cuntspotter Posted August 24, 2015 Report Share Posted August 24, 2015 Cunts..... For being young. For being the most successful chart band (I use the term loosely) since The Beatles. Despite the fact that I don't know who they are, can't name one of them and couldn't name one song that they have sung. For being wealthy, or at least I'm assuming they are wealthy. For being responsible for the hoards of wailing 9 year. Olds who will believe that their respective worlds have just ended...........Just fuck off, I couldn't give a tuppenny shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 24, 2015 Report Share Posted August 24, 2015 Hopefully they are being parted by Rev and his flame-thrower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 24, 2015 Report Share Posted August 24, 2015 Hopefully they have "departed" from this earth, rather than just parted company. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted August 24, 2015 Report Share Posted August 24, 2015 Cunts..... For being young. For being the most successful chart band (I use the term loosely) since The Beatles. Despite the fact that I don't know who they are, can't name one of them and couldn't name one song that they have sung. For being wealthy, or at least I'm assuming they are wealthy. For being responsible for the hoards of wailing 9 year. Olds who will believe that their respective worlds have just ended...........Just fuck off, I couldn't give a tuppenny shite.Comparing One Dimension to The Beatles is like............ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 24, 2015 Report Share Posted August 24, 2015 Comparing One Dimension to The Beatles is like............Rolf Harris to Ravel??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted August 24, 2015 Report Share Posted August 24, 2015 Comparing One Dimension to The Beatles is like............Comparing the rolling stones to anal cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 24, 2015 Report Share Posted August 24, 2015 How can they be parting company if they only move in one direction? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 24, 2015 Report Share Posted August 24, 2015 I saw the headline 'One Direction to take hiatus for a year' and thought to myself 'I've done some class A's in my time, but I've never heard of this 'Hiatus' shit. I hope the soppy little half-ounces overdose on it'Maybe it's a made-up drug - like 'Cake'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest luke swarm Posted August 24, 2015 Report Share Posted August 24, 2015 Comparing the rolling stones to anal cunt?who are anal cunt, they sound like my kind of easy listening and where can I get their album? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted August 24, 2015 Report Share Posted August 24, 2015 who are anal cunt, they sound like my kind of easy listening and where can I get their album?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN39bvtMJ3sI like to put this into the category of: 'Music to beat your wife to.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 25, 2015 Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 Me headphones didn't turn up etc - soo, Harry Styles of 1D sometimes 'sports' a MAN BUN - oddly, I find man buns fascinating?Even wheh they're parted and gas is being expelled from their starfish directly into your face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted August 25, 2015 Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 My dream is they all die on the M25 in a head on crash with the Spice Girls. Revolting little wankbags are worth £25m each, just shows the spending power these stupid little iphoned bitches have! Come on Corbyn tax all the revolting little fuckers out of existence and a plague (ebola) on cunt Cowell for creating the scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 25, 2015 Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 My dream is they all die on the M25 in a head on crash with the Spice Girls. Revolting little wankbags are worth £25m each, just shows the spending power these stupid little iphoned bitches have! Come on Corbyn tax all the revolting little fuckers out of existence and a plague (ebola) on cunt Cowell for creating the scum.It'll have to be some other road Crappers. Half the time the traffic moves so slow on the M25 a head on wouldn't even set the air-bags off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 25, 2015 Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 They're simply changing direction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 25, 2015 Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 Why don't you jump off your spice rack instead Why do you think that's funny? I didn't find it the least bit humourous, interesting or original. Try harder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 25, 2015 Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 Why do you think that's funny? I didn't find it the least bit humourous, interesting or original. Try harder. Don't waste your breath wizz, just tell her to fuck off like everyone else does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Don't waste your breath wizz, just tell her to fuck off like everyone else does. I think you might be right, but I was trying to do something differently. At least now I know WHY one road is so better worn and traveled over the other. Prof, fuck right off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 I'm about as interested in One Direction as what I am Australia winning back the Ashes in 2017/18. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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