Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 3 hours ago, Scatlas said: In lieu of Sickipedia, there's this: REMOVED Still small, but growing (like my cock). A shameless plug. I liked you better before I met you. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 20 minutes ago, Scatlas said: Still small, Like your brain, then. What Stickers said. Idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 14 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: A shameless plug. I liked you better before I met you. Fuck off. We will have to keep a close eye on this one William, or he/she will be trying to take over the place. The 'handle' is a tad suspect, might be the type who shits in a Pyrex bowl and eats it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 50 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Like your brain, then. What Stickers said. Idiot. What is it with these newbies. Are they all victims of the Zika virus?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 Scatlas, we don't appreciate other forums spamming themselves in the hallowed halls of The Corner. Link removed and account banned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Scatlas, we don't appreciate other forums spamming themselves in the hallowed halls of The Corner. Link removed and account banned. Not quite. Go back 3 or 4 posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 13 minutes ago, Snatch said: Not quite. Go back 3 or 4 posts. Ta! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 I was watching the news this morning when the presenter said: "A man has been arrested after half a million indecent images of children were found at his home in Bradford. Our reporter, Gary O'Donoghue has more." Gary, you filthy bastard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 Judge: Why do you keep beating your wife?Defendant: Your honor, I think it's my weight advantage, training, stamina, longer arm reach and superior footwork! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 Great news!! I'm just about to arrive in Rio for the Olympics. I'm a bit worried though. That landing strip looks far too narrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 I like to take run after sex..... in case I get caught by the police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 A policeman knocked on my door earlier and said "I'm sorry, it looks like your wife has been in a terrible car accident." "I know." I said. "But she has quite a nice personality." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 On 15/08/2016 at 10:01 PM, mothra said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 The pathologist looked up from his papers and said "your wife passed away between 2:30 and 3am. However, you had sex with her at 8am. Can you explain that?" "Not really," I replied. "If anything, she seemed keener than usual." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 A boy asks his dad, “What’s the difference between potential and realistic?” The dad tells him to go ask the rest of his family if they’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then he’d tell him the answer. The boy goes up to his mum and asks her. She responds, “A million dollars is a lot of money sweetheart. I could send you, your sister, and your brother to great universities, so sure, I would!” He then goes and asks his sister to which she replies, “Brad Pitt? Hell ya, he’s the hottest guy ever!” Next, the boy asks his brother who replies, “A million dollars? Hell yes I would. I’d be rich!” When the boy excitedly returns to his dad with the family’s responses, the dad says, “Well son, potentially, we have three million dollars. Realistically, we have two slags and a poof.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 My patient showed me his foot. The big toe was a hell of a mess, pus and blood seeped out. I couldn't work out what the infection was so I took a swab and took it to the lab. The results showed gonorrhoea. I nipped next door and said to the doctor "you're not going to believe this mate, but I'm treating a bloke for gonorrhoea of the big toe." "Count yourself lucky," he replied. "I've just treated his girlfriend for Athletes Twat." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 1 hour ago, scotty said: My patient showed me his foot. The big toe was a hell of a mess, pus and blood seeped out. I couldn't work out what the infection was so I took a swab and took it to the lab. The results showed gonorrhoea. I nipped next door and said to the doctor "you're not going to believe this mate, but I'm treating a bloke for gonorrhoea of the big toe." "Count yourself lucky," he replied. "I've just treated his girlfriend for Athletes Twat." I laughed at this, which is kind of worrying Scotto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 5 hours ago, mothra said: I laughed at this, which is kind of worrying Scotto. Did you check your toes out as well, ratty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 3, 2016 Report Share Posted September 3, 2016 51 minutes ago, scotty said: Did you check your toes out as well, ratty? you mad cunt you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 21 hours ago, mothra said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 After my heart attack I was lying on the floor gasping for breath. My wife unzipped my fly and started giving me a blowjob. "What are doing that for?" I croaked. "If you die, I want you to go aroused," she replied. "That's so sweet," I sniffled. "I'm thinking of the rigor mortis," she said. "I might finally get a fuck that lasts more than two minutes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 2 hours ago, scotty said: 23 hours ago, mothra said: you're so right Scotty. I'll message you my bank details and you can send the money as soon as you've got it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 2 minutes ago, mothra said: you're so right Scotty. I'll message you my bank details and you can send the money as soon as you've got it Ratty, I have no idea why this happens, but if I quote someone on a thread the system won't let me post again until I've requoted it. It only happens on my phone. Incidentally, a better answer from you would have been "I wish I'd said that." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 4, 2016 Report Share Posted September 4, 2016 1 hour ago, scotty said: Ratty, I have no idea why this happens, but if I quote someone on a thread the system won't let me post again until I've requoted it. It only happens on my phone. Incidentally, a better answer from you would have been "I wish I'd said that." you're fucked then Scottness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 This new smartphone is a nightmare. It's so complicated that I can't even steer straight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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