Guest MikeD Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 Why has this fucking blimp suddenly appeared to pollute the fucking airwaves? Another talentless fat cunt who's entire act seems to be "look at me, I'm a fat cunt". Yes, we can see that, you fat, horrible, sweaty bastard, Now kindly fuck off. And the cunt who found her washed up on a beach and revived her needs fucking hanging as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 It's Rebel Wilson, you soft cunt. Although, in fairness, Rumer Willis is a cunt too. http://cuntscorner.com/index.php?/forums/topic/54263-rumer-willis/#comment-44966 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It's Rebel Wilson, you soft cunt. Although, in fairness, Rumer Willis is a cunt too. http://cuntscorner.com/index.php?/forums/topic/54263-rumer-willis/#comment-44966 Really? She seems to be known as Rumor as well. Anyway, having two names doesn't make the Ryvita-dodging, slobbery cunt any thinner or funnier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 1 minute ago, Charlie Hunt said: What the fuck is that? It looks like an even uglier version of Adele. This trend of allowing fatties to stand on stages must be stopped. And I say that from a health and safety perspective, as well as frustration at the absence of eye candy. They seem to appear mostly in winter. Obviously an idea to save on heating bills, pick one up and just fold a flap of skin over you and snuggle in. Or get her jogging round your house to get the heat up, gas mask would be a necessity though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 Being an Aussie she is highly likely the product of DNA sharing from the sub-human inbred convict gene pool which would account for why she's an ugly cunt and gorging on vegemite coated barbecued marsupials would explain her chronic obesity which is quite frankly downright repulsive. She is merely a poster girl for the sad fat bitches of the world who can't survive on less than 15000 calories a day let alone entice even the most perverted chubby chaser to fuck them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 19 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Being an Aussie she is highly likely the product of DNA sharing from the sub-human inbred convict gene pool which would account for why she's an ugly cunt and gorging on vegemite coated barbecued marsupials would explain her chronic obesity which is quite frankly downright repulsive. She is merely a poster girl for the sad fat bitches of the world who can't survive on less than 15000 calories a day let alone entice even the most perverted chubby chaser to fuck them. Well you know, it is winter and they do keep the heat in. So I hear.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 5 hours ago, MikeD said: Why has this fucking blimp suddenly appeared to pollute the fucking airwaves? Another talentless fat cunt who's entire act seems to be "look at me, I'm a fat cunt". Yes, we can see that, you fat, horrible, sweaty bastard, Now kindly fuck off. And the cunt who found her washed up on a beach and revived her needs fucking hanging as well. The word on the street is, she's a vegetarian. Quality Street that is, the fucking disgusting fatbody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 Last stop: This town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 5 hours ago, MikeD said: They seem to appear mostly in winter. Obviously an idea to save on heating bills, pick one up and just fold a flap of skin over you and snuggle in. Or get her jogging round your house to get the heat up, gas mask would be a necessity though. Winter is their season, Mike. They have had a proper barnacle scraping and fresh paint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 She really is a disgusting blob isn't she. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 Never heard of him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 40 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Never heard of him That's because her name is fucking "Rebel", not fucking "Rumor", regardless of Mike's futile protestations to the contrary. PS I've just changed my mind, Proper, Catchphrases are cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 45 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That's because her name is fucking "Rebel", not fucking "Rumor", regardless of Mike's futile protestations to the contrary. PS I've just changed my mind, Proper, Catchphrases are cunts. That's not my catch phrase. Mine is "That's the price. Take it or leave it"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: That's not my catch phrase. Mine is "That's the price. Take it or leave it"! So do you charge by the 1/2 hour or a full hour Gyps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 What the fuck is that? Ugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 19 minutes ago, luke swarm said: So do you charge by the 1/2 hour or a full hour Gyps. She does a special on 2 minutes for some people, you might want to ask about it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 21 minutes ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: She does a special on 2 minutes for some people, you might want to ask about it... 2 minutes you say...that would leave me with plenty of time for a ciggie as well. Have you tried already Dingdog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 12 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Being an Aussie she is highly likely the product of DNA sharing from the sub-human inbred convict gene pool which would account for why she's an ugly cunt and gorging on vegemite coated barbecued marsupials would explain her chronic obesity which is quite frankly downright repulsive. She is merely a poster girl for the sad fat bitches of the world who can't survive on less than 15000 calories a day let alone entice even the most perverted chubby chaser to fuck them. hey, we don't all eat vegemite! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 4 hours ago, luke swarm said: So do you charge by the 1/2 hour or a full hour Gyps. No Luke. You're mistaken. That's when peeps come to me with lead or nicked bikes innit? Or radiators. Gotta keep the fucking sideline going ain't I ? Gotta keep the gyppo way going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 These fat girls only become vegetarians to try and justify the absence of any meat in either hole. Unfortunately, being ugly munters they don't get a choice unless they happen to know Keef or Neil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 I wonder what she has for breakfast? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 4 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I wonder what she has for breakfast? Everybody else's by the look of her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 I am quietly building up for my Christmas morning bacon sandwiches! She can't have them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 I am still trying to digest last night's kebab. Any tips judge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 I remember Harold Wilson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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