Guest MikeD Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 Another comic fucking genius who's entire act consists of 'I'm fat, I'm shit at relationships and all men are cunts.' But like that other fat fucking beast Jo Brand, who's bandwagon she's obviously jumping on, she's probably married, the hypocritical cunt. She sounds cockney but with a name like that there's obviously a bit of the Oirish in there somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 8 minutes ago, MikeD said: Another comic fucking genius who's entire act consists of 'I'm fat, I'm shit at relationships and all men are cunts.' But like that other fat fucking beast Jo Brand, who's bandwagon she's obviously jumping on, she's probably married, the hypocritical cunt. She sounds cockney but with a name like that there's obviously a bit of the Oirish in there somewhere. Fuck me, she looks like she should be ridden in The Grand National and soundly horse whipped. What an equine cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Fuck me, she looks like she should be ridden in The Grand National and soundly horse whipped. What an equine cunt. She might have been in the Grand National but rode through the fences instead of over them. She looks like Vanessa Feltz crossed with Bugs Bunny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 Just now, MikeD said: She might have been in the Grand National but rode through the fences instead of over them. She looks like Vanessa Feltz crossed with Bugs Bunny. She's certainly submerged her fat fucking face in the nose bag one too many times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: Fuck me, she looks like she should be ridden in The Grand National and soundly horse whipped. What an equine cunt. Those teeth could do some serious damage to ones blue vein. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 Just now, luke swarm said: Those teeth could do some serious damage to ones blue vein. Cherie Blair...Shudder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 1 minute ago, luke swarm said: Those teeth could do some serious damage to ones blue vein. I think I'd rather stick my knob in a piranha's mouth. But by the look of that monster, I doubt if you'd notice much difference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Cherie Blair...Shudder. There's always some fucker who has to lower the tone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 Just now, MikeD said: There's always some fucker who has to lower the tone. She haunts me, Mike. She fucking haunts me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 Just now, MikeD said: There's always some fucker who has to lower the tone. I know and the nom was only just getting into the penile injury phase.....Decimus jumps the gun and brings it to a shuddering halt by invoking the Blair harridan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 12 minutes ago, Decimus said: She's certainly submerged her fat fucking face in the nose bag one too many times. Admit it, you'd give her one up the wrong un. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 1 minute ago, luke swarm said: I know and the nom was only just getting into the penile injury phase.....Decimus jumps the gun and brings it to a shuddering halt by invoking the Blair harridan She's a succubus for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 5 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I know and the nom was only just getting into the penile injury phase.....Decimus jumps the gun and brings it to a shuddering halt by invoking the Blair harridan All the horse references and I had a 'why the long face?' loaded and ready to go. Blown out of the water by clown-face Blair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 If a load of trees ever need gnawed down and made into a lodge then this beaver-faced cunt should be the first port of call. What a fucking horror. Speaking of horror and beavers, if you ever find yourself with 80-odd minutes to spare and “Zombeavers” is on the telly, I strongly recommend you have 40 wanks instead of watching it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 1 minute ago, MikeD said: 'why the long face?' Classic MikeD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: N.F.N. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: If a load of trees ever need gnawed down and made into a lodge then this beaver-faced cunt should be the first port of call. What a fucking horror. Speaking of horror and beavers, if you ever find yourself with 80-odd minutes to spare and “Zombeavers” is on the telly, I strongly recommend you have 40 wanks instead of watching it. Esther Rantzen, the early years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: If a load of trees ever need gnawed down and made into a lodge then this beaver-faced cunt should be the first port of call. What a fucking horror. Speaking of horror and beavers, if you ever find yourself with 80-odd minutes to spare and “Zombeavers” is on the telly, I strongly recommend you have 40 wanks instead of watching it. Zombeavers, you say. Sounds intriguing, what's it about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: If a load of trees ever need gnawed down and made into a lodge then this beaver-faced cunt should be the first port of call. What a fucking horror. Speaking of horror and beavers, if you ever find yourself with 80-odd minutes to spare and “Zombeavers” is on the telly, I strongly recommend you have 40 wanks instead of watching it. Is this the film where they hired a makeup team to actually take the slap OFF Janet Street-Porter before she could appear on screen? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 5 minutes ago, nocti said: Is this the film where they hired a makeup team to actually take the slap OFF Janet Street-Porter before she could appear on screen? I've put my cock in more dangerous situations than submitting it to the tender mercies of this rodents gob. Trying to slip it into Mrs. D's back passage when she is asleep is akin to the risk of tickling a silverbacks sack with your tongue: You're bound to either end up pounded into unconsciousness with hairy fists, or wake up in the morning with Simian A.I.D.S. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 1 hour ago, MikeD said: Another comic fucking genius who's entire act consists of 'I'm fat, I'm shit at relationships and all men are cunts.' But like that other fat fucking beast Jo Brand, who's bandwagon she's obviously jumping on, she's probably married, the hypocritical cunt. She sounds cockney but with a name like that there's obviously a bit of the Oirish in there somewhere. With nashers like that, you'd have train tracks on the top of your shaft if you woke up next to her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 I caught about two minutes of her stand-up routine and honestly, how the fuck it lasted that long is a fucking mystery. Fat, relationships, men, repeat. An absolute one-trick pony cunt of the highest order. Ha-ha, I got in a horse pun, you cunts!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 44 minutes ago, MikeD said: I caught about two minutes of her stand-up routine and honestly, how the fuck it lasted that long is a fucking mystery. Fat, relationships, men, repeat. An absolute one-trick pony cunt of the highest order. Ha-ha, I got in a horse pun, you cunts!!! Stop talking out of your ass.... Nevermind, the chariots here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 On 02/03/2016 at 10:19 PM, MikeD said: I caught about two minutes of her stand-up routine and honestly, how the fuck it lasted that long is a fucking mystery. Fat, relationships, men, repeat. An absolute one-trick pony cunt of the highest order. Ha-ha, I got in a horse pun, you cunts!!! Add Asian/black whatever's applicable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 41 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Add Asian/black whatever's applicable. The horse? Black beauty? I'll get me saddle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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