Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 We're all perverts if we look at a woman but have you ever seen footage of women on a hen night or with a male stripper?Ten times fucking worse than any bloke, hypocritical cunts.When I lived in Brighton the town was invaded by these harpies every weekend. They were always much more hardcore than the stag nights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 even with the cleft palette, webbed hands and clubbed feet Dec?Suzy, is that you? Haven't seen you since uni. Do you still do that trick with the oar and cocoa fisting butter? Youre giving me the horn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 Suzy, is that you? Haven't seen you since uni. Do you still do that trick with the oar and cocoa fisting butter? Youre giving me the horn!I have to admit, that out of all the characters on here, Yazzer turns me on the most. Her screen name and aknowledgement of Japanese culture makes it a dead cert that she's into Bukkake. Added to that she obviously prefers the traditional pillow over the face to the fancy southern practice of administering rohypnol, makes her my dream woman. I'm a sucker for a traditionalist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 29, 2015 Report Share Posted October 29, 2015 And she's 36 which makes her younger than me. Show us your tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 29, 2015 Report Share Posted October 29, 2015 a couple of kind(ish) words and you're in the middle of something straight off X-Hamster.Just a couple of kind words? So no need to buy a cheap bottle of wine then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 29, 2015 Report Share Posted October 29, 2015 You know the routine, out in the town doing some shopping and good natured light pervage....one spots a well dressed and attractive woman and furtively throw a glance towards her when you think she's not looking. She sees the glance and returns your appreciation with a grimace and angry look that says can you please stop looking at me you fucking potential rapist cunt.Now I am not saying that woman should dress like Catweazle or Worzel Gummidge to discourage this harmless interaction but for fucks sake show a little understanding for the middle aged gentlemen who appreciates a good looking female and allow us to kindle our erotic thoughts without feeling like a drab rain coated pervert caught flashing our bits to the kiddies in the park. You're welcome to leer at me anytime you want Luke. Just don't knock one out like you did last time. Right in front of the Early Learning Centre was a bit much. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 I've said that to quite a few girls in my time Moments later, you're getting the club to the ribs, and stuffed into the back of a police vehicle. What ever happened to a lad being allowed to vocalize interest in the ladies without the accusations of wrong doing, and the inevitable police involvement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 You're welcome to leer at me anytime you want Luke. Just don't knock one out like you did last time. Right in front of the Early Learning Centre was a bit much. Its no fun if you enjoy it Gyps.......and its about time these kids learnt about the birds and the bees, what better example than a demo in self gratification. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 Its no fun if you enjoy it Gyps.......and its about time these kids learnt about the birds and the bees, what better example than a demo in self gratification. So will you be doing another stint as Father Christmas this year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 So will you be doing another stint as Father Christmas this year?I hope you have been good this year, ho ho ho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 I hope you have been good this year, ho ho hoI've been a vewy naughty girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 1, 2015 Report Share Posted November 1, 2015 It's amazing the number of saddos on internet forums who have to constantly emphasize their heterosexuality.........."Ooooh look at me i fancy birds i do.......no, i really do." They must have some serious insecurities about their sexuality to keep banging on about it every fucking day of their made up lives. I reckon some young social science graduate could get a Ph.D thesis out of it if he or she gave it some consideration. Too late for me sadly.........i'm just left to take the piss out of the wankers. Life is a cunt innit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 1, 2015 Report Share Posted November 1, 2015 It's amazing the number of saddos on internet forums who have to constantly emphasize their heterosexuality.........."Ooooh look at me i fancy birds i do.......no, i really do." They must have some serious insecurities about their sexuality to keep banging on about it every fucking day of their made up lives. I reckon some young social science graduate could get a Ph.D thesis out of it if he or she gave it some consideration. Too late for me sadly.........i'm just left to take the piss out of the wankers. Life is a cunt innit?But faggots are the worst for that you blithering buffoon, hence all the fucking pride parades. We aren't allowed to be straight and proud as it is discrimination, but they (you) can parade about shouting to the world about where they (you) like to play hide the sausage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 1, 2015 Report Share Posted November 1, 2015 (edited) It's amazing the number of saddos on internet forums who have to constantly emphasize their heterosexuality.........."Ooooh look at me i fancy birds