Witheredscrote Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 2 hours ago, scotty said: The girl I was chatting up frowned at me thoughtfully, then her face cleared. "I've got it!" she said. "That's who you remind me of. The actor, Jeff Goldblum." "Really?" I smiled. "He's a lot better looking than me." "No," she replied. "I mean after he turned into that fly." Give it up mate, Roops is funnier. You should read her latest nom. I can't stop laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 (edited) 13 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Give it up mate, Roops is funnier. You should read her latest nom. I can't stop laughing. I'm not giving up on this one scrotes, this is my mission in life from here on in. But I will check out roops thread. Edit. Just read it. You're right, I've been bested. Edited June 2, 2016 by scotty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 "You only ever seem to want me for sex," sniffled my wife. "You don't even listen to my jokes." "Hahaha!" I laughed. "That's a cracker. Fancy an early night?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 2 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Give it up mate, Roops is funnier. You should read her latest nom. I can't stop laughing. This post is very hurtful, coming from the site's gagmeister himself - who can forget the uproariously funny, "The balance of nature" nom which no doubt caused the site's hard drives to dislodge themselves from its' mountings so great was the merriment and mirth that ensued and, I'm not afraid to admit it Scrote, you are the reason I get up early each morning to feverishly check the screen to see if you have uploaded the long-awaited, "Fife lesbian kid killers II" - the original was a hoot, I can tell you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 13 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: This post is very hurtful, coming from the site's gagmeister himself - who can forget the uproariously funny, "The balance of nature" nom which no doubt caused the site's hard drives to dislodge themselves from its' mountings so great was the merriment and mirth that ensued and, I'm not afraid to admit it Scrote, you are the reason I get up early each morning to feverishly check the screen to see if you have uploaded the long-awaited, "Fife lesbian kid killers II" