Guest Snatch Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 I think us regulars at The Corner should all chip in and buy one of these as a Christmas Present for ProfB. In fact she could have it early. Tomorrow will do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 Hover Boards are nothing new, Steve Zodiac and Venus had hover scooters in Fireball XL5 back in 1962. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 20 hours ago, luke swarm said: And it was a bloody uncomfortable journey back I can tell you. Why? You'd have been hovering above the seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 14 hours ago, Snatch said: I think us regulars at The Corner should all chip in and buy one of these as a Christmas Present for ProfB. In fact she could have it early. Tomorrow will do. Lets go the whole hog and buy the cunt a nail bomb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 On 3 December 2015 at 15:40:39, luke swarm said: And it was a bloody uncomfortable journey back I can tell you. It is a fact that when you mention yourself travelling anywhere it instantly conjures in the mind a despondent woofer on a dismal bus, background score of bronski beat's "small town boy". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 14 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It is a fact that when you mention yourself travelling anywhere it instantly conjures in the mind a despondent woofer on a dismal bus, background score of bronski beat's "small town boy". I was always a lonely boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 On 04/12/2015 11:46:15, Lady Penelope said: Hover Boards are nothing new, Steve Zodiac and Venus had hover scooters in Fireball XL5 back in 1962. The thunderbirds had hover bikes. My dad had a hover mower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 14 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It is a fact that when you mention yourself travelling anywhere it instantly conjures in the mind a despondent woofer on a dismal bus, background score of bronski beat's "small town boy". Everything he owns in a little black case Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: The thunderbirds had hover bikes. My dad had a hover mower. yeah, but it wasn't technically his now was it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 3 hours ago, luke swarm said: I was always a lonely boy. https://youtu.be/drDuxaBVL_M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 4 hours ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: yeah, but it wasn't technically his now was it? He didn't nick it if that's what you mean. My mum did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: He didn't nick it if that's what you mean. My mum did. I nivver sed nuffink Orrifice!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 So now someone has been killed on one. Protective clothing, licensing and insurance will be required next. I saw a photo of the victim in the paper, couldnt tell if it was before or after the accident Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 55 minutes ago, Manky said: So now someone has been killed on one. Protective clothing, licensing and insurance will be required next. I saw a photo of the victim in the paper, couldnt tell if it was before or after the accident Darwin Award contender then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 9 minutes ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: Darwin Award contender then... The family will be devastated...once they've contacted the lawyers and got the compensation paperwork done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 6 hours ago, MikeD said: The family will be devastated...once they've contacted the lawyers and got the compensation paperwork done. They're next.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 On Thu Dec 10 2015 13:11:01 GMT+0000, camberwell gypsy said: The thunderbirds had hover bikes. My dad had a hover mower. My dad had his hover mower stolen from the shed. No. It can't be............... Too much if a coincedence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 My Facebook is full of people who I know aint got a pot to piss in, buying these fucking things for their bastard kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 17, 2015 Report Share Posted December 17, 2015 On Thursday, December 3, 2015 3:21:10, luke swarm said: As you say though, an ideal gift for that person in your life who you no longer wish to have in your life. I have brought over a couple and am looking forward to Mrs Swarm and her Mother test driving theirs as soon as the insurance policy becomes live. On Thursday, December 3, 2015 3:48:20, Decimus said: That's why I always travel with The Judge. The weight limit on baggage is ridiculously low, so it's handy that his prolapsed, baggy arsehole is capacious enough to store an extra 20kgs after a depraved life time of getting mercilessly buggered through glory holes. The downside is I'm losing more than I gain, as we have to go halves on the extra seat that the disgustingly fat cunt inevitably needs on the plane. Puerile, juvenile gibberish. Are you both still teenagers ? Or squaddies ? You should read this fucking drivel back to yourselves. Wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 6 hours ago, JackoTC said: Puerile, juvenile gibberish. Are you both still teenagers ? Or squaddies ? You should read this fucking drivel back to yourselves. Wankers. Fucking bleak, Jacko. You're not James Kelman by any chance, are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 8 hours ago, JackoTC said: Puerile, juvenile gibberish. Are you both still teenagers ? Or squaddies ? You should read this fucking drivel back to yourselves. Wankers. Frank..friend. Stick to the Greek. The whingeing, garrulous sweaty just isn't doing it for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: Frank..friend. Stick to the Greek. The whingeing, garrulous sweaty just isn't doing it for me. Good morning decs.. bud. Poor wiz seems to have got himself into a pickle. I want him destroyed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 1 minute ago, Frank. said: Good morning decs.. bud. Poor wiz seems to have got himself into a pickle. I want him destroyed. Your up early Frank. Off on your travels for the weekend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 8 hours ago, JackoTC said: Puerile, juvenile gibberish. Are you both still teenagers ? Or squaddies ? You should read this fucking drivel back to yourselves. Wankers. That awful void between Chistmas day and New Year's could see the end of you, Jackie. I'm no longer prepared to carry ID's that blatantly bleed into each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 15 minutes ago, Snatch said: Your up early Frank. Off on your travels for the weekend? Lying low in my subterranean bedsit this weekend, snatch. Do have any exciting plans you wish to share? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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