Guest Manky Posted October 8, 2015 Report Share Posted October 8, 2015 What I like is the anonymity of the site. Any cunt could walk past me in the street, blissfully unaware that hours earlier I was slagging them to fuck. Who needs .multiple accounts. We can all be who we want to be. I feel I can tell who I would get on in real life from their style of abuse on this site. And that's none of you fuckers. Cunts to a man. Or woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 8, 2015 Report Share Posted October 8, 2015 What I like is the anonymity of the site. Any cunt could walk past me in the street, blissfully unaware that hours earlier I was slagging them to fuck. Who needs .multiple accounts. We can all be who we want to be. I feel I can tell who I would get on in real life from their style of abuse on this site. And that's none of you fuckers. Cunts to a man. Or woman.Delighted to make your acquaintance manky-child, you utter utter delirious dunce. Rejoice in your new found freedom while it lasts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 8, 2015 Report Share Posted October 8, 2015 Rejoice in your new found freedom while it lasts. The same could be said to you.....again.Till then Frank you boring cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 8, 2015 Report Share Posted October 8, 2015 Delighted to make your acquaintance manky-child, you utter utter delirious dunce. Rejoice in your new found freedom while it lasts. You are Ainsley Harriott and I claim my free meal. How is Strictly you old poof? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 8, 2015 Report Share Posted October 8, 2015 It's been nothing but non-stop dancing, Alf. Last week I finally received planning for an 18 bed residential care home... adults with learning difficulties and shit. Barnet granted change of use from a derelict 5 bed semi on the wrong side of Golders Green to what will be a most salubrious haven for flids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 8, 2015 Report Share Posted October 8, 2015 IDelighted to make your acquaintance manky-child, you utter utter delirious dunce. Rejoice in your new found freedom while it lasts. I think the new found freedom will last until i decide otherwise. What is the mysterious secret of this site? Will I get murdered in my bed by a load of ninja cunts. I am here to enjoy myself and not take it too seriously. I am proud of my black belt in Socratic Irony. It is time to take sides. You are either not with me or you are against me. Either way you are a total cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 8, 2015 Report Share Posted October 8, 2015 Shame you are so wrong, it actually comes from the latin for dogs, canaris. It was the Islands of Dogs. The romans came to the islands and they encountered fierce natives with dogs,hence canaris.I went to the Isle of Dogs once - it was full of yuppie cunts wearing polka dot braces and red glasses. It reminded me a bit of The Boys From Brazil, except that the mad Nazis had cloned an army of Mr Tumbles instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 8, 2015 Report Share Posted October 8, 2015 Why are even going to these countries? Everyone knows they are vile unsanitary places, full of not just cunts, but forin cunts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 8, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2015 Don't beat yourself up mate .........you live in a society where millions of cunts wet their pants with excitement over watching arseholes baking fucking cakes. Combine that with the thick wankers on this site and i make you head of fucking MENSA. Bask in the glory.I despair sometimes. It's not just the cake baking bollocks, there's also the hideous cookery programmes, I'm a celebrity, come dine with me, x-factor, and the ultimate vomit fest; ann fucking widdicome and john fucking sargent attempting to "dance". Face it judge, our country is beyond help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 8, 2015 Report Share Posted October 8, 2015 I think the new found freedom will last until i decide otherwise. What is the mysterious secret of this site? Will I get murdered in my bed by a load of ninja cunts. I am here to enjoy myself and not take it too seriously. I am proud of my black belt in Socratic Irony. It is time to take sides. You are either not with me or you are against me. Either way you are a total cunt.I'm with you. Yes I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 8, 2015 Report Share Posted October 8, 2015 I'm with you. Yes I am. cuntsticks. Cancel that last post.Chef is after my bottom. Help! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 8, 2015 Report Share Posted October 8, 2015 (edited) cuntsticks. Cancel that last post.Chef is after my bottom. Help!I've had a super evening, minkey. We are currently on tour in France and tonight we've stopped over in Troyes (pronounced 'trois' Bill you ignorant fuck) in the Aube. We've eaten andouille and oysters and drunk champagne in superabundance. Night x Edited October 8, 2015 by Frank. Shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 I've had a super evening, minkey. We are currently on tour in France and tonight we've stopped over in Troyes (pronounced 'trois' Bill you ignorant fuck) in the Aube. We've eaten andouille and oysters and drunk champagne in superabundance. Night xPile of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 English cunts abroad with roots in foreign lands, ie business, family or residence, can rightly be treated as johnny foreigner due to their treacherous nature in deserting good old blighty. ( Manky travel guide , page 1 I've had a super evening, minkey. We are currently on tour in France and tonight we've stopped over in Troyes (pronounced 'trois' Bill you ignorant fuck) in the Aube. We've eaten andouille and oysters and drunk champagne in superabundance. Night xsilly boring cunt, fuck off you're well past you're sell by date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 silly boring cunt, fuck off you're well past you're sell by date.Good morning Ed.. my little racist suburban suffering non-reader. You've really been getting stuck in with your fascist views. Good for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 Good morning Ed.. my little racist suburban suffering non-reader. You've really been getting stuck in with your fascist views. Good for you. fascinating observation, wanker. People fantasize about something they wish they had become, in your case punkape, frank or this new hilarious but very similar chef. Call it a day , if you're honest with yourself you are a bit of a sad prick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 Not quite the homecoming I was expecting Eddie. I know you're hurting and accept the healing process will take time. After all, I did reduce you to the size of a fucking ant. I'm sure we'll work something out by Christmas. x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 I've had a super evening, minkey. We are currently on tour in France and tonight we've stopped over in Troyes (pronounced 'trois' Bill you ignorant fuck) in the Aube. We've eaten andouille and oysters and drunk champagne in superabundance. Night xPile of shit.Not quite... oysters are a pile of snot, not shit... ...and andouille make our sausages look like prime pork ... they are, however, fucking delicious.... I just don't think about what goes in them too much... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 Not quite the homecoming I was expecting Eddie. I know you're hurting and accept the healing process will take time. After all, I did reduce you to the size of a fucking ant. I'm sure we'll work something out by Christmas. xdid you get that from your private education as punkape or as the well traveled frank, or the new creation chef, Schizophrenia is not to be taken lightly. However the common theme, all three are pathetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 Not quite... oysters are a pile of snot, not shit... ...and andouille make our sausages look like prime pork ... they are, however, fucking delicious.... I just don't think about what goes in them too much...You're right dingalong... the putrid gutsy smell puts most off. Almost as tasty as a kokoretsi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 Isn't andouille made from tripe? I seem to recall trying andouillette sausage once, it had the flavour and texture of soft lard, fucking horrible stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 Isn't andouille made from tripe? I seem to recall trying andouillette sausage once, it had the flavour and texture of soft lard, fucking horrible stuff. Think Broney would be better off answering that question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 You're right dingalong... the putrid gutsy smell puts most off. Almost as tasty as a kokoretsi. kokoretsi is just a fancy name for a doner kebab... but they are fucking nice.... even when sober...Isn't andouille made from tripe? I seem to recall trying andouillette sausage once, it had the flavour and texture of soft lard, fucking horrible stuff. Yes, the intestines stuffed inside each other... you can usually see the layers inside like the rings of a tree trunk, if you cant see the rings, and it's like soft lard, then you're eating the shit stuff, not the good ones... the good ones have a nice meaty, almost chewy texture... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 Not quite... oysters are a pile of snot, not shit... ...and andouille make our sausages look like prime pork ... they are, however, fucking delicious.... I just don't think about what goes in them too much...I sincerely doubt Frank has ever sampled anything that can be construed as one of life's pleasures. A slice of burnt spam in his bedsit is a pleasure for him as it masks the odors of ass, semen and ball sweat that otherwise overpowers the air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 Why have you come back Frank? Is Betty not putting out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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