goldblum ads though. At least they're amusing. I'm sure I'm in for a severe hammering now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 2, 2015 Report Share Posted December 2, 2015 Typical, just when you think you've found a gypsy that might be okay. The fuckers always let you down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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