Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 Cheers, Bomber. And to any cunt who dislikes the length of a nom then I say it's the content that counts. Someone can do a three pager that's fucking pure class, or it can be shite. Same with a short and to the point couple of sentences. If someone has got the attention span of a fucking gibbon and can't handle more than bitesize chunks of text, then they can fuck off to twitter as far as I'm concerned. I'm not going to lessen my post's to suit the lowest common denominator. Wankers.Twitter and facebook are for cunts and thickos. Stickers point was basically made in the title of the thread. Hypochondriacs self diagnosing. Only the dimmest of fucking cunts won't understand what that means, and ProfB doesn't need to be commenting on topics when she can't comprehend the fucking title. Most of the body of the post was pure redundancy. Title, add an example or two to make the point, conclude with the obvious, subject is a cunt. It's easy, and saves punters the time and effort of wading through bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 Twitter and facebook are for cunts and thickos. Stickers point was basically made in the title of the thread. Hypochondriacs self diagnosing. Only the dimmest of fucking cunts won't understand what that means, and ProfB doesn't need to be commenting on topics when she can't comprehend the fucking title. Most of the body of the post was pure redundancy. Title, add an example or two to make the point, conclude with the obvious, subject is a cunt. It's easy, and saves punters the time and effort of wading through bollocks. Do you see yourself as some kind of "expert" in CC etiquette?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 Do you see yourself as some kind of "expert" in CC etiquette?!Evidently.Perhaps he sees himself as a Professor Henry Higgins type figure, correcting the decorum of young cockney flower girls and CC posters alike.Whatever the cause, he certainly is a complete cunt this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 if only she'd have bought it in black,every girl knows black is more slimmingCome off it neil, assuming you could climb onto it you'd still fuck it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 Etiquette, on here? There are rules, but I see no point in etiquette, this is cunts corner, a place where such niceties are irrelevant, surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 Etiquette, on here? There are rules, but I see no point in etiquette, this is cunts corner, a place where such niceties are irrelevant, surely?Alf, in the early hours of this morning, the admin boy rose from his bunk, logged in and called me inelegant, sleazy and pitiless. How do I carry on with that hanging over me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 Alf, in the early hours of this morning, the admin boy rose from his bunk, logged in and called me inelegant, sleazy and pitiless. How do I carry on with that hanging over me?My solution would involve you hanging over a fallen chair in your bedsit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 Alf, in the early hours of this morning, the admin boy rose from his bunk, logged in and called me inelegant, sleazy and pitiless. How do I carry on with that hanging over me?We must all carry on. Keep moving forward to our inevitable demise, such is the weary way of life. Fuck!Think I need to inhale my breakfast and cheer up it's fucking friday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 I'm not sure I'd last 2 minutes, I'm on a hair-trigger already!Me too. I fear that before my 12 week abstinence is up I might fancy her myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 Me too. I fear that before my 12 week abstinence is up I might fancy her myselfFear indeed. If you were desperate enough to go spelunking on a specimen like that, then you better take a miners helmet and 30 feet of medium gauge chain. I doubt there exists a duration of abstinence long enough for me to consider having a crack at that. I suppose I could trial the experience by standing downwind of a tannery while licking a 9 volt battery wrapped in stinging nettles.But then again, maybe not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 How do I carry on with that hanging over me?Why not try hanging over something yourself? A floor perhaps; about a foot above should do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 Come off it neil, assuming you could climb onto it you'd still fuck it. It'd have to be 'fart and give us a clue' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 Why bother with a hole? There's always a fold of skin for lazy cunts who can't be arsed looking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 .Whatever the cause, he certainly is a complete cunt this week.I think you are being unfair...Wizardsleeve is a massive Cunt all the time...I would have thought he had made that abundantly clear by the shite he deposits on this site at a constant rate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 I think you are being unfair...Wizardsleeve is a massive Cunt all the time...I would have thought he had made that abundantly clear by the shite he deposits on this site at a constant rate. Good to have you back, Swarmers. Although I see that you've broken the new rule of posting more than five words. I'm afraid my brain can't process such a huge amount of data. Perhaps you could go back and edit the post to read "Wiz is a fucking cunt". That should suffice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 Good to have you back, Swarmers. Although I see that you've broken the new rule of posting more than five words. I'm afraid my brain can't process such a huge amount of data. Perhaps you could go back and edit the post to read "Wiz is a fucking cunt". That should suffice.good to be back in the fold DecImus...its certainly makes a change to be back among people who are genuinely trying their level best to achieve some recognition as Cunts....as opposed