Guest Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 That really does look like a cunt. Hope the Northerners can swim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 Like the lesser Ape species of the Amazon basin, northerners due to their unevolved nature ,are incapable of swimming. Thankfully. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 At least it's a proper disaster. At this time of year the media are usually predicting the end of the fucking world because a few flakes of snow have landed on London. Does look a bastard though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 If I were religious, I would say that God himself has given us Southerners a hell of a Christmas present. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 Can we set fire to it and watch it sail away, like an old Norseman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 Thats why god gave them hills and the dozy pie eating cunts still built in the valleys.I just hope the cunts go further north,we've got enough fat,brain dead cunts down here already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 Cunts the lot of you. A pub on a bridge got washed away last night. This is serious. Hope you southern cunts dehydrate with fuck all left to drink but bleach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 I'm converting my garden shed into an Ark. Two of everything for restocking the North with my rebreeding programme 2 Hop plants 2 xboxes 2 hybrid bicycles 2 southerners for menial tasks 2 meat and potato pies 2 bottles of bleach for when the southerners piss me off. OK. Forget the southerners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 2 meat pies?...thats the first breakfast sorted then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 Maybe us Southerners could do a charity song to help out. "Do they know it's Christmas"? We could get the silly cunt Frank, to do the dance routine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 9 minutes ago, Degenerategambler said: Maybe us Southerners could do a charity song to help out. "Do they know it's Christmas"? We could get the silly cunt Frank, to do the dance routine. We could do one for them up in Scotland as well. Then again, we could take the alternative view of not giving a fuck. Hmmm....let me think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 38 minutes ago, neil298 said: 2 meat pies?...thats the first breakfast sorted then! I will breed them you thick cunt. I forgot 2 kebabs. I male and 1 female Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 2 hours ago, Manky said: I'm converting my garden shed into an Ark. Two of everything for restocking the North with my rebreeding programme 2 Hop plants 2 xboxes 2 hybrid bicycles 2 southerners for menial tasks 2 meat and potato pies 2 bottles of bleach for when the southerners piss me off. OK. Forget the southerners Hopefully your wife will find another dog who isn't shooting blanks to ensure the continuation of the species when the flood subsides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 12 hours ago, Decimus said: Like the lesser Ape species of the Amazon basin, northerners due to their unevolved nature ,are incapable of swimming. Thankfully. It would be nice to have a bit of Atlantic between us and the awful southern scum . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 15 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It would be nice to have a lot of Atlantic between us and the awful southern scum . Corrected FOC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 56 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It would be nice to have a bit of Atlantic between us and the awful southern scum . About 20,000 leagues ought to do it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 With our Northern resilience, we will get through. Obviously the government won't give a fuck because it is mostly southern puffs running/fucking up things. We will not cry for help. We will not moan. In fact we will not be stopped taking our whippets for a walk o'er t'mooers. Business as usual. Fuck off all you southern cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 9 minutes ago, Manky said: With our Northern resilience, we will get through. Obviously the government won't give a fuck because it is mostly southern puffs running/fucking up things. We will not cry for help. We will not moan. In fact we will not be stopped taking our whippets for a walk o'er t'mooers. Business as usual. Fuck off all you southern cunts The difference between north and south can be explained with Gravy. Northerners live on it. We southerners live on its train. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 2 minutes ago, Charlie Hunt said: 2 pit ponies 2 chip barms 2 fat girls 2 pet kestrels 2 worthless houses And a lynched blackman in a pear tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 I have never met a Southern twat who didn't consider himself to be a Del boy type cheeky cockney sparra like wideboy. Replace the entire population of the south with cardboard cutouts of Dale Winton to add a bit of character to the shitehole. Meanwhile up north we will just carry on mopping up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: About 20,000 leagues ought to do it. Nice work there. I was only thinking horizontal distance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 We might send some architects up there, to show you how to build houses. I.e not on fucking bridges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 1 minute ago, Degenerategambler said: We might send some architects up there, to show you how to build houses. I.e not on fucking bridges. Bit harsh, whole areas of the north have been washed away , properties and businesses ruined, the cost to rebuild will run in to the tens of pounds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 7 minutes ago, Degenerategambler said: We might send some architects up there, to show you how to build houses. I.e not on fucking bridges. What, to Edinburgh ? Thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 5 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: What, to Edinburgh ? Thick cunt. I was thinking of York, you thick Fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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