Ape™️ Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, MikeD said: Has he been recaptured and returned to custody? Alfies met him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: Alfies met him! Recently? Anyone heard from Alfie lately? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 27 minutes ago, Decimus said: Dickipuss, bozo, fartslice, Fwank...What an utter, utter, utter fucking king of cunts. I kind of miss the derranged fucktard. Do you think he could be let back in, just for one week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 Jazz was the real deal alright. A fully certified mentalist cunt. I think (this is pure speculation though) that he struck a deal with admin, agreeing to fuck off for good in return for all his content being deleted. You can still find some of it embedded within others' quotes, the ghost in the machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, DrCunt said: I kind of miss the derranged fucktard. Do you think he could be let back in, just for one week? I'm all for that. Should we get a petition going? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 1 minute ago, MikeD said: I'm all for that. Should we get a petition going? Fuck no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 Fuck me, is he watching!? I just checked the online user list and there was a guest viewing the "JibJab" thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Fuck me, is he watching!? I just checked the online user list and there was a guest viewing the "JibJab" thread Stop teasing me!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 Fucking hell, that bozo pic brought back mixed feelings. I was torn between chuckling and burning my phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 There was young man called QC, Who took a disliking to me, He went all a flutter when someone said butter, He loved a good fisting you see! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 Bravo, Ding, a valiant effort. It might even have been a contender for the top prize, but as it lacks both "fuck"s and "cunt"s it will have to be content with fighting it out for the Children's Choice award when MTV buy up the worldwide rights. Miley Cyrus is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 14 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: ...the ghost in the machine. A glitch in the Matrix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 14 hours ago, nocti said: Fucking hell, that bozo pic brought back mixed feelings. I was torn between chuckling and burning my phone. In a strange way, I miss the heady days of the Bozo Boys. I used to log on with eager anticipation, just to read the latest lunatic rant from Jazz. He seldom disappointed me, the fucking nutter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 15 hours ago, nocti said: ...a metric ultrafuckload... I'm stealing that. Just telling you now so you aren't surprised when the SI binary multiplier prefixes are updated next year, and you notice that "peta" has been replaced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 2 minutes ago, Ape said: In a strange way, I miss the heady days of the Bozo Boys. I used to log on with eager anticipation, just to read the latest lunatic rant from Jazz. He seldom disappointed me, the fucking nutter. I especially liked the way that, as the proprietor of a fine online establishment, he spent half his time slagging off his customers, their taste, and their very nationalities. It was very fucking lucky that some semi-autistic savant didn't hack his customer database and forward samples of his cunt-laden invective to those very customers. Very lucky indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I especially liked the way that, as the proprietor of a fine online establishment, he spent half his time slagging off his customers, their taste, and their very nationalities. It was very fucking lucky that some semi-autistic savant didn't hack his customer database and forward samples of his cunt-laden invective to those very customers. Very lucky indeed. The semi-autistic savant you speak of showed great restraint, under the circumstances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 31 minutes ago, Ape said: The semi-autistic savant you speak of showed great restraint, under the circumstances. If your idea of great restrain is threatening to impale someone to a tree and let their offspring piss on them, I dread to think what you class as "losing one's head". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 5 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: If your idea of great restrain is threatening to impale someone to a tree and let their offspring piss on them, I dread to think what you class as "losing one's head". Read the post I was commenting on again - you've got the wrong end of the stick..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 9 minutes ago, Ape said: Read the post I was commenting on again - you've got the wrong end of the stick..... Indeed I have. You can still duly fuck off though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Bravo, Ding, a valiant effort. It might even have been a contender for the top prize, but as it lacks both "fuck"s and "cunt"s it will have to be content with fighting it out for the Children's Choice award when MTV buy up the worldwide rights. Miley Cyrus is a cunt. yes, but I did get a reference to Fisting Butter in... that's worth a point... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: Indeed I have. You can still duly fuck off though. Bozo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 Gyppo and Gobbie are here To please those who are not all that queer If you wanted a bit, you could take your pick All for a bottle of a beer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 28 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: All for a bottle of a beer! Although not French beer, surely? A girl's got to have some standards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 15 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Although not French beer, surely? A girl's got to have some standards! Perhaps her standards are to have armpits like Chewbacca's arse, with breath to match, and a mollusc heavy diet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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