Guest Gurt Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 The fact that your mrs has a face like a smashed crab must be hard to take decs. No need to project your feelings of latent hatred towards anyone but yourself; as we all know you do anyway. Maybe to deal with your self loathing you should take your self-harming the extra step further and stick a razor blade in your jugular. Or maybe your gay mates can help you out you big fuck nugget, I'm sure they'll be along in a minute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 7 minutes ago, Gurt said: The fact that your mrs has a face like a smashed crab must be hard to take decs. His mrs is his mother, his uncle is his brother, they all fuck one another... everyone join in with the chorus... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 I'll come to this dinner of yours but only if ProfB is NOT invited. I find blood spilt at Christmas is soo* not fitting to the festive spirit. * See what I did there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 She's a rum cunt Gurt I'll give you that, however I've learnt to deal with the fact that she's a fucking idiot. On the other hand, I haven't quite gotten used to your next-level idiocy, and find it difficult to cope with. Death would indeed be preferable to reading another sentence of your cringe worthy shite, although for the sake of everyone else here, I think it should be yours and not mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 I've heard rumours that Fatty is doing the catering. Enjoy your dysentery guys, I'm going to play it safe and have mine in Syria. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 47 minutes ago, nocti said: I've heard rumours that Fatty is doing the catering. Enjoy your dysentery guys, I'm going to play it safe and have mine in Syria. Be sure to have everybody open their coats and burqa's. You might need arm length latex gloves to search for internal explosive devices Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 55 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Be sure to have everybody open their coats and burqa's. You might need arm length latex gloves to search for internal explosive devices ..and that's why he's off there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 6, 2015 Report Share Posted December 6, 2015 I only eat Halal turkey, prepared in accordance with Sharia law. It must be cooked in the fat of the infidel, over a fire made up from crosses used to crucify the infidel. If this is an unclean western restaurant, then the staff must be subject to Jizya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 6, 2015 Report Share Posted December 6, 2015 1 hour ago, deebom said: I only eat Halal turkey, prepared in accordance with Sharia law. It must be cooked in the fat of the infidel, over a fire made up from crosses used to crucify the infidel. If this is an unclean western restaurant, then the staff must be subject to Jizya. Is that a real word or a euphemism? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 6, 2015 Report Share Posted December 6, 2015 1 hour ago, deebom said: I only eat Halal turkey, prepared in accordance with Sharia law. It must be cooked in the fat of the infidel, over a fire made up from crosses used to crucify the infidel. If this is an unclean western restaurant, then the staff must be subject to Jizya. Have you sent your CV in to the BBC? A job for life beckons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 6, 2015 Report Share Posted December 6, 2015 22 hours ago, Decimus said: Yes, he's been banging Gurts missus again. "Dogging" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 6, 2015 Report Share Posted December 6, 2015 9 hours ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: Is that a real word or a euphemism? It's a real word. The Koran states that there is no need to kill Christians as they are not infidel, just misguided. They must be allowed to remain as Christians, but wholly subjugated and pay a tax for being Christian. Jizya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 6, 2015 Report Share Posted December 6, 2015 On Fri Dec 04 2015 21:54:39 GMT+0000, Decimus said: Sorry Spotto, no Welsh either. Fucking hell Dex have years of interbreeding not taught you to welcome a bit of variety into your vegetable soup of a gene pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted December 6, 2015 Report Share Posted December 6, 2015 35 minutes ago, deebom said: It's a real word. The Koran states that there is no need to kill Christians as they are not infidel, just misguided. They must be allowed to remain as Christians, but wholly subjugated and pay a tax for being Christian. Jizya. Perhaps they could persuade Cadbury to pay tax too. http://www.theguardian.com/business/2015/dec/06/cadburys-owner-paid-no-uk-tax-last-year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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