Jiggerycock Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 Went to this monument to wank yesterday and I really did try to keep an open mind However, 'Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here yesterday'. There's the installations, which are by rote, laughable (Exhibit A: monochrome paintings. Have a guess what that involves? A single colour on a canvas you say? Correct! Go to matron for an extra bit of tuck!), simplistic, worthless and ultimately, annoying. But this pales into insignificance when one reads the blurb accompanying them! Open the thesaurus at 'pretentious' and keep reading! "Achromes were intended to banish narrative content from his work and explore the concept of ‘nothingness’" "This tension may be embodied in a coiled energy, or emerge from a careful process of accumulation" " the concern was with an existential ‘being in the world’, a heightened awareness of the separateness of experience. This sense of isolation implied a questioning of the wider community. In the highly polarised atmosphere of the Cold War, it was a potentially subversive threat to social cohesion" I understand what these words mean - just not the way they bump up against each other used in the way they are above. Yet millions of pounds are spent indulging the purveyors of this tripe and one is made to feel so pathetically 'outside' the inner circle of chin-stroking wankers that get off on this collective delusional deception that all of this has any value and meaning. The cunts would probably enjoy the fact the only emotion I felt after two hours of this shit was intense burning anger. As a postscript, my family and I walked over the Millennium Bridge to St Pauls Cathedral. There was a service on and, as you may have gathered, I know dick about religion. However, sitting there, listing to the choir and the organ, gazing up into the beautiful dome and the representations that real artists had created to their notion of a greater glory, I would go with this 'art' in a heartbeat over the offal on display a mile away on the South Bank. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 I think most modern art nowadays is people thinking to themselves, "Just what can we get away with, and what will the stupid cunts buy?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 Agreed. The total and utter fucking shit produced by Mark Rothko et al is a disgrace to the memory of serious artists, both ancient and modern, who have produced beautiful, detailed and truly awe inspiring work. Nowadays, the "hip" mantra taught at art colleges around the country is that the definition of art is "whatever the artist says it is". If I ever tire of my genitals and my liberty, I am going to kidnap Tracey Emin and drag her to the Tate modern. Then I'll cut my cock off, spray her stupid cunt face with my viscera and blood, and smear the faeces that escape my bowels in my death throes over the fucking walls. No doubt they will freeze the scene for posterity, and some Mark Kermode worshipping, "out there" cunt of a mung bean eating critic, will declare me to be an artistic genius. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 25 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Went to this monument to wank yesterday and I really did try to keep an open mind However, 'Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here yesterday'. There's the installations, which are by rote, laughable (Exhibit A: monochrome paintings. Have a guess what that involves? A single colour on a canvas you say? Correct! Go to matron for an extra bit of tuck!), simplistic, worthless and ultimately, annoying. But this pales into insignificance when one reads the blurb accompanying them! Open the thesaurus at 'pretentious' and keep reading! "Achromes were intended to banish narrative content from his work and explore the concept of ‘nothingness’" "This tension may be embodied in a coiled energy, or emerge from a careful process of accumulation" " the concern was with an existential ‘being in the world’, a heightened awareness of the separateness of experience. This sense of isolation implied a questioning of the wider community. In the highly polarised atmosphere of the Cold War, it was a potentially subversive threat to social cohesion" I understand what these words mean - just not the way they bump up against each other used in the way they are above. Yet millions of pounds are spent indulging the purveyors of this tripe and one is made to feel so pathetically 'outside' the inner circle of chin-stroking wankers that get off on this collective delusional deception that all of this has any value and meaning. The cunts would probably enjoy the fact the only emotion I felt after two hours of this shit was intense burning anger. As a postscript, my family and I walked over the Millennium Bridge to St Pauls Cathedral. There was a service on and, as you may have gathered, I know dick about religion. However, sitting there, listing to the choir and the organ, gazing up into the beautiful dome and the representations that real artists had created to their notion of a greater glory, I would go with this 'art' in a heartbeat over the offal on display a mile away on the South Bank. St Pauls. Real art at an appropriate venue. The modern art world is staffed,bought into and supplied by a self-important woofter cabal. Try selling a modern art painting 2 weeks after you've bought it.You'll be lucky to get 20% of what you've paid for it. I hope you were suitably impressed enough by your late foray into the church to consider a vocation as a priest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 Next time the prof is in the padded cell drawing on the walls with faeces I will take that part of the wall and frame it. Title of work : dying planet. The work is said to consisently show 'the lurking familiarity of the leftovers of modern life. The beautifully patterned unconventional work presenting a distillation of colour’s presence in our everyday environment, slowly poisoning mother earth. in short a pile of fucking shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 I like the Tate modern. Where else can you get in for free, see some Picassos and other shit exhibits, and cunt them off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 6 minutes ago, Degenerategambler said: I like the Tate modern. Where else can you get in for free, see some Picassos and other shit exhibits, and cunt them off? Or see the offerings of depraved "artists" who have crapped on a urine soaked canvas and enter it for the Turner prize. Or a Gilbert and George penis painting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Agreed. The total and utter fucking shit produced by Mark Rothko et al is a disgrace to the memory of serious artists, both ancient and modern, who have produced beautiful, detailed