Guest MikeD Posted February 7, 2016 Report Share Posted February 7, 2016 A house has gone on sale in Dulwich, London for £800,000. It's ten feet wide. You almost have to admire the nerve of these estate agent bastards. Almost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 4 hours ago, MikeD said: A house has gone on sale in Dulwich, London for £800,000. It's ten feet wide. You almost have to admire the nerve of these estate agent bastards. Almost. When they find some cunt to pay 750,000, you'll be saying you're in to obtain your agent's licence. I'll vouch for you, we'll sell an empty appliance box to Frank for 100,000 under a nice overpass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 Just now, MikeD said: You almost have to admire the nerve of these estate agent bastards. Almost. If anybody didn't already think that estate agents were oily cunts, with all the morals of rabid dog, then I must remind them that Punkape is one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 Who are the idiots? The estate agent cunts or the cunts who pay it. Up here you would get a 5 bedroom detached house in a few acres. Loads of room in the garden for Decs to put a tent up when rising sea levels cover his beloved Norfolk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 Come off it Manky,I'm sure I saw Manchester for sale recently,you could buy the whole fucking thing for half a mill,still over priced tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 There will always be some twat buying it. Dulwich is full of shops selling old tat at ridiculous prices that are snapped up by berks with more money than brains, so a 10 foot wide house will sell no problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 How is it even legal to live like that. If you wanted to build a home 10ft wide you wouldn't get planning permission, its not conducive to today's living standards..... but since its already there. Sounds like a clostraphobic nightmare to me. I'd be ripping the fucking walls out. Have you seen the smallest house in Wales? fucking hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 4 hours ago, Decimus said: If anybody didn't already think that estate agents were oily cunts, with all the morals of rabid dog, then I must remind them that Punkape is one. I'm not sure that he really is an Estate Agent Decs. The rest is bang on though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Dulwich is full of shops selling old tat at ridiculous prices that are snapped up by berks with more money than brains... I saw you coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 20 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I saw you coming. Brilliant Baws. I was actually going to say that Harry Enfield based it on Dulwich. Last year a shop there had one of those shitty second hand 1960s kitchen units for sale for £300. You know the ones that had frosted glass sliding doors at the top. It was crap. It was snapped up within a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Brilliant Baws. I was actually going to say that Harry Enfield based it on Dulwich. Last year a shop there had one of those shitty second hand 1960s kitchen units for sale for £300. You know the ones that had frosted glass sliding doors at the top. It was crap. It was snapped up within a day. Do you still have it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 55 minutes ago, Snatch said: Do you still have it? I've always had it Snatch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've always had it Snatch. You can get pills for that... *run* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've always had it Snatch. I misread that. I thought 'of course you've always had a snatch'. I'm running!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 2 minutes ago, MikeD said: I misread that. I thought 'of course you've always had a snatch'. I'm running!!! Jesus christ, Mike. That's me gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 Just now, Frank said: Jesus christ, Mike. That's me gone. Oh no, please stay..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: You can get pills for that... *run* Coat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 1 hour ago, MikeD said: I misread that. I thought 'of course you've always had a snatch'. I'm running!!! You've forgotten your coat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Coat? And hat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: You've forgotten your coat I thought I better get a head start! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Frank said: Jesus christ, Mike. That's me gone. The police moving you along are they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 4 minutes ago, MikeD said: And hat! Collar and cuffs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 25 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Collar and cuffs! So long as it's not ginger... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 5 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: So long as it's not ginger... Racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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