to spending two weeks in that fetid cesspit known as Punjab, India, among people who are real and absolute undiluted raw essence of Cunt but so ignorant that they don't even know they are. Still I will get round to that in another Nom.The Corners seems to be in the midst of a baffling argument about nomination content quantity and quality...In a generation whose attention span has been reduced to goldfish levels by MTV ,mind numbing ads every 7 minutes and fast forwarding to the cum shot over face without sitting through the corny porn plot. Its worth remembering that most cunts post on here for their own sanity and could not give a fuck about what other twats think. Long may it continue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 good to be back in the fold DecImus...its certainly makes a change to be back among people who are genuinely trying their level best to achieve some recognition as Cunts....as opposed to spending two weeks in that fetid cesspit known as Punjab, India, among people who are real and absolute undiluted raw essence of Cunt but so ignorant that they don't even know they are. Still I will get round to that in another Nom.The Corners seems to be in the midst of a baffling argument about nomination content quantity and quality...In a generation whose attention span has been reduced to goldfish levels by MTV ,mind numbing ads every 7 minutes and fast forwarding to the cum shot over face without sitting through the corny porn plot. Its worth remembering that most cunts post on here for their own sanity and could not give a fuck about what other twats think. Long may it continue. It is true that the corner is deep within an existential crisis. I'm not sure anyone here is emotionally or intellectually equipped for much further discussion about victimising newbies or post quality control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 It's a website called Cunts Corner, I'm not sure that we need to delve too deeply into making sense of it's place in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 ................Its worth remembering that most cunts post on here for their own sanity and could not give a fuck about what other twats think.................. That should suffice...It's a website called Cunts Corner, I'm not sure that we need to delve too deeply into making sense of it's place in the world. Exactly.You call someone/thing a cunt, I call you and it a cunt, you call me a cunt, everyones' a winner...Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 Do you see yourself as some kind of "expert" in CC etiquette?!Do you actually take everything you read here so seriously? The site is called Cunts Corner, unless it was changed in the last 24 hours. Part of the appeal is that ANYONE could have made the same post as I did, and take the same predictable responses, and like me, laugh it off. Then comes Stickers and a few others, and an infantile double standard is generated. "Protesteth too much" Wiz he does you might say, but I'm actually too fucking busy laughing at you suggesting there is any modicum of etiquette among a bunch of cunts, let alone one might be a master of it.come on Ape, I know you see not only the truth but the humor, as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 Do you actually take everything you read here so seriously? The site is called Cunts Corner, unless it was changed in the last 24 hours. Part of the appeal is that ANYONE could have made the same post as I did, and take the same predictable responses, and like me, laugh it off. Then comes Stickers and a few others, and an infantile double standard is generated. "Protesteth too much" Wiz he does you might say, but I'm actually too fucking busy laughing at you suggesting there is any modicum of etiquette among a bunch of cunts, let alone one might be a master of it.come on Ape, I know you see not only the truth but the humor, as well. I don't take anything I read on here seriously, and I don't expect anything I post on here to be taken seriously either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 Do you actually take everything you read here so seriously? The site is called Cunts Corner, unless it was changed in the last 24 hours. Part of the appeal is that ANYONE could have made the same post as I did, and take the same predictable responses, and like me, laugh it off. Then comes Stickers and a few others, and an infantile double standard is generated. "Protesteth too much" Wiz he does you might say, but I'm actually too fucking busy laughing at you suggesting there is any modicum of etiquette among a bunch of cunts, let alone one might be a master of it.come on Ape, I know you see not only the truth but the humor, as well. I don't take anything I read on here seriously, and I don't expect anything I post on here to be taken seriously either. It's irrelevant whether you take it seriously. After attending toilets for most of your miserable life, you've become immune to cock-waving wankers like Wiz. Stand tall, Ape... bud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 It's irrelevant whether you take it seriously. After attending toilets for most of your miserable life, you've become immune to cock-waving wankers like Wiz. Stand tall, Ape... bud. If only you were as useful as a toilet attendant. Unfortunately for the corner, your propensity for staring at the lads while they're having a piss is how you utilize your time in the gents. Frank, for you to you to tell anyone to stand tall just doesn't work when your belly scrapes the ground as you scurry into the woodwork when the lights come on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 It's irrelevant whether you take it seriously. After attending toilets for most of your miserable life, you've become immune to cock-waving wankers like Wiz. Stand tall, Ape... bud. Evening Mr Lunkhead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 ... bud. Fucking Yank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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