Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 20 hours ago, Manky said: You are one stupid cunt. Roads are maintained through general taxation. VED or Vehicle Excise Duty is based on the amount of pollution a car produces. Twat. Twat. Twat. I am no hippy ecowarrior but see no reason for using a car for a 100 yard trip to the shops or a quarter mile school run in a little capsule, insulated from the world. No wonder there are so many fat fuckers around. Embrace the weather and gentle exercise provided by walking and cycling.. You fucking lazy, polluting cunts. Where would I install a premium sound system on a bike, Mankers? I can't max the bass on a subwoofer and soundwave planes out of the sky with Motorhead pedaling my arse down to the local road stand for some veg and a feel of the farmers daughters tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 14 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Where would I install a premium sound system on a bike, Mankers? I can't max the bass on a subwoofer and soundwave planes out of the sky with Motorhead pedaling my arse down to the local road stand for some veg and a feel of the farmers daughters tits. Under the saddle of course. Fool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 1 minute ago, Manky said: Under the saddle of course. Fool. Fuck off. Twelve speakers under the saddle?? You've lost the plot Manky. All the wiring would chafe, would dozy cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 42 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fuck off. Twelve speakers under the saddle?? You've lost the plot Manky. All the wiring would chafe, would dozy cunt! Ride within 200 yards of any young Ford Focus driver who will have his windows open all winter, belting out Kanye West tracks at 10,000 decibels. Day and night. Cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 5 minutes ago, Manky said: Ride within 200 yards of any young Ford Focus driver who will have his windows open all winter, belting out Kanye West tracks at 10,000 decibels. Day and night. Cunts I prefer NWA myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 22 hours ago, Manky said: P.s.. I've got a bike. Manky, this isn't fucking Fanny by Gaslight, you Luddite cunt. I realise that technically it's always 1925 in Manchester, but you really should try and get with the times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 On 13/01/2016, 09:03:38, Manky said: P.s.. I've got a bike. I've started going everywhere by camel, the only problem is, I keep getting the hump! I have already ordered a cab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 4 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: I've started going everywhere by camel, the only problem is, I keep getting the hump! I have already ordered a cab. Remember your coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 5 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: I've started going everywhere by camel, the only problem is, I keep getting the hump! I have already ordered a cab. I prefer travelling by donkey but always made an ass of myself. I'll share the taxi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, MikeD said: Remember your coat. I didn't take it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 5 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: I didn't take it off. I used to travel by hyena. what a laugh that was. I've got fucking loads of these but i'll stop now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 12 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: I've started going everywhere by camel, the only problem is, I keep getting the hump! I have already ordered a cab. 5 minutes ago, MikeD said: I prefer travelling by donkey but always made an ass of myself. I'll share the taxi. I was going to travel by Giraffe, but i didn't want to stick my neck out. We splitting the fare three ways then guys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 1 minute ago, nocti said: I was going to travel by Giraffe, but i didn't want to stick my neck out. We splitting the fare three ways then guys? I was going to try travelling by dog. But I didn't like the style. I think we should get a minibus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 "I've got a bike, You can ride it if you like It's gat a basket, a bell that rings and things that make it look good, I'd give it to you if I could but I borrowed it" King Crimson at their best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 1 hour ago, Manky said: "I've got a bike, You can ride it if you like It's gat a basket, a bell that rings and things that make it look good, I'd give it to you if I could but I borrowed it" King Crimson at their best King Crimson indeed, hah hah cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 3 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: King Crimson indeed, hah hah cunt! You make my life and times a book of bluesy Saturdays And I have to choose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 The purple piper plays his tune The choir softly sing Three lullabies in an ancient tongue For the court of the Crimson King. Fuck me I feel old! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 Stop quoting ancient song lyrics you fucking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 3 minutes ago, deebom said: Stop quoting ancient song lyrics you fucking cunts. "We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know......." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 27 minutes ago, deebom said: Stop quoting ancient song lyrics you fucking cunts. "Dreamed about a reefer 5 feet long, not too jive, but not too strong" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 On 13/01/2016, 09:15:16, Jiggerycock said: Of course we could always start charging road tax for cyclists. I don't mind forking out a few quid in tax for cyclists whenever I run one over. I'm usually pissed when that happens anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 On 14/01/2016 at 5:18 PM, deebom said: Stop quoting ancient song lyrics you fucking cunts. Book of Saturday ........ how I fucking love that song. A superb vocal performance by John Wetton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 On 13 January 2016 at 8:21 AM, Drew P Pissflaps said: I can't speak for Manky but I really couldn't give a fuck as my regular mode of transport runs on effort and willpower. I also have gas central heating and a wood burner. Only a fucking Neanderthal would heat their home with oil. Fuck driving, it's for cunts if you don't have to do it. I also have a woodburner, the cunt heats the water too and rarely is the heating needed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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