Hokey Gingers Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 You`d have to be up early to get one over on this chap, he`s like a fucking coiled spring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 You`d have to be up early to get one over on this chap, he`s like a fucking coiled spring.Yeh i've noticed that. He keeps an eye on everything, bathroom shelf, dashboard , sideboard etc... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 Fuck a duck, check out the bookies eyes on that one.He needs to buy some glasses, dark ones. Or better still, a welding mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 Didn't this cunt play the young Jason Voorhees from the first run at horror mediocrity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 You`d have to be up early to get one over on this chap, he`s like a fucking coiled spring.Respect to the bloke for getting on in life when he's completely blind, but I do wonder whether he'd impose his face on our TVs if he could see what he looked like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 Respect to the bloke for getting on in life when he's completely blind, but I do wonder whether he'd impose his face on our TVs if he could see what he looked like.He has a classic face for radio. Being the bbc don't you think they should have thought of that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted September 9, 2015 Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 She's alright but doesn't flash her cunt like Suzanne Reid used to.Yes she does, his name's Bill Turnbull and he's on most days with her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 9, 2015 Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 He has a classic face for radio. Being the bbc don't you think they should have thought of that?he has a classic face for shattering mirrors, bell ringing, stripping wallpaper and frightening small children and street corner prossies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 9, 2015 Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 he has a classic face for shattering mirrors, bell ringing, stripping wallpaper and frightening small children and street corner prossies. He could scare a foetus from the womb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 9, 2015 Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 I bet these BBC cunts are sending a contract to a certain Hungarian camerawoman as we speak / converse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 He could scare a foetus from the womb.Where was he when Prof was in utero? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 15, 2015 Report Share Posted November 15, 2015 Stephen Sakur. This has got to be one of the smuggest, most patronising cunts that the BBC have just now. He appears to be on maybe once a week interviewing politicians or powerful people and attempting to get them to account for their actions. I say attempt because most of the time they just deny everything and more or less ignore everything he says. Another preaching bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2015 And another BBC cunt. Standing in Paris 10 minutes ago and referring to national buildings lit up in Red White & Blue. No you ignorant ,overpaid , over here cunt its Blue White & Red . I don't really give a fuck about flags , just under-educated chancers like this cunt being paid by the fucking BBcuntingC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 16, 2015 Report Share Posted November 16, 2015 3 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: I don't really give a fuck about flags... One more strike and you're out! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 16, 2015 Report Share Posted November 16, 2015 13 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: And another BBC cunt. Standing in Paris 10 minutes ago and referring to national buildings lit up in Red White & Blue. No you ignorant ,overpaid , over here cunt its Blue White & Red . I don't really give a fuck about flags , just under-educated chancers like this cunt being paid by the fucking BBcuntingC. He's a right bastard this one. In Paris on Friday night he was talking to eyewitnesses and trying to get them to describe what they'd seen. He was really going over the top, more or less pestering them. I almost expected the cunt to ask if they'd counted how many bullet holes each person had. Smarmy fucking wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 Lukwesa Burak (why do none of these cunts have names Manky would approve of?) has recently moved from Sky to the BBC. I actually quite like her, and she's a damn sight more competent than most of their News 24 muppets. However, I don't think I've ever seen someone with their eyes set quite so far apart - it would make jizzing in them both quite a challenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Lukwesa Burak (why do none of these cunts have names Manky would approve of?) has recently moved from Sky to the BBC. I actually quite like her, and she's a damn sight more competent than most of their News 24 muppets. However, I don't think I've ever seen someone with their eyes set quite so far apart - it would make jizzing in them both quite a challenge. Does she wear short skirts or low cut tops? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 4 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Does she wear short skirts or low cut tops? I don't know, I've never looked that far down. Her medusa-like like gaze holds me transfixed, and I've effectively hypnotised myself by switching my attention back and forth between those wide spaced limpid pools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 Just now, Cuntybaws said: I don't know, I've never looked that far down. Her medusa-like like gaze holds me transfixed, and I've effectively hypnotised myself by switching my attention back and forth between those wide spaced limpid pools. She'll do for me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 3 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: She'll do for me... She wouldn't shite in your mouth if you were on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 22 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Lukwesa Burak (why do none of these cunts have names Manky would approve of?) has recently moved from Sky to the BBC. I actually quite like her, and she's a damn sight more competent than most of their News 24 muppets. However, I don't think I've ever seen someone with their eyes set quite so far apart - it would make jizzing in them both quite a challenge. Admiral Akbar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: She wouldn't shite in your mouth if you were on fire. Probably not, hence the roofies... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 4 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Admiral Akbar. The likeness is uncanny. I would still fuck her in the brown though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 11 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Probably not, hence the roofies... She couldn't shite in your mouth unconscious, unless, like I suspect you would, suck the very shite out of her sleeping asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 Never heard of this cuntbreed duo, blow torch them anyway and a few claw hammer blows just for jollys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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