Guest MikeD Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 Mohammed Abad, who lost his knob in a childhood accident, will lose his virginity to a £200 an hour dominatrix after having a bionic one fitted. Apparently it's only just started working, I hope he has a wank to test it first. Fuck me, I thought the vaginal speaker was weird!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 14 minutes ago, MikeD said: who lost his knob in a childhood accident, Funnily enough I nearly lost my knob in a series of accidents when very young......it was when discovered pictures of Linda Lusardi in mayfair magazine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 Courtesy of the taxpayer?a Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 10 minutes ago, Manky said: Courtesy of the taxpayer?a Probably not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 34 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Funnily enough I nearly lost my knob in a series of accidents when very young......it was when discovered pictures of Linda Lusardi in mayfair magazine Same here, but when I realised that you couldn't actually pull it off there was no stopping me! The downside is that no matter how much you pull the bastard it won't stretch either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Manky said: Courtesy of the taxpayer?a Can you imagine what an NHS financed bionic cock will look like. It will probably have Amstrad or better still, Bush written on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 3, 2016 Report Share Posted January 3, 2016 Just what the world needs, thousands of bionically enhanced Muslims that look like Super fucking Mario. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Just what the world needs, thousands of bionically enhanced Muslims that look like Super fucking Mario. That's not a muslim, it's Bobby Ball in blackface. The lazy cunt has made it obvious, he's done a shit job on his left arm, it's patchier than Michael Jackson's withered corpse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 20 hours ago, MikeD said: Fuck me, I thought the vaginal speaker was weird!! How about a combination of the two? A bunch of bionic musical pricks. Sounds like half the members of my fucking band! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 5 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: How about a combination of the two? A bunch of bionic musical pricks. Sounds like half the members of my fucking band! Is that why you joined them? You naughty little girl..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Mind you.. But then again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 3 hours ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: Is that why you joined them? You naughty little girl..... How do you know these things? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Just now, nobgobbler said: How do you know these things? Big fucking telescope.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 Just now, DingTheDoggie!! said: Big fucking telescope.... You're creeping me out now. You're not harbouring thoughts of hiding under my bed are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 1 minute ago, nobgobbler said: You're creeping me out now. You're not harbouring thoughts of hiding under my bed are you? Certainly not. He wouldn't want to tread on Richard Osman's toes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 1 minute ago, nobgobbler said: You're creeping me out now. You're not harbouring thoughts of hiding under my bed are you? Don't think I'd fit under there with all those musical instruments.... ..they are musical instruments aren't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 4, 2016 Report Share Posted January 4, 2016 2 minutes ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: Don't think I'd fit under there with all those musical instruments.... ..they are musical instruments aren't they? Anything without batteries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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