Guest MikeD Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 A pair of stupid bastards who after being let off with a suspended sentence for supplying cannabis, went onto Facebook and gloated and slagged off the woman judge for being lenient with them. The judge then had them returned to court, reviewed the case and jailed the cunts. Take that, you pair of fucking wankers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 Some people should not have access to social media. These two and profb! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 The judge is the bigger cunt for being taken in by these fucking cuntards in the first place.Bang them and their like up straight away and problem solved. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 2 minutes ago, neil298 said: The judge is the bigger cunt for being taken in by these fucking cuntards in the first place.Bang them and their like up straight away and problem solved. Firm but fair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 Reminds of that dozy cunt years ago on Friends Reunited, posted a pic of him with his fancy car and boasted about making loads of money from drug dealing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 26 minutes ago, neil298 said: The judge is the bigger cunt for being taken in by these fucking cuntards in the first place.Bang them and their like up straight away and problem solved. Hey, don't shoot the fucking messenger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 30 minutes ago, neil298 said: The judge is the bigger cunt for being taken in by these fucking cuntards in the first place. Indeed, And her name? Judge Lunt. Insert your own punchline here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Insert your own punchline here. In fact, make it a limerick, and there may even be a prize for the best one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Indeed, And her name? Judge Lunt. Insert your own punchline here. Maybe whoever wrote the story was dyslexic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 Nice to see the cunts squirming away and futilely trying to apologise on Facebook before being recalled to court and the custodial sentence activated. That is double cuntishness and they will never be able to hold their heads high with pride ever again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Indeed, And her name? Judge Lunt. Insert your own punchlin I was going to but can't be bothered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 On 27 February 2016 at 10:15 AM, Cuntybaws said: In fact, make it a limerick, and there may even be a prize for the best one. I once came over Judge Lunt Her back instead of her front She called me a prick And chopped off my dick For thinking her arse was her cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 5 minutes ago, Mac Spunk said: I once came over Judge Lunt Her back instead of her front She called me a prick And chopped off my dick For thinking her arse was her cunt Dear, oh dear, oh dear. Bill, BILL!! We've got a live one here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 18 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Dear, oh dear, oh dear. Bill, BILL!! We've got a live one here. Bubbles, my dribbling test-tube created protege, don't panic. Perhaps I'm softening in my old age, but I like the cut of this cunt. It takes some bottle to stroll in here and fire out a limerick first thing. He's either a complete maverick, or wholly unoriginal. Only time will tell, but if he's the latter he'll quickly side with Multi-Quote and Mike "one-liner D". We need all the recruits we can get frankly. I feel a World War is about to erupt on the corner. The aforementioned Axis of Banality are rapidly isolating themselves from the outside world, only liking each other's nonsensical shite. I sense Wizardsleeve, the bit part player that he is, might be their very own Franz Ferdinand. His impending assassination could rouse the slumbering superpowers of Frank and Cuntybaws into a powerful alliance, as they sense weakness in the enemy. If that happens, I'm more than willing to go over the top of the trenches with them and fight these cunts tooth and nail. Old differences will be put aside, even Manky will join the fight I'm sure. So let's get this new cunt on board with smutty rhymes he will appreciate: There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 He's got bollocks, yes, but if he is to take sides in the impending war, he shall need some toughening up first. Don't want any flag waving whoopsies in our ranks, or Frenchmen as they're more commonly known. This should keep you going, you soft cunt..... There once was a cunt called Bill Whose love for his fellow man was nil He resides on CC, hates Mike fucking D And wishes Ding would pop a cyanide pill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 5 hours ago, Bubbles said: There once was a cunt called Bill Whose love for others was nil He resides on CC, hates Mike fucking D and wished Ding died of free will Fixed for you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 59 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Fixed for you... I wish Jimmy had fixed you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 10 minutes ago, Bubbles said: I wish Jimmy had fixed you Like the badge I got from teh BBC? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 21 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Like the badge I got from teh BBC? I probably should have completed my original post...... I wish Jimmy had fixed you, to the fucking wall with bolts through your eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 There was a sheep cunt called ProfB, Who annoyed the fuck out of CC, The fuckwit should hang, Or go out with a bang, From a cannon straight the fuck out to sea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 16 minutes ago, nocti said: There was a sheep cunt called ProfB, Who annoyed the fuck out of CC, The fuckwit should hang, Or go out with a bang, From a cannon straight the fuck out to sea. It was looking like a winner there, Nockers, until the scansion went tits up at the end. The admirable desire to fit in one more "fuck" doesn't mean you can take that much liberty with the metre. Besides, who am I kidding, we all know that Mac Spunk's effort will come out on top, if only so I don't have to pay up to the now-deleted cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It was looking like a winner there, Nockers, until the scansion went tits up at the end. The admirable desire to fit in one more "fuck" doesn't mean you can take that much liberty with the metre. Besides, who am I kidding, we all know that Mac Spunk's effort will come out on top, if only so I don't have to pay up to the now-deleted cunt. In my defense Baws it was very stream-of-consciousness, although I should point out that the final "fuck" can be used as one of the three stressed syllables allowed in the final line. If we're being strict, then Mac's last word should've had another syllable. Fuck it. The jist of mine should be plain to see, and as far as I'm concerned, if it is, then I'm happy. I'll do one about Brony if I can hold the bile down long enough. In the meantime, here's a haiku about Spunkape... Cuffs slammed on limp wrists Spunk found on the eighteenth hole "Botter at large - found" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 There once was a cunt called Punkape Whose lies got him into a scrape. He was taken to Dover, In a pimped up Range Rover, And subjected to multiple rape. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 There once was a cunt called Ding Who multi-quoted everything He loved a bullet pointed statistic As the cunt was autistic In this kingdom of cunts he is king. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: There once was a cunt called Ding Who multi-quoted everything He loved a bullet pointed statistic As the cunt was autistic In this kingdom of cunts he is king. There once was a cuntbreed called Decs, Who got pissed after just one blue becks, Stumbling back from work, He was bummed by a turk, To this day it's his best ever sex! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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