Guest MikeD Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 A couple who thought they'd won the jackpot phoned up Camelot to claim it, who then told them that their purchase, done through a phone app, hadn't been registered. On a list of total cunts this must be near the top. Should have went to the shop to get it, lazy bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 A good solicitor could sue the makers of the app for a few million no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 2 minutes ago, Snatch said: A good solicitor could sue the makers of the app for a few million no doubt. If they had the money to pay for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 I had the winning numbers written down in my head but forgot to go to the shop. How much will the Daily Mirror pay for my story? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 Silly sods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 46 minutes ago, Manky said: I had the winning numbers written down in my head but forgot to go to the shop. How much will the Daily Mirror pay for my story? Don't do it Manky. I've written a few stories in my time (apart from the ones I told to my ex), by the time the editor's spunked all over it, it won't bear any resemblance to the original. They'll make you look a right cunt. If you want to write for money, try blackmail, it's quite lucrative. Now, about these photos of you in bra and panties . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 Have you seen their photos? Don't think they could get to the shops... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 6, 2016 Report Share Posted January 6, 2016 49 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Don't do it Manky. I've written a few stories in my time (apart from the ones I told to my ex), by the time the editor's spunked all over it, it won't bear any resemblance to the original. They'll make you look a right cunt. If you want to write for money, try blackmail, it's quite lucrative. Now, about these photos of you in bra and panties . . . Don't bother, the cunt sent them as Christmas cards. There's a certain pride in that smirk of his. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Chavvy cunts,they should be made to pay back any money that they've made from selling their story as it a a load of fucking bollocks,even if they'd won he'd still be a ginger prick and she'd still be a bleached whale.Less of a fuck I could not give.Good morning cunts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 9 hours ago, Manky said: I had the winning numbers written down in my head but forgot to go to the shop. How much will the Daily Mirror pay for my story? The numbers now go up to 59. You've impressed me if you really can count that high Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 1 hour ago, neil298 said: Chavvy cunts,they should be made to pay back any money that they've made from selling their story as it a a load of fucking bollocks,even if they'd won he'd still be a ginger prick and she'd still be a bleached whale.Less of a fuck I could not give.Good morning cunts I actually quite pleased these two cunts took it up the arse on this one. It serves as a reminder to us all the system is working. What the fuck could a pair of utter tossers like them do with that money? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 49 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I actually quite pleased these two cunts took it up the arse on this one. It serves as a reminder to us all the system is working. What the fuck could a pair of utter tossers like them do with that money? Doritos! Day and night! For all eternity! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: The numbers now go up to 59. You've impressed me if you really can count that high Took my socks and shoes off and cut a few feet off the bodies in my cellar. Nearly anything is possible if you utilise al available resources Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 Only cunts buy lottery tickets. If you want to be rich, go out and fucking earn it you lazy fuckwimples. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 You gotta be in it, to win it. How much fucking simpler does it need to be for these Northern fucktards to grasp. Best stick to bingo, whippets and light rain showers. Fucking chav cunts would most likely spend it on sovereign rings and trips to that exotic mecca that is Benidorm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 18 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: You gotta be in it, to win it. How much fucking simpler does it need to be for these Northern fucktards to grasp. Best stick to bingo, whippets and light rain showers. Fucking chav cunts would most likely spend it on sovereign rings and trips to that exotic mecca that is Benidorm. "light rain showers"..? Fucking poof... you lot panic if the sky looks like it might, just possibly, the slightest hint, that it has 3 snowflakes in it.... ..and it's "Charver" to be correct... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 I bet as soon as they thought they'd won the jackpot they immediately went on a spending spree with money they haven't got. Now they've got massive credit card bills no doubt. Daft cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 7, 2016 Report Share Posted January 7, 2016 2 hours ago, deebom said: Only cunts buy lottery tickets. If you want to be rich, go out and fucking earn it you lazy fuckwimples. Absolutely. Must remember to get my ticket for Saturday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 fucking cunting Camelot wankers got some publicity for tonights Euromillions draw by having shitty computer systems that crash. Well you're not going to get me to panic buy early. in fact the last time I brought one it cost me £1.50 so go and fuck yourself you bunch of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 On 06/01/2016 at 10:11 PM, Manky said: I had the winning numbers written down in my head but forgot to go to the shop. How much will the Daily Mirror pay for my story? For just £10k (paid in advance) I will write you story for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: fucking cunting Camelot wankers got some publicity for tonights Euromillions draw by having shitty computer systems that crash. Well you're not going to get me to panic buy early. in fact the last time I brought one it cost me £1.50 so go and fuck yourself you bunch of cunts. Are you quite alright drew? If you don't win, are the kids eating dog food again tonight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 On 07/01/2016 at 11:25 AM, deebom said: Only cunts buy lottery tickets. If you want to be rich, go out and fucking earn it you lazy fuckwimples. I did read about a dozy shop assistant who was asked to check whether a ticket had won £1,000,000 and told the customer that it was a losing ticket then tried to claim the money only to find that the ticket had been bought on a fast play card which had been paid for via a debit card at the same shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: I did read about a dozy shop assistant who was asked to check whether a ticket had won £1,000,000 and told the customer that it was a losing ticket then tried to claim the money only to find that the ticket had been bought on a fast play card which had been paid for via a debit card at the same shop. Fascinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 Fuck me, what a tedious thread. Pass the fucking bleach. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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