Guest luke swarm Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 You know the routine, out in the town doing some shopping and good natured light pervage....one spots a well dressed and attractive woman and furtively throw a glance towards her when you think she's not looking. She sees the glance and returns your appreciation with a grimace and angry look that says can you please stop looking at me you fucking potential rapist cunt.Now I am not saying that woman should dress like Catweazle or Worzel Gummidge to discourage this harmless interaction but for fucks sake show a little understanding for the middle aged gentlemen who appreciates a good looking female and allow us to kindle our erotic thoughts without feeling like a drab rain coated pervert caught flashing our bits to the kiddies in the park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 These are the same ones that go out of an evening to a pub/club wearing short skirts and low cut tops. Of course the have every right to dress as they please without being physically attacked but don't moan when some looks at your body. They'd soon whinge if no-one paid them any attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 Yeah, right, they're all asking for it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 Yeah, right, they're all asking for it.I suppose you get lot of wolves in sheep's clothing around your way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 Yeah, right, they're all asking for it.that's what they want you see, they are all gagging for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 You know the routine, out in the town doing some shopping and good natured light pervage....one spots a well dressed and attractive woman and furtively throw a glance towards her when you think she's not looking. She sees the glance and returns your appreciation with a grimace and angry look that says can you please stop looking at me you fucking potential rapist cunt.Now I am not saying that woman should dress like Catweazle or Worzel Gummidge to discourage this harmless interaction but for fucks sake show a little understanding for the middle aged gentlemen who appreciates a good looking female and allow us to kindle our erotic thoughts without feeling like a drab rain coated pervert caught flashing our bits to the kiddies in the park. She was obviously a raving fucking lesbian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 (edited) We're all perverts if we look at a woman but have you ever seen footage of women on a hen night or with a male stripper?Ten times fucking worse than any bloke, hypocritical cunts. Edited October 28, 2015 by MikeD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 I don't checkout women these days - I leer at them, apparently. Guess it's just the way my face sits on my skull but it's quite a realisation to know you've gone from hip young gunslinger to hip replacement guy, seemingly overnight.Oh well, back to my date for the evening. See if she can gnaw off her leg and hop over the compound wall before I've finished unpacking and hosing her down. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 I personally prefer the Neil approach to furtive perving. Nothing to give me away as I hide in the wardrobe of the latest house I've broken into. Nothing except the orange glow of a cigarette through the crack of the door and the rhythmic slapping of my hand on my cock. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yariman Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 I don't mind being perved at and I enjoy perving at men. Neither happens often as firstly I look like a sack of shit, and secondly there isn't much to perv at in Leeds. I work at one of the city's Universities, and at 36, you feel like you are very much past it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 If I even thought about perving I would end up in A & E. Mrs Manky would rip my jugular out and stuff it up my arse. Then it would get nasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 I personally prefer the Neil approach to furtive perving. Nothing to give me away as I hide in the wardrobe of the latest house I've broken into. Nothing except the orange glow of a cigarette through the crack of the door and the rhythmic slapping of my hand on my cock.Oi!,thats way out of order you cunt,I gave up smoking years ago! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 If I even thought about perving I would end up in A & E. Mrs Manky would rip my jugular out and stuff it up my arse. Then it would get nasty.Not for the first time today Manky, I find something that you have posted hard to believe. The notion that another human being, or indeed any of God's creatures, finds you so insatiably attractive that they would be fuelled with an insane jealousy, is frankly hard to credit. Besides, Mrs. M is obviously blind and severely mentally impaired, so I doubt she would ever notice you casting your eye over what classes for women up your way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 If I even thought about perving I would end up in A & E. Mrs Manky would rip my jugular out and stuff it up my arse. Then it would get nasty.furtive my boy, furtive.....they need never know......if suspicions are aroused try the old....I don't think she should wear that at her age routine. Mrs Manky cannot be all that bright anyway...she married you, you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 I don't mind being perved at and I enjoy perving at men. Neither happens often as firstly I look like a sack of shit, and secondly there isn't much to perv at in Leeds. I work at one of the city's Universities, and at 36, you feel like you are very much past it...Yazzer, old girl, you make me weep. Despite the fact that you're a northern savage, and at 36 are quite clearly passed it, I'd fuck you in a heartbeat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 I don't mind being perved at and I enjoy perving at men. Neither happens often as firstly I look like a sack of shit, and secondly there isn't much to perv at in Leeds. I work at one of the city's Universities, and at 36, you feel like you are very much past it...I am putting all the pieces together Yariman....36 eh, works at Leeds University eh.......might be time for a touch of good natured stalking.....I sincerely hope the sack of shit comment is self deprecation but no matter.......I like em with low self esteem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yariman Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 Luke, my good man, you'd run for the fucking hills - honestly. But you're right about low self esteem, it is truly amazing what you can get a girl to do when she is in the wrong frame of mind. No need to be nervously rattling the Rohypnol - a couple of kind(ish) words and you're in the middle of something straight off X-Hamster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yariman Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 Yazzer, old girl, you make me weep. Despite the fact that you're a northern savage, and at 36 are quite clearly passed it, I'd fuck you in a heartbeat.even with the cleft palette, webbed hands and clubbed feet Dec? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 even with the cleft palette, webbed hands and clubbed feet Dec?Absolutely, even though from the sounds of you it'd be like fucking my mother (again). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 even with the cleft palette, webbed hands and clubbed feet Dec?{thrums away like a Benobo chimp at the thought of this} Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 Oh well, back to my date for the evening. See if she can gnaw off her leg and hop over the compound wall before I've finished unpacking and hosing her down.It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again!If you leave your door open and some cunt nicks your telly Plod will basically tell you to fuck off, it's your own fault and you were asking for it. I don't understand the inconsistency in our legal system when it comes to contributory negligence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again!If you leave your door open and some cunt nicks your telly Plod will basically tell you to fuck off, it's your own fault and you were asking for it. I don't understand the inconsistency in our legal system when it comes to contributory negligence.was that neil in the cell next door ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 There was a photographer taking pics of some model outside work today. I spent a good ten minutes looking up her incredibly short skirt. She didn't seem to mind at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 I don't bother with this anymore. I have fibre broadband to do all my perving on-line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 ......, or else it gets the hose again!.....I've said that to quite a few girls in my time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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