Guest Manky Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 Sorry about that last post but I think some will consider it one of my best. Now if I may interrupt the Sweaty Sock and Bog Trotter Tourist board, I have an issue with shaped nuclear charges. I thought they were all mushroom shaped. Perhaps we could invent a thistle shaped one, or a leek shaped one, or one shaped like a pint of guiness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 1 minute ago, Manky said: Sorry about that last post but I think some will consider it one of my best. Now if I may interrupt the Sweaty Sock and Bog Trotter Tourist board, I have an issue with shaped nuclear charges. I thought they were all mushroom shaped. Perhaps we could invent a thistle shaped one, or a leek shaped one, or one shaped like a pint of guiness. I was about to laud it as such, but you were right in there. Possibly one shaped as a dildo, posted to you, would find a home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 3 minutes ago, Manky said: I have an issue with shaped nuclear charges. I thought they were all mushroom shaped. Perhaps we could invent a thistle shaped one, or a leek shaped one, or one shaped like a pint of guiness. One shaped like a battered wife, reeking of poverty and dripping should be deployed over Manchester, toute de fucking suite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: One shaped like a battered wife, reeking of poverty and dripping should be deployed over Manchester, toute de fucking suite. There but for the grace of God go I. If Mrs Manky ever suspected I harboured any inkling whatsoever about overstepping the mark, the season ticket I so prudently purchased for the local Intensive Care Unit would come in useful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 Just now, Manky said: There but for the grace of God go I. If Mrs Manky ever suspected I harboured any inkling whatsoever about overstepping the mark, the season ticket I so prudently purchased for the local Intensive Care Unit would come in useful. I feel you. Before I married my sister, Mrs. D, I had a dalliance with a she-Manc. She was absolutely off of her fucking head, and if it wasn't for the fact that I don't have any qualms about giving women a back hander, I have no doubt she would have regularly beaten the living shit out of me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: I feel you. Before I married my sister, Mrs. D, I had a dalliance with a she-Manc. She was absolutely off of her fucking head, and if it wasn't for the fact that I don't have any qualms about giving women a back hander, I have no doubt she would have regularly beaten the living shit out of me. A back hander, especially one given to a lady, to my tiny mind is respectively, money and hooker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 9 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: A back hander, especially one given to a lady, to my tiny mind is respectively, money and hooker. A back hander, perhaps neil has another use for this phrase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 4 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: A back hander, perhaps neil has another use for this phrase. I think you're right Alfie, and there's something dribbling down it, and it isn't porridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 Yer glaikit sumph...I'll banjo yer yon bastarr'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 38 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Yer glaikit sumph...I'll banjo yer yon bastarr'. You sound like you've got your mouth full. Something you want to share with the group? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 3 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Yer glaikit sumph...I'll banjo yer yon bastarr'. Ahl crash ye ya cunt, boom and he slept; caipture the cunt back o'van an fuck all heard again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 16 hours ago, Decimus said: I love Cork. Which is just as well as you probably walk round with a magnum one in your overworked leaking arsehole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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