nocti Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 And Lenny fucking Henry...There's always room for Lenny.Absolutely Decs. Good old Lenny "I'm Black Don't You Know" Henry. Playing the race card to the point where it's as old and fucking tattered as his jokes, no doubt the result of a sense of humour lost by years of living in Dawn French's shadow. Literally. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 Absolutely Decs. Good old Lenny "I'm Black Don't You Know" Henry. Playing the race card to the point where it's as old and fucking tattered as his jokes, no doubt the result of a sense of humour lost by years of living in Dawn French's shadow. Literally.credit where credits due though...it not everyone who could pretend to get a chubby whilst getting carnal with that French woman.....I wonder who he was thinking about during the actual dirty business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 Had a nest in my loft a few years ago. Sprayed it with some death-in-a can I got for three quid from a local hardware shop. Dead wasps turning up all over the house for weeks afterwards. Better than live ones I suppose. It was cheaper than paying the council sixty odd quid to do it as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 Had a nest in my loft a few years ago. Sprayed it with some death-in-a can I got for three quid from a local hardware shop. Dead wasps turning up all over the house for weeks afterwards. Better than live ones I suppose. It was cheaper than paying the council sixty odd quid to do it as well. Fascinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted August 14, 2015 Report Share Posted August 14, 2015 And Lenny fucking Henry...There's always room for Lenny.You'll probably soon get advised by an Administrator that Good ol Lenny comes from a Premier Inn near Dudley, presumably where he keeps his hornets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted August 14, 2015 Report Share Posted August 14, 2015 Eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted August 14, 2015 Report Share Posted August 14, 2015 I put up a thread about Wasps on the old site, got stung by one five years ago and it took two weeks to get rid of the sting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted August 15, 2015 Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 Had a nest in my loft a few years ago. Sprayed it with some death-in-a can I got for three quid from a local hardware shop. Dead wasps turning up all over the house for weeks afterwards. Better than live ones I suppose. It was cheaper than paying the council sixty odd quid to do it as well. Shame the same thing can't be used in a dawn crop duster raid on 'Sangatte' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 15, 2015 Report Share Posted August 15, 2015 I put up a thread about Wasps on the old site, got stung by one five years ago and it took two weeks to get rid of the sting.I told my girlfriend that I had been stung on the cock by a wasp and from memory it took about the same amount of time for her to suck all the poison out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted August 16, 2015 Report Share Posted August 16, 2015 I told my girlfriend that I had been stung on the cock by a wasp and from memory it took about the same amount of time for her to suck all the poison out.I remember you telling me that before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 Things NOT to say to a Japanese Giant Hornet:# 1 - Make us some fucking honey then, you stripy cunt. Hah, you fucking can't!Fuck ..... It'll take more than a rolled up Argus to swat that bastard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 Fuck.... It'll more than a rolled up Argus to swat that bastard!The Asian giant hornet (Vespa mandarinia), has a 6 millimeter stinger that injects its victim with venom containing a neurotoxin that is "powerful enough to dissolve human tissue". According to some scientist bloke.Here's what happens when the cunts sting you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 Fuck ..... It'll take more than a rolled up Argus to swat that bastard!I take it the South Wales Argus is as flimsy and devoid of content as the Brighton Evening Argus? The Brighton one is as limp as the wrists of many of its residents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 I take it the South Wales Argus is as flimsy and devoid of content as the Brighton Evening Argus? The Brighton one is as limp as the wrists of many of its residents.Quite so, the Argus is a shadow of its former self. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 Things NOT to say to a Japanese Giant Hornet:# 1 - Make us some fucking honey then, you stripy cunt. Hah, you fucking can't!Fuck ..... It'll take more than a rolled up Argus to swat that bastard!Not sure whether you ought to swat that or give it a saucer of milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 Not sure whether you ought to swat that or give it a saucer of milk.Wasps have human rights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 The Asian giant hornet (Vespa mandarinia), has a 6 millimeter stinger that injects its victim with venom containing a neurotoxin that is "powerful enough to dissolve human tissue". According to some scientist bloke.Here's what happens when the cunts sting you.I think I'd just move away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 As someone who has trypophobia and an immense hatred of wasps, I think this thread can go fucking set fire to itself now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 On 19/08/2015 at 15:08, nocti said: As someone who has trypophobia and an immense hatred of wasps, I think this thread can go fucking set fire to itself now. Xmas just came early for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 19, 2015 Report Share Posted August 19, 2015 Xmas just came early for you! As did "call baws a cunt day" for you. You cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted August 22, 2015 Report Share Posted August 22, 2015 (edited) The Asian giant hornet (Vespa mandarinia), has a 6 millimeter stinger that injects its victim with venom containing a neurotoxin that is "powerful enough to dissolve human tissue". According to some scientist bloke.Here's what happens when the cunts sting you.Bet their all Muslims too. Edited August 22, 2015 by cuntcrapper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted August 22, 2015 Report Share Posted August 22, 2015 The Asian giant hornet (Vespa mandarinia), has a 6 millimeter stinger that injects its victim with venom containing a neurotoxin that is "powerful enough to dissolve human tissue". According to some scientist bloke.Here's what happens when the cunts sting you.Are you certain that those aren't simply bite marks from when Keith got a bit peckish and fancied a Chinese take out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 23, 2015 Report Share Posted August 23, 2015 Are you certain that those aren't simply bite marks from when Keith got a bit peckish and fancied a Chinese take out?It wasn't Broney,theres too much arm left over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.