Eddie Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, deebom said: Pfft I have a fucking degree, but I'm good with tools, I like tools, so I'm a handyman and I love my job, it gives me time to indulge my hobby which is painting. I'm lucky to have a missus who works in hedge fund crookery, so I can do whatever the fuck I want. Norlands or skanska? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 4 minutes ago, deebom said: Pfft I have a fucking degree, but I'm good with tools, I like tools, so I'm a handyman and I love my job, it gives me time to indulge my hobby which is painting. I'm lucky to have a missus who works in hedge fund crookery, so I can do whatever the fuck I want. I'm thinking of having my living room decorated. Can you give me a quote? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: Norlands or skanska? Nice to see you on here Ed. Its bin emptying day tomorrow and I thought you'd be raking about in someone's back passage ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Norlands or skanska? I used to work for Norlands. I now work for a small company, who only have a few contracts, but they are all quite good, long term ones. I don't like the whole '2ping' business when contracts change. My company have had this one for ten years, client is happy, so everyone is happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 6 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Looking professional goes a long way especially if, like me, you don't have a clue what you're meant to be doing, who the fuck you're doing it for or why. As long as the BACS keep transferring into my bank account I couldn't give fuck. Actually, I couldn't agree more, that shit there has carried me through my working life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 Just now, JackoTC said: Nice to see you on here Ed. Its bin emptying day tomorrow and I thought you'd be raking about in someone's back passage ? A bin man ?, Jesus I wish , even so I would not go anywhere near your bin, empty cans of super t, bags of glue and your shit covered condoms from franks last visit, yuk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Eddie said: A bin man ?, Jesus I wish , even so I would not go anywhere near your bin, empty cans of super t, bags of glue and your shit covered condoms from franks last visit, yuk. Well you obviously have, as you described its contents almost exactly. Apart from your mums knickers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, JackoTC said: Well you obviously have, as you described its contents almost exactly. Apart from your mums knickers. Those knickers would not fit in a normal size bin, do you have a skip or is that where you live now ?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 22 minutes ago, JackoTC said: Don't give us your fucking life story Bomba. You can paint my old dear's holiday home if you want ? I've got to paint the fucker before April and its 400 fucking miles away. Holiday home ?, it's a knocking shop in Glasgow, make the toothless hag paint the shit stained walls and clean the sticky floors herself , lazy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 40 minutes ago, JackoTC said: Don't give us your fucking life story Bomba. You can paint my old dear's holiday home if you want ? I've got to paint the fucker before April and its 400 fucking miles away. Jacko, that profile pic is much less tidy than the last. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 1 hour ago, JackoTC said: Indeed it can Ape. The blue ones are bad, but the red ones seem reserved for those fucking wankers who also think salmon coloured breeks are acceptable too. You mean fucking wankers such as Punkape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 On 12 January 2016 at 7:15 PM, JackoTC said: Bumped into an old friend at a meeting in London today. He has turned into one of those complete tools who think its ok to wear one of these fucking awful shirts. They are usually reserved for overbearing, dull, business speak wankers. I regret to say this was no exception. I am usually quite polite when I need to be, but I told him he looked like a fucking right twat, and he never spoke to me again. Some cunts are completely humourless. I've just bought one like this in blue ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 On 12 January 2016 at 7:24 PM, Eddie said: Dull cunts for example Justin Urquhart Stewart, wear shit like this in an attempt to make themselves a tiny bit interesting, just makes them a dull cunt in a shit shirt. Justin is delightful. His market insights are invaluable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: I've just bought one like this in blue ! Hang yourself with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Hang yourself with it. Hopefully it's an expensive one so there's no chance of it ripping during the drop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 Just now, MikeD said: Hopefully it's an expensive one so there's no chance of it ripping during the drop. Alas, I fear it will be simple peasant garb. Probably two tone polyester, fished out of a skip from behind a Bolton fish and chip shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Alas, I fear it will be simple peasant garb. Probably two tone polyester, fished out of a skip from behind a Bolton fish and chip shop. I suppose if he was found with an expensive one then he would be giving whoever found him a very exaggerated and fanciful impression of himself. And we couldn't have that....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 22 minutes ago, Punkape said: I've just bought one like this in blue ! No suprises here Walter. You epitomise the type of cunt that wears such dreadful garments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: No suprises here Walter. You epitomise the type of cunt that wears such dreadful garments. I favour a bin bag with blue rope belt, two bacon epaulettes upon either shoulder, sellotape shoes , green headband at jaunty angle and, naturalement, chocolate coin medallions blazing from my breast- I am fucking resplendent, i am glowing! I'm vibrating! The ladies slip and fall again and again, thighs slick in there own queme- batter till finally they swoon on the altar awaiting ... The Fuckening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I favour a bin bag with blue rope belt, two bacon epaulettes upon either shoulder, sellotape shoes , green headband at jaunty angle and, naturalement, chocolate coin medallions blazing from my breast- I am fucking resplendent, i am glowing! I'm vibrating! The ladies slip and fall again and again, thighs slick in there own queme- batter till finally they swoon on the altar awaiting ... The Fuckening. Fascinating. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 1 minute ago, Ape said: Fascinating. Fuck off. I wasn't sure what I was saying till it was done, but now I'm quite happy with it, in an embarrassed sheepish way like a reasonably sound but transvestite son. Know what I mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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