Guest luke swarm Posted September 5, 2015 Report Share Posted September 5, 2015 Look all I want is to get home after enduring a 2 hour shopping trip into Wolverhampton with the Wife.Why don't you just drive instead of doing shite knows what at every fucking traffic light stop....Its a car not a fucking office so just fucking drive the cunting thing will you. Can you not see that everyone behind you is working up into a frenzy of rage when you have to be beeped at every light when it goes to green to shift your worthless fucking arse. What is so fucking important that it cannot wait. And isn't it always a fucking BMW these bilebuckets drive....these things should come without rear view mirrors as these items are frankly superfluous on these cuntmobiles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 5, 2015 Report Share Posted September 5, 2015 These cunts don't care about the rest of society. Don't you know the roads were made exclusively for them to cunt about on their phones, and conduct business at traffic lights or signs? What those vehicles should come equipped with are timers and explosives in the bumpers, so once tapped, the fucker will detonate 300 feet away. That way, the people retain the power to cull the ever growing herd of total cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 6, 2015 Report Share Posted September 6, 2015 Frankly you must be some sort of cunt for driving two hours just to go shopping in wolverhampton. Don't they have a Primark and a Poundland closer to home?Back on topic, fucking car makers are to blame for this cunty bollox what with in-car entertainment, cup holders, vanity mirrors etc. How many more things do you want to space around a driver to grab their attention Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 6, 2015 Report Share Posted September 6, 2015 (edited) I thought this was going to be about back seat activity. Edited September 6, 2015 by nobgobbler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted September 6, 2015 Report Share Posted September 6, 2015 those darkened rear windows beloved by the cunts ... they must have seriously fucking ugly kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 6, 2015 Report Share Posted September 6, 2015 It reminds me of the time I got stuck behind a Bedford Rascal in Bermondsey. The lights were green, but the cunt just sat there for two minutes straight without moving. Seriously fucked off, I got out of my car and approached the window to ask the cunt to get a move on, tout de fucking suite. Imagine my suprise when I'm confronted with a morbidly obese man, precariously hovering over the gear stick as he inched it into his back passage at an alarmingly slow rate. The cunt saw me, and before I knew what had happened, I was blinded by a Large doner kebab with chilli sauce that he hurled into my face. By the time I wiped it off, he had screeched off into the distance. But I'll never forget his number plate for as long as I live. I'll find you JUD83 2W1, and when I do there will be a fucking reckoning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 6, 2015 Report Share Posted September 6, 2015 I thought this was going to be about back seat activity.Did that say "back door activity" before you edited it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 6, 2015 Report Share Posted September 6, 2015 How do you know these things? Are you a medium? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 6, 2015 Report Share Posted September 6, 2015 Are you a medium?With a diet that solely consists of Buckfast, battered Haggis and Irn Bru chew sticks, Bawsy is, at the very least, an XXXL. He'd have a few more X's if it wasn't for the readily available super strength, appetite repressing Ketamine that they have in abundance north of The Wall. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 6, 2015 Report Share Posted September 6, 2015 I thought this was going to be about back seat activity. I hate to break it to you gobbler, but there are no seats in the back of my van. It's just blankets and then brace yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 6, 2015 Report Share Posted September 6, 2015 I'm unhappy to say that the main culprits are women. I may get a broadside from gobbler for saying this but I know what I see. But back on topic I it does freeze my piss when I'm behind when a fuckwit who does this I hate to break it to you gobbler, but there are no seats in the back of my van. It's just blankets and then brace yourself. Spoken like a true knight of the road! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 6, 2015 Report Share Posted September 6, 2015 I hate to break it to you gobbler, but there are no seats in the back of my van. It's just blankets and then brace yourself. thats rather thrifty of you Scotty. I demand a straw mattress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 6, 2015 Report Share Posted September 6, 2015 thats rather thrifty of you Scotty. I demand a straw mattress.*signs in to ebay* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 6, 2015 Report Share Posted September 6, 2015 Frankly you must be some sort of cunt for driving two hours just to go shopping in wolverhampton. Don't they have a Primark and a Poundland closer to home? That's the trouble with you Pissflaps, you think all the Poundlands, Primarks and Lidls are all the same...well my ignorant friend each one is different and unique, they make an effort to source locally all their produce and I support local artisans...the 3 bird roast in Lidl is a specialty of Wolverhampton as an example Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 6, 2015 Report Share Posted September 6, 2015 Great nomination. Far too many fucking doggers round my way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 6, 2015 Report Share Posted September 6, 2015 I hate to break it to you gobbler, but there are no seats in the back of my van. It's just blankets and then brace yourself. So you took out the chloroform gas canisters and coin operated roofie dispenser then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 6, 2015 Report Share Posted September 6, 2015 *signs in to ebay* i want it wiped down with a j-cloth... You can have the wet patch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 6, 2015 Report Share Posted September 6, 2015 So you took out the chloroform gas canisters and coin operated roofie dispenser then? Wizz, you disgust me. To even suggest they might still be alive when I shag them.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 7, 2015 Report Share Posted September 7, 2015 Wizz, you disgust me. To even suggest they might still be alive when I shag them.... What's the old saying about dirty jobs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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