Ape™️ Posted September 12, 2015 Report Share Posted September 12, 2015 Utter fucking cretins, walking round with a great hulking lump strapped to their backs. There were a load of these cunts in town today, obviously on some "adventure", shoving their way through crowded shops and generally making an utter fucking nuisance of themselves, seemingly oblivious to the fact they were at least one foot thicker than normal and therefore unable to move around without continually ramming people with their cunt sacks. Why they didn't just take the fucking things off is beyond me. Utter pricks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 12, 2015 Report Share Posted September 12, 2015 Utter fucking cretins, walking round with a great hulking lump strapped to their backs. There were a load of these cunts in town today, obviously on some "adventure", shoving their way through crowded shops and generally making an utter fucking nuisance of themselves, seemingly oblivious to the fact they were at least one foot thicker than normal and therefore unable to move around without continually ramming people with their cunt sacks. Why they didn't just take the fucking things off is beyond me. Utter pricks.its the rucksacks with little wires coming out of the bottom that you should keep clear of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 12, 2015 Report Share Posted September 12, 2015 its the rucksacks with little wires coming out of the bottom that you should keep clear of...or pull the string hanging out the back..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted September 12, 2015 Report Share Posted September 12, 2015 Didn't the Met Police come up with a cunning solution for this problem when they took out that Brazilian on the underground? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 13, 2015 Report Share Posted September 13, 2015 Val-deri, Val-dera, Val-deri, Vel-dera-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 14, 2015 Report Share Posted September 14, 2015 Very much like the fucking pig ignorant caravan towing cunt that pulls out in front of normal drivers. Utter wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 14, 2015 Report Share Posted September 14, 2015 I admit tu using a small rucksack on my trips to and from work on my bike. It leaves my wands free to gesticulate at car drivers who are a bunch of throbbing cunts coccooned in their steel boxes. The rucksack carries my survival kit for work . I would never, ever walk around town with one, looking like that Ninja Turtle, Balotelli. Fucking cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2015 The ones who used to annoy me when I worked in London were those who tried forcing their way into an already packed underground train and caused the doors to jam as their rucksack got stuck. That's exactly the kind of thing I'm talking about. The stupid cunts can't seem to compute the fact they are considerably bigger whilst wearing their cuntsack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 I am currently a bit limited pending cataract surgery but when I am doing photography jobs I have two options 1} a trolley 2} a wacking big speciallist backpack .. whichever mode I am in I hate whoever is using the other method with every single ounce of my being. Proplw with trolleys usually batter you shins whilst cunts with backpacks swing them into your face. The ultimate evil appeared at one job I was doing in the form of a photographer on a mobilty scooter. It simply best to hate everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 It leaves my wands free to gesticulate at car driversYou are Dumbledore and I claim my £5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 I am currently a bit limited pending cataract surgery but when I am doing photography jobs I have two options 1} a trolley 2} a wacking big speciallist backpack .. whichever mode I am in I hate whoever is using the other method with every single ounce of my being. Proplw with trolleys usually batter you shins whilst cunts with backpacks swing them into your face. The ultimate evil appeared at one job I was doing in the form of a photographer on a mobilty scooter. It simply best to hate everyone.You caught Judge trying to grab some voyeur shots at the mens changing room at the public pool, then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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