Guest luke swarm Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 Invariably uttered by Cunts just before or after they mean to cause offence. Got to be one of the top 10 cuntish things to sayAlmost as bad as " I call a spade a spade" this is usually coupled alongside the NOM above. Funny how both these statements are usually uttered by Ignorant Wankers who are quite sensitive to criticism themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 They are indeed utter cunts Lukers.Lukers is ok isn't it? No offence meant by it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 No offence, and I'm not a racist, but I do call a spade a spade, and Lenny Henry is without doubt, as can never be mentioned enough, a fucking cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 No offence, and I'm not a racist, but I do call a spade a spade, and Lenny Henry is without doubt, as can never be mentioned enough, a fucking cunt.we seem to have found your specialist subject Decimus, the life and times of Mr Henry.....I am not going to defend the indefensible however and will have to concur that said individual is indeed a cunt of abundant proportions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 No offence, and I'm not a racist, but I do call a spade a spade, and Lenny Henry is without doubt, as can never be mentioned enough, a fucking cunt."I'm not a racist but...."That's always a good one, inevitably followed by a load of molten racist horseshit.Why can't these cunts just go"I am a racist - but Abdul next door is actually a fucking legend!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 we seem to have found your specialist subject Decimus, the life and times of Mr Henry.....I am not going to defend the indefensible however and will have to concur that said individual is indeed a cunt of abundant proportions. Indeed Swarmers. I've just never been able to get my head round how he found fame and success in being a black man, doing a "hilarious" impression of a, ermmm, black man. If it was that easy to make money just being yourself, then ProfB could make an absolute fucking fortune doing her dribbling fucking imbecile "act". Or Drew P Pissflaps could hit the comedic heights of a top class performer by boring the fuck out of millions of people every Friday night on the BBC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 "To tell the truth......" That one gets my fucking goat. What so all other words you utter are a fucking lie if you have to point out when you are telling the truth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 Lenny Henry whites up in an attempt to disguise himself and thus avoid having to throw his chipolata up Dawn French's Eurotunnel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 "Some of my best friends are... " is also the preface to something that will no doubt be utter fucking bollocks.See also "Nothing against [minority] but..."Lenny Henry is a fucking cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 "I'm not a racist but...."That's always a good one, inevitably followed by a load of molten racist horseshit.Why can't these cunts just go"I am a racist - but Abdul next door is actually a fucking legend!"you forgot to add: some of my mates are Pakistanis etc etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 Indeed Swarmers. I've just never been able to get my head round how he found fame and success in being a black man, doing a "hilarious" impression of a, ermmm, black man. .That cunt Mike Yarwood made a living doing exactly the same impression of twenty different white men week after fucking week. If there was one single thing in Margaret Thatcher's favour it's that she ended his career overnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 That cunt Mike Yarwood made a living doing exactly the same impression of twenty different white men week after fucking week. If there was one single thing in Margaret Thatcher's favour it's that she ended his career overnight.aahhh Yarwood, now there was a vintage cunt. Even as a youngster I could not fathom his dubious appeal.....its strange that other good 70s comedies such as "It aint alf hot mum" "love thy neighbour" alf garnett" and "mind your language" which actually ridiculed white attitudes to race are viewed today as racist when the reverse was quite true. (Had teenage fantasies about the actress who played French bird in mind your language)Just goes to show that the people who make the decisions not to repeat these classics are pretty thick and see racism in the most unlikely of places.I am hoping to flush out Manila to make an observation on this thread as long as he does not cut and paste a war and peace sized extract from "der stormtrooper" come on Manila you epic twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 No offence Spotto but, I just noticed on the news that your avatar has passed away. He still makes me laugh when I watch the re-runs of On The Buses. A quality comedy actor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 Equally annoying: "hope you don't mind me saying...." YOU KNOW FUCKING VERY WELL I MIND. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 "I don't mean to be rude but...." you're all cunts, for example or,"With all due respect" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 as uttered by countless politician cunts everywhere - " that's a very good question " ........ " what a twat thou art for asking it " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 14, 2015 Report Share Posted August 14, 2015 The Fuckwit Ricky Gervais got away with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 14, 2015 Report Share Posted August 14, 2015 "I don't mean to be rude but...." you're all cunts, for example or,"With all due respect""it's not for me to say, but ..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted August 14, 2015 Report Share Posted August 14, 2015 "That's why" another tool used by politicians to dodge a sincere question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 14, 2015 Report Share Posted August 14, 2015 I'm sure I contributed to this thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted August 14, 2015 Report Share Posted August 14, 2015 I'm sure I contributed to this thread?I'm sure I removed it. That kind of contribution not required. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 14, 2015 Report Share Posted August 14, 2015 I'm sure I removed it. That kind of contribution not required.You need to learn teh ironies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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