Neil Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Just had to stand behind some cunt in WH Smith who proceeded to pay their £16.40 bill with a fuck load of shrapnel probably with no one coin bigger than a 10 pence piece,this cunt finally got to the bottom of her purse and said "my son gave me his pocket money and asked me to buy him something bless him"......bless him? Fuck him I say,hope the little cunt chokes on whatever you bought him you fucking waste of human skin cunt you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Did she buy him Milf Munchers Monthly and Grope a Granny Weekly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 A likely story. I bet the skinflint robbed his piggy bank to pay for it and came out with a load of bollocks to hide her embarrassment. Like the fat cunt who lives alone goes in our local deli to buy a fuck off sized cake and says "oh my lot love this" when it's obvious she eats the lot herself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 I understand that there is some rule about the amount of coins that you are expected to accept in one transaction. Something like maximum of five or eight, or it may just apply on public transport. Who the fuck cares. Can I suggest you purchase your gay porn mags from an alternative outlet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 2 hours ago, neil298 said: Just had to stand behind some cunt in WH Smith who proceeded to pay their £16.40 bill with a fuck load of shrapnel probably with no one coin bigger than a 10 pence piece,this cunt finally got to the bottom of her purse and said "my son gave me his pocket money and asked me to buy him something bless him"......bless him? Fuck him I say,hope the little cunt chokes on whatever you bought him you fucking waste of human skin cunt you That makes me fucking sick. You should have calmly leaned forward, and twisted her head sharply 180 degrees clockwise, then rapidly 180 degrees anti-clockwise, dropping her like a bag of sausages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I understand that there is some rule about the amount of coins that you are expected to accept in one transaction. Something like maximum of five or eight, or it may just apply on public transport. Who the fuck cares. Can I suggest you purchase your gay porn mags from an alternative outlet. 19p in copper. £1 in 5p and 10p's and £5 in 50p's. £1 and £2 coins can be used in any amount you want. The amount a person can accept is whatever he is willing to take in payment, but the amounts above are what they legally must accept. I once accepted £260 in 20p coins because I was bored and counting it took me closer to hometime. Gay porn should not be sold at any price because it is twisted, perverted shite that is fit only for burning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 5 hours ago, neil298 said: Just had to stand behind some cunt in WH Smith who proceeded to pay their £16.40 bill with a fuck load of shrapnel probably with no one coin bigger than a 10 pence piece,this cunt finally got to the bottom of her purse and said "my son gave me his pocket money and asked me to buy him something bless him"... Who gave her son the fucking pocket money in the first place then? More likely some Scouse cunt has been robbing the electricity meter and doesn't have the native wit to come up with a better story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Manky said: 19p in copper. £1 in 5p and 10p's and £5 in 50p's. £1 and £2 coins can be used in any amount you want. The amount a person can accept is whatever he is willing to take in payment, but the amounts above are what they legally must accept. I once accepted £260 in 20p coins because I was bored and counting it took me closer to hometime. Gay porn should not be sold at any price because it is twisted, perverted shite that is fit only for burning. £260 in 20 Ps? Do you work in an arcade ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Completely unacceptable, unless the parent in question was buying a hardcover copy of war and peace in which to clobber the penny saving little shit over the head with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 9 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: £260 in 20 Ps? Do you work in an arcade ? No. It was a payment for storage. If I told you any more I would have to kill you but suffice it to say, getting rid of bodies does not come cheap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 6 minutes ago, Manky said: If I told you any more I would have to kill you Spill the beans Mank, for fucks sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 2 minutes ago, nocti said: Spill the beans Mank, for fucks sake. I am sworn to secrecy. In my world, my mentors Guy, Kim and Anthony always say, "Tell them twats on cunt's corner fuck all" Now pull up a dead spy in a holdall and I will tell you all bout it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 23 minutes ago, Manky said: No. It was a payment for storage. If I told you any more I would have to kill you but suffice it to say, getting rid of bodies does not come cheap. I reckon £260 in 20pees to dispose of MsBom is a fucking bargain. Do I have to kill her myself or is that included in the price? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 8 minutes ago, Manky said: I am sworn to secrecy. In my world, my mentors Guy, Kim and Anthony always say, "Tell them twats on cunt's corner fuck all" Now pull up a dead spy in a holdall and I will tell you all bout it. Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Cunt. No,just cunt. The conversation just drifted that way. My job is slightly less glamorous than fried nose pickings marinated in moose vomit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 £250 for storing something. Would that be the compound where all the clamped vehicles end up? I'd would have paid you with 1peees. Traffic wardens are cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 5 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: £250 for storing something. Would that be the compound where all the clamped vehicles end up? I'd would have paid you with 1peees. Traffic wardens are cunts. Need I say more than that I am the APEX of my career. Let your fingers do the walking. To be honest, the truth is another planet to me. I don't lie for any advantage on here, just for sheer skullfuckery. Manky is not my real name. Or is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 3 hours ago, deebom said: I reckon £260 in 20pees to dispose of MsBom is a fucking bargain. Do I have to kill her myself or is that included in the price? Usually, beached rotting whale carcasses are blown up by the army for free and kicked into the sea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncleBolly Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 Neil you got £16.40 for begging and you went and spent it all on a top shelf gay magazine instead of feeding your family only gays and old women shop in WH Smiths Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 2 hours ago, nobgobbler said: £250 for storing something. Would that be the compound where all the clamped vehicles end up? I'd would have paid you with 1peees. Traffic wardens are cunts. It's for storing 26 portions of semen, in his stomach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 8, 2016 Report Share Posted January 8, 2016 6 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: That makes me fucking sick. You should have calmly leaned forward, and twisted her head sharply 180 degrees clockwise, then rapidly 180 degrees anti-clockwise, dropping her like a bag of sausages. Are you Mel Gibson? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 3 hours ago, uncleBolly said: Neil you got £16.40 for begging and you went and spent it all on a top shelf gay magazine instead of feeding your family only gays and old women shop in WH Smiths I go to Smiths for 'Bare Knuckle Boxing monthly' and 'Fortune Telling weekly'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 10 hours ago, nobgobbler said: £250 for storing something. Would that be the compound where all the clamped vehicles end up? I'd would have paid you with 1peees. Traffic wardens are cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 11 hours ago, Manky said: my mentors Guy, Kim and Anthony This sounds a bit fucking weird, and does conjure up a couple of odd scenarios. Either, they are the most revered elders among bin men, grim, reeking paladins of skip and shovel: your respected mentors. Or they are dog names, and your superiors? Possibly they are gender reassignment surgeons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: This sounds a bit fucking weird, and does conjure up a couple of odd scenarios. Either, they are the most revered elders among bin men, grim, reeking paladins of skip and shovel: your respected mentors. Or they are dog names, and your superiors? Possibly they are gender reassignment surgeons? My gaffers would make all of the above look professional. I know now where the phrase "useless cunts" came from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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