i do.......no, i really do." They must have some serious insecurities about their sexuality to keep banging on about it every fucking day of their made up lives. I reckon some young social science graduate could get a Ph.D thesis out of it if he or she gave it some consideration. Too late for me sadly.........i'm just left to take the piss out of the wankers. Life is a cunt innit?No bang to rights Judy....that's me in a nutshell...an insecure heterosexual who has to prove I am heterosexual, I have found that being married (to a woman) and having a shedload of sprogs was no enough to ease my insecurities.....yep I have to admit your intuitiveness and astute mind has found me out.I would agree that life for you is a cunt....I assume that you do have a life outside the cottageing and kebab munching that so consumes your time. Edited November 1, 2015 by luke swarm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 1, 2015 Report Share Posted November 1, 2015 But faggots are the worst for that you blithering buffoon, hence all the fucking pride parades. We aren't allowed to be straight and proud as it is discrimination, but they (you) can parade about shouting to the world about where they (you) like to play hide the sausage.Your wasting you time Alfie. Judge is constantly commenting on subjects he knows fuck all about. E.g.,Women.And,er,racism.Judge,your a joke. Another Frank. Another ProfB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 1, 2015 Report Share Posted November 1, 2015 Well, i mentioned no names but thank you gentlemen for volunteering yourselves. That takes some bottle, a quality i much admire. You'd better fuck off now before the villagers notice you are missing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 1, 2015 Report Share Posted November 1, 2015 Your wasting you time Alfie. Judge is constantly commenting on subjects he knows fuck all about. E.g.,Women.And,er,racism.Judge,your a joke. Another Frank. Another ProfB.It's YOU'RE Snitcher my old pal. The English language is definitely something i know about, trust me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 1, 2015 Report Share Posted November 1, 2015 Well, i mentioned no names but thank you gentlemen for volunteering yourselves. That takes some bottle, a quality i much admire. You'd better fuck off now before the villagers notice you are missing.A typical droll post.Don't forget it's I not i you waste of breath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 1, 2015 Report Share Posted November 1, 2015 Well, i mentioned no names but thank you gentlemen for volunteering yourselves. That takes some bottle, a quality i much admire. You'd better fuck off now before the villagers notice you are missing.still a bit sore from last nights action eh Judy, have a lie down and keep using that lanocane ointment....the bleeding should subside eventually but be careful not to get any on the bed....you know how annoyed your landlord gets should you damage his bedsit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 1, 2015 Report Share Posted November 1, 2015 It's YOU'RE Snitcher my old pal. The English language is definitely something i know about, trust me.Are you some kind of Professor then? And there was me thinking you were some kind of cunt.I you cunt I not i. How many more times. And you know about the English language.Vollidiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 1, 2015 Report Share Posted November 1, 2015 Are you some kind of Professor then? Like Professor Henry Higgins, perhaps. "Why can't a woman be more like a man?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 1, 2015 Report Share Posted November 1, 2015 I was watching a bit of Andrew Marr this morning (the bit that works..) and they were doing the papers with 2 women, 1 was some journo, the other some "feminist"... on about the rugby... yep.. rugby.....anyway.. after the rugby story, they mentioned womens sports, and said how much there has been and its better on TV now (football was mentioned, then fucking tennis....) and womens rugby.. journo couldnt believe there was "womens rugby".. "but we're too tender up there..." (her words)... feminist bird said "so what? men are a bit tender somewhere else"... she went up in my estimation a few pegs... journo was still askance.. dozy bint........then Andrew said if he mentioned womens shorts in tennis he'd get shot, after they were on about watching a bunch of fit men in shorts, they said, "ah, but women being sexist is not backed up by hundreds of years of misogyny...so it's allowed..."Down a few pegs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 1, 2015 Report Share Posted November 1, 2015 The feminist double standard is more despicable than the original act of misogyny. They want to try and grab the moral high ground by denouncing the (real or perceived ) actions of men, all the while lowering themselves, by design to be even more cuntish. A few hours of harsh painal should sort them out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 1, 2015 Report Share Posted November 1, 2015 I see Germaine Greer is in the shit with some militant feminists for saying Trans gender chaps/chapesses are not real women. Shock, horror, probe........You couldn't make it up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 1, 2015 Report Share Posted November 1, 2015 I see Germaine Greer is in the shit with some militant feminists for saying Trans gender chaps/chapesses are not real women. Shock, horror, probe........You couldn't make it up!I thought she was on the side of these weirdos and wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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