Jiggerycock Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 Cunting mistletoe and whoreson whine!! Deck the halls with H Block Dulux, motherfuckers! Santa's been at the 'Jellies' and is really REALLY bumming out. Donner und Blitzen have got foot and mouth, the Turkey's got Avian Flu and you know that bit in the films where the ridiculously good-looking girl ends up with the unconventional-looking bloke at the Christmas party, because he really gets her and makes her laugh? And you know that girl in work you’ve been mooning over for the last two years? Yeah, that’s not going to happen.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: Cunting mistletoe and whoreson whine!! Deck the halls with H Block Dulux, motherfuckers! Santa's been at the 'Jellies' and is really REALLY bumming out. Donner und Blitzen have got foot and mouth, the Turkey's got Avian Flu and you know that bit in the films where the ridiculously good-looking girl ends up with the unconventional-looking bloke at the Christmas party, because he really gets her and makes her laugh? And you know that girl in work you’ve been mooning over for the last two years? Yeah, that’s not going to happen.... A ruphie in her fucking egg nog and you can have some lovely Xerox copies of her tits and fanny, your camera phone can capture those special moments for future entertainment then it's playing the caring, responsible gent taking her back to her flat and shagging her every way from Sunday, then it's home for a shower and some pic transfers from phone to hard drive for safe keeping, and capping off the evening with some exploitation porn and a tug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: Cunting mistletoe and whoreson whine!! Deck the halls with H Block Dulux, motherfuckers! Santa's been at the 'Jellies' and is really REALLY bumming out. Donner und Blitzen have got foot and mouth, the Turkey's got Avian Flu and you know that bit in the films where the ridiculously good-looking girl ends up with the unconventional-looking bloke at the Christmas party, because he really gets her and makes her laugh? And you know that girl in work you’ve been mooning over for the last two years? Yeah, that’s not going to happen.... Yes it fucking is, she's got no choice in the matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: A ruphie in her fucking egg nog and you can have some lovely Xerox copies of her tits and fanny, your camera phone can capture those special moments for future entertainment then it's playing the caring, responsible gent taking her back to her flat and shagging her every way from Sunday, then it's home for a shower and some pic transfers from phone to hard drive for safe keeping, and capping off the evening with some exploitation porn and a tug. 59 minutes ago, MikeD said: Yes it fucking is, she's got no choice in the matter. See! It's not so bad is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 3 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Cunting mistletoe and whoreson whine!! Deck the halls with H Block Dulux, motherfuckers! Santa's been at the 'Jellies' and is really REALLY bumming out. Donner und Blitzen have got foot and mouth, the Turkey's got Avian Flu and you know that bit in the films where the ridiculously good-looking girl ends up with the unconventional-looking bloke at the Christmas party, because he really gets her and makes her laugh? And you know that girl in work you’ve been mooning over for the last two years? Yeah, that’s not going to happen.... It did... just sayin' It did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: A ruphie in her fucking egg nog and you can have some lovely Xerox copies of her tits and fanny, your camera phone can capture those special moments for future entertainment then it's playing the caring, responsible gent taking her back to her flat and shagging her every way from Sunday, then it's home for a shower and some pic transfers from phone to hard drive for safe keeping, and capping off the evening with some exploitation porn and a tug. Oh I wish it could be Christmas everyday wizard you fucking old romantic you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 20 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Oh I wish it could be Christmas everyday wizard you fucking old romantic you! As do I, Gyps. I'd decorate the guest room to look like the outside of a transients bed sit with a park bench and a garden with empty pints and the unforgettable stench of piss in the flora. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 27 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: As do I, Gyps. I'd decorate the guest room to look like the outside of a transients bed sit with a park bench and a garden with empty pints and the unforgettable stench of piss in the flora. Aw Frank would love that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 40 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: As do I, Gyps. I'd decorate the guest room to look like the outside of a transients bed sit with a park bench and a garden with empty pints and the unforgettable stench of piss in the flora. You romantic old bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Aw Frank would love that! Frank IS a transient smelling of stale piss and vagrant semen. 51 minutes ago, Agentpeanut said: You romantic old bastard. Well, one does what one must! