Frank Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 Why shouldn't you take the piss of a mentally ill midget?Because it's not big and it's not clever.An armed midget clairvoyant is on the run after robbing our local post office. The police have warned the public of a small medium at large. I'll get me boat.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stamponkittens Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 An armed midget clairvoyant is on the run after robbing our local post office. The police have warned the public of a small medium at large. I'll get me boat..Bit mainstream for a legend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 An armed midget clairvoyant is on the run after robbing our local post office. The police have warned the public of a small medium at large. I'll get me boat.."Well, you're definitely pregnant," I told the dwarf couple in my surgery. "Tell me, are you hoping for a boy or a girl?"They looked at each other, and the bloke replied "to be honest mate, we don't give a fuck as long as it fits into a cannon." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stamponkittens Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 Another load of repeat crap.Another load of repeat crap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 Another load of repeat crap.I was right about your wife, wasn't I? I'm sorry Proper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 Courtesy of drew peacock..... I staggered into the police station. "I've just been attacked by a dwarf in the Red Lion," I groaned."We'll get him Sir," replied the copper. "He's a gnome troublemaker." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stamponkittens Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 Courtesy of drew peacock..... I staggered into the police station. "I've just been attacked by a dwarf in the Red Lion," I groaned."We'll get him Sir," replied the copper. "He's a gnome troublemaker."An absolute gem of a joke. Midget gem if you will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 An absolute gem of a joke. Midget gem if you will.With all respect, I'm not sure if you are fit for purpose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stamponkittens Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 With all respect, I'm not sure if you are fit for purpose. it is true I'm not of woman born Frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 With all respect, I'm not sure if you are fit for purpose. anyone with tampon in the middle of their name is questionable... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 17, 2015 Report Share Posted October 17, 2015 Good point. Bertie Basset better watch out, 50% of all jelly babies should have cocks.but that would require more jelly per sweet which, admittedly could be offset but making the other ones with fatter arses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 17, 2015 Report Share Posted October 17, 2015 anyone with tampon in the middle of their name is questionable...He is Mr blobby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 17, 2015 Report Share Posted October 17, 2015 it is true I'm not of woman born FrankTest tube? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 17, 2015 Report Share Posted October 17, 2015 A disgraceful post. You ought to be fucking ashamed of yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 17, 2015 Report Share Posted October 17, 2015 Fuck it, it was funny.Shoot the puppy as well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 17, 2015 Report Share Posted October 17, 2015 Fuck it, it was funny.Shoot the puppy as well!Puppies are cute. I found an even more apposite picture of a sorry-looking chimp but I thought careful Baws, don't push your luck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stamponkittens Posted October 17, 2015 Report Share Posted October 17, 2015 Test tube? Nah, more like Macduff from the Scottish play Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stamponkittens Posted October 17, 2015 Report Share Posted October 17, 2015 Fuck it, it was funny.Shoot the puppy as well!stamp on his arse I say. Why does the spell check have a problem with arse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 17, 2015 Report Share Posted October 17, 2015 A large toblerone makes an ideal stepladder for a midget 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 17, 2015 Report Share Posted October 17, 2015 but that would require more jelly per sweet which, admittedly could be offset but making the other ones with fatter arses.chances are the fatter arses would outweigh the cocks, therefore in the interest of equality and fairness, arse size would need to monitored. Perhaps they could use the "how many pennies edge to edge can you fit in your arse crack" technique. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stamponkittens Posted October 17, 2015 Report Share Posted October 17, 2015 He was released early, somebody must have stumped up the bail money.beyond outrageous. funny in fact Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 17, 2015 Report Share Posted October 17, 2015 Another load of repeat crapI'm Spartacus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 17, 2015 Report Share Posted October 17, 2015 chances are the fatter arses would outweigh the cocks, therefore in the interest of equality and fairness, arse size would need to monitored. Perhaps they could use the "how many pennies edge to edge can you fit in your arse crack" technique.I recommend that you write to Bassett's with this theory. I think that it could change the face of British confectionary or summink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 On 16/10/2015, 17:30:59, Cuntybaws said: It seems like only yesterday that we all sat riveted watching Judge Masipa deliver her verdict... Since my previous pictorial illustration of a childhood toy as an analogy for the legal incompetence of Judge Masipa has not stood the test of time, perhaps this one can stand in its stead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 It appears old Oscar will now be charged with murder. They asked for an explanation for his girlfriend's death but he was totally stumped. Oh look, there's my coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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