Guest MikeD Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 Fuck me, this will be good. Born in Liverpool, played football for Liverpool, left Liverpool and fucked off to America, then, probably, returned to Liverpool. I wonder if they'll have someone black play Gerrard, just incase it's up for any Oscars. What a load of fucking bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 I'd rather watch a documentary about your life MikeD. I've always been a fan of black comedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I'd rather watch a documentary about your life MikeD. I've always been a fan of black comedy. I thought you might have something to say, you never let me down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 This one will make Being Eric look top fucking notch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 5 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: This one will make Being Eric look top fucking notch... I think any director who manages to stretch this shite out to more than ten minutes deserves a fucking Oscar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 A film about some overpaid,overrated prima donna poof. It'll be on the BBC then no doubt. Fucking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 Spielberg will be making a blockbuster about my knob cheese next. They would be better making a film about Ryan Giggs. "50 shades of shagging my family members" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 4 minutes ago, Manky said: They would be better making a film about Ryan Giggs. "50 shades of shagging my family members".... ....with a cameo by wayne rooney knobbing a seventy year old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 6 minutes ago, scotty said: ....with a cameo by wayne rooney knobbing a seventy year old. She must have felt sorry for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 26 minutes ago, Manky said: Spielberg will be making a blockbuster about my knob cheese next. Being a 4 by 2, he hasn't got the slightest bit of interest in foreskins, Manky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 30 minutes ago, Manky said: Spielberg will be making a blockbuster about my knob cheese next. They would be better making a film about Ryan Giggs. "50 shades of shagging my family members" Will that be followed by "50 shades of shagging the wags"...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Being a 4 by 2, he hasn't got the slightest bit of interest in foreskins, Manky I'll tolerate most things deccs, but not anti-semitism. Withdraw that "foreskin" immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 2 hours ago, MikeD said: I wonder if they'll have someone black play Gerrard, just in case it's up for any Oscars. Apparently it's a documentary format and he's going to play himself. I'm sure there's enough black in the Scouse gene pool to qualify it for a MOBO, though, if the soundtrack is any good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 Just now, scotty said: I'll tolerate most things deccs, but not anti-semitism. Withdraw that immediately. I was just about to delete the post, Scotters. I've managed to stay two steps ahead of the Simon Wiesnthal centre thus far, but I'm getting sloppy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I was just about to delete the post, Scotters. I've managed to stay two steps ahead of the Simon Wiesnthal centre thus far, but I'm getting sloppy. Too late deccs, it's been quoted now. The judge will be on you like a rabid rottweiler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 Saying Jews are cunts is basically like saying Freemasons are cunts or Traffic Wardens are cunts. It doesn't mean you are working on a remake of the final solution. It is high time they dropped this victim mentality, for fucks sake, this happened years before any of us were even born. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 I'd watch a film with Mrs Gerrard in it,there probably is one lets be honest,shes gonna need something to sell to the papers to replace his millions when he fucks off with a 21 year old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 1 minute ago, neil298 said: I'd watch a film with Mrs Gerrard in it,there probably is one lets be honest,shes gonna need something to sell to the papers to replace his millions when he fucks off with a 21 year old. As old as that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 Just now, Snatch said: As old as that? Good morning Rolf! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 32 minutes ago, Manky said: Saying Jews are cunts is basically like saying Freemasons are cunts or Traffic Wardens are cunts. It doesn't mean you are working on a remake of the final solution. It is high time they dropped this victim mentality, for fucks sake, this happened years before any of us were even born. Manky, friend. Whilst I totally agree with the sentiment of this, I'm almost certain Scotters was joking. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 5 minutes ago, MikeD said: Good morning Rolf! Strewth mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 39 minutes ago, scotty said: Too late deccs, it's been quoted now. The judge will be on you like a rabid rottweiler. Rabid Rottweiler Scotty.......an infuriated poodle is more his style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 If this pile of wank is filmed in Liverpool I hope none of the locals trips or cuts a finger, there'll be a month of fucking mourning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 11 minutes ago, Decimus said: Manky, friend. Whilst I totally agree with the sentiment of this, I'm almost certain Scotters was joking. I understand that. I just vented. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, Manky said: I understand that. I just vented. Indeed. I can picture you typing it. Lank hair swept to one side, hands gesticulating wildly and the shadow of a tache nestling under your perfectly straight Anglo-Saxon nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.