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 18 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Oh I wish it could be Christmas everyday wizard you fucking old romantic you! I see what you did there Gyps you sly fox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 On 8 December 2015 at 20:52:57, Wizardsleeve said: As do I, Gyps. I'd decorate the guest room to look like the outside of a transients bed sit with a park bench and a garden with empty pints and the unforgettable stench of piss in the flora. You've been to my gaff before then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 16 hours ago, cuntspotter said: You've been to my gaff before then? Sometimes, you're a source of real inspiration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 Please remember, a dog isn't just for Christmas, if you stuff it full of sage and onion, chestnuts and cardboard, it should last until New Years Day, you greedy cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 11 minutes ago, r-soles said: Please remember, a dog isn't just for Christmas, if you stuff it full of sage and onion, chestnuts and cardboard, it should last until New Years Day, you greedy cunts. Very true. I gave my korean friend a puppy last christmas, together with a pair of oven gloves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 I don't care what any cunt says about being a miserable prick or saying Christmas is shite and so forth - if you've kids of a certain age and a certain cuntishness, and a more than slightly annoying missus- it is an unbidled fucking pain in the hole. If you don't have kids, don't fucking comment, and certainly don't dispute me on this, or ill fucking hunt you down and fill your stocking with your entrails. Running round like a cunt and fiddling with loads stupid shit for a bunch of cunt in laws who are precisely zero craic, boring faggots I spend the year dodging but am obligated to treat like royalty for x days. Fucking shite shit. The brats love it and though I'm a fucking dick I wouldn't interfere with their buzz; it's all this other shite they and seemingly no cunt other than certain wimmen give a flying fuck about. As with last year, my tactic will be to hit the beers at 8am, 10am fizz, 12noon gin and tonics, then wine wine wine until the chat from these tedious scroungers takes on a burbling, humorous hallucinatory quality and I'm stumbling about "cunt this, cunt that , fuck the other, I I , I fuckin says...", being the life and soul, everyone really definitely amused, then out to swaying in the back garden in a dressing gown blasting clay pigeons from the slinger steaming fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 Quincy, shut the fuck up you misanthropic cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 57 minutes ago, Ape said: Quincy, shut the fuck up you misanthropic cunt. What? No "fucking good work Quincy" , nor nuthin' ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 8 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I don't care what any cunt says about being a miserable prick or saying Christmas is shite and so forth - if you've kids of a certain age and a certain cuntishness, and a more than slightly annoying missus- it is an unbidled fucking pain in the hole. If you don't have kids, don't fucking comment, and certainly don't dispute me on this, or ill fucking hunt you down and fill your stocking with your entrails. Running round like a cunt and fiddling with loads stupid shit for a bunch of cunt in laws who are precisely zero craic, boring faggots I spend the year dodging but am obligated to treat like royalty for x days. Fucking shite shit. The brats love it and though I'm a fucking dick I wouldn't interfere with their buzz; it's all this other shite they and seemingly no cunt other than certain wimmen give a flying fuck about. As with last year, my tactic will be to hit the beers at 8am, 10am fizz, 12noon gin and tonics, then wine wine wine until the chat from these tedious scroungers takes on a burbling, humorous hallucinatory quality and I'm stumbling about "cunt this, cunt that , fuck the other, I I , I fuckin says...", being the life and soul, everyone really definitely amused, then out to swaying in the back garden in a dressing gown blasting clay pigeons from the slinger steaming fucked. So, it's just another fucking day, then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: So, it's just another fucking day, then? Pretty much aye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 57 minutes ago, Cuntopolis said: Boring Cunt. Fuck off cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 21 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Fuck off cunt Jesus fucking Christ, Quince. What are you going to do for your next act? Rim his arsehole? Invite him round for tea and chocolate fingers? Take it out to a restaurant with your parents? Pull your tobacco stained fingers out of your prolapsed arsehole and get fucking stuck in, you timid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Jesus fucking Christ, Quince. What are you going to do for your next act? Rim his arsehole? Invite him round for tea and chocolate fingers? Take it out to a restaurant with your parents? Pull your tobacco stained fingers out of your prolapsed arsehole and get fucking stuck in, you timid cunt. The stupid cunt only posts snide not even one-liners, there's nothing to go on, so for our purposes here basically doesn't exist - a total fucking nobody . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 3 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: The stupid cunt only posts snide not even one-liners, there's nothing to go on, so for our purposes here basically doesn't exist - a total fucking nobody . Just like Frank then Quince, yet he still gets a regular double fisting. Just imagine that the cunt is Ian Paisley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 2 hours ago, Cuntopolis said: Boring Cunt. You really are a one man slum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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