Cuntybaws Posted October 21, 2015 Report Share Posted October 21, 2015 After ploughing through the crispy cobwebs of your ancient dried up hairy, I'll take any old hole. Bint.Sloppy seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 21, 2015 Report Share Posted October 21, 2015 After ploughing through the crispy cobwebs of your ancient dried up hairy, I'll take any old hole. Bint.Lidl are doing 10 ring donuts for a quid if you're interested. You filthy old man-slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 21, 2015 Report Share Posted October 21, 2015 Sloppy seconds.Mr Gobbler is 3 weeks into a 12 week tour so I'm not getting any. Think I might take up smoking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 21, 2015 Report Share Posted October 21, 2015 After ploughing through the crispy cobwebs of your ancient dried up hairy, I'll take any old hole. Bint.You're an absolute fucking disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 21, 2015 Report Share Posted October 21, 2015 After ploughing through the crispy cobwebs of your ancient dried up hairy, I'll take any old hole. Bint.You clearly have something very, very wrong with you. Hopefully you will die fairly soon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 21, 2015 Report Share Posted October 21, 2015 Mr Gobbler is 3 weeks into a 12 week tour so I'm not getting any. Think I might take up smoking. Fucking hell. Give it another 8 weeks or so and a mosquito landing on your duvet should be enough to trigger orgasm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 21, 2015 Report Share Posted October 21, 2015 Fucking hell. Give it another 8 weeks or so and a mosquito landing on your duvet should be enough to trigger orgasm.Same here. Don't touch it!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 21, 2015 Report Share Posted October 21, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 Fucking hell. Give it another 8 weeks or so and a mosquito landing on your duvet should be enough to trigger orgasm.Probably wouldn't be the first time something buzzing on gobblers duvet has triggered an orgasm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 Fucking hell. Give it another 8 weeks or so and a mosquito landing on your duvet should be enough to trigger orgasm.Didn't Benny do a Carradine, or was it a more stereotypically fitting drug problem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 Didn't Benny do a Carradine, or was it a more stereotypically fitting drug problem?more of a george best , drunk himself to death when the football finished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 Didn't Benny do a Carradine, or was it a more stereotypically fitting drug problem?Zammo was a cunt.more of a george best , drunk himself to death when the football finished.His date of death is given as "circa" 22nd May 2015. It's reckoned he lay undiscovered in his flat for up to a month. I hope he didn't have cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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