and truly awe inspiring work. Nowadays, the "hip" mantra taught at art colleges around the country is that the definition of art is "whatever the artist says it is". If I ever tire of my genitals and my liberty, I am going to kidnap Tracey Emin and drag her to the Tate modern. Then I'll cut my cock off, spray her stupid cunt face with my viscera and blood, and smear the faeces that escape my bowels in my death throes over the fucking walls. No doubt they will freeze the scene for posterity, and some Mark Kermode worshipping, "out there" cunt of a mung bean eating critic, will declare me to be an artistic genius. Great idea. Now go and kill yourself. , oh wait, i see you've already suggested that. Umm......., go and suck Bills cock instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Great idea. Now go and kill yourself. , oh wait, i see you've already suggested that. Umm......., go and suck Bills cock instead. Piss fucking poor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Charlie Hunt said: You should try to find somewhere more private to pleasure yourself. I didn't read the rest. I hear Nelson's Column at the height of the tourist season is good for a danger wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 43 minutes ago, MikeD said: I hear Nelson's Column at the height of the tourist season is good for a danger wank. So is HMS Victory's main gun deck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncleBolly Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 Art is in the eye of the beholder ! personally i would rather see these establishments smoldering after a massive fire that engulfs all the shite hanging on the walls and all them bearded limp wristed cravat wearing Homosexuals can all gather together and cry into their wine glasses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 17 minutes ago, uncleBolly said: Art is in the eye of the beholder ! personally i would rather see these establishments smoldering after a massive fire that engulfs all the shite hanging on the walls and all them bearded limp wristed cravat wearing Homosexuals can all gather together and cry into their wine glasses Did someone order a fucking cunt? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 I like the Tate modern. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 10 hours ago, uncleBolly said: Art is in the eye of the beholder ! personally i would rather see these establishments smoldering after a massive fire that engulfs all the shite hanging on the walls and all them bearded limp wristed cravat wearing Homosexuals can all gather together and cry into their wine glasses You fucking amateur. Before posting shit like this you should read the site rules and ensure your posts are all inclusive and not persecute individuals because of their race, colour, gender or sexual preference. I for one know for a fact that bearded lesbians like this modern art shit too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Skip the first 50 seconds of shite. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz5uwMZUKlg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 15 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Great idea. Now go and kill yourself. , oh wait, i see you've already suggested that. Umm......., go and suck Bills cock instead. This comment ranks somewhere within the top 10 worst posts of all time, bearing in mind all of ProfB's output. You're not fit for purpose, truly dire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 13 hours ago, uncleBolly said: Art is in the eye of the beholder ! personally i would rather see these establishments smoldering after a massive fire that engulfs all the shite hanging on the walls and all them bearded limp wristed cravat wearing Homosexuals can all gather together and cry into their wine glasses Not a bad first comment (ff you have severe brain damage and spend most of your time drooling into your mash and chips and shitting in your draws). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 20 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Went to this monument to wank yesterday and I really did try to keep an open mind Having read the nom title and then that, I knew I didn't need to read any further.... Actually... having read the nom title I didn't need to read any further... Motion to Cunt, Agreed Unanimously, Past. 19 hours ago, Decimus said: Agreed. The total and utter fucking shit produced by Mark Rothko et al is a disgrace to the memory of serious artists, both ancient and modern, who have produced beautiful, detailed and truly awe inspiring work. Nowadays, the "hip" mantra taught at art colleges around the country is that the definition of art is "whatever the artist says it is". If I ever tire of my genitals and my liberty, I am going to kidnap Tracey Emin and drag her to the Tate modern. Then I'll cut my cock off, spray her stupid cunt face with my viscera and blood, and smear the faeces that escape my bowels in my death throes over the fucking walls. No doubt they will freeze the scene for posterity, and some Mark Kermode worshipping, "out there" cunt of a mung bean eating critic, will declare me to be an artistic genius. You do that to Emin and I will declare you a fucking artistic genius.... ....if you do it at the Tate then I'll even chuck in an MBE, an OBE and other assorted gongs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 5 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: This comment ranks somewhere within the top 10 worst posts of all time, bearing in mind all of ProfB's output. You're not fit for purpose, truly dire. Oh no. You have really hurt my feelings with your comments and opinion. You soppy twat(s) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 rename the pile of wank the emperors new clothes gallery ... that'll learn the cunts ... they love a bit of post modern irony they do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Luckily, all that fucking garbage doesn't seem to travel well. We have to put up with cast offs of the metropolitan elite. The fucking smug, self important Wankers. Hope the cunts all die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Tracy Emins cousin lives across the road from me. He unblocks drains for a living and says she's a twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 41 minutes ago, deebom said: Tracy Emins cousin lives across the road from me. He unblocks drains for a living and says she's a twat. He must know a big steaming pile of shit when he sees one then.....!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 22 hours ago, Decimus said: Did someone order a fucking cunt? I see that agency ballsed up my order again. I specifically wanted a cunt for fucking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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