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Guest Alfie Noakes

The architect must have offended his god, or perhaps the crane driver did, or maybe all the devotees offended him. You're right he does move in very mysterious ways! What a cunt!

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Do we know how this happened? I remember a news report claiming the ISIS said they were going to 'do' Mecca, because people were worshipping a stone rather than Allah. Another report I read claimed that the 'troubles' in the middle east were going to hit Saudi by 2016. But it may have just fallen over.

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Guest Wizardsleeve

If 1 of those fall on your head, it must fucking hurt.

How ironic that it happens to the silly cunts praying to their fucking god.

He certainly works in mysterious ways.

I doubt one would feel a fucking thing.  I know that's how I want to go.  Not under a crane, but not feeling any pain.  

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Guest Wizardsleeve

Bottle of Smirnoff and a shitload of beta-blockers should do it Wizard!

Smirnoff?  Commie piss!  I've seen chaos necking that swill with the bottle neck sticking up over the paper bag. But, you're right, a good bottle and some prescription drug makes an effective pre checkout anesthetic. 

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Yes Baws - the string theory (did that at primary skool).

 

Your g strings did not cause the crane to go arse over shit.

Noo:ph34r:

Dread to think what yours can do....Your yellow-front, brown-back g strings are certainly capable of melting through even hardened steel

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Guest Wizardsleeve

Yes Baws - the string theory (did that at primary skool).

 

Your g strings did not cause the crane to go arse over shit.

Noo:ph34r:

But your g-strings could knock a vulture off a truck full of decaying skunks in a high heat, covered in soiled tampax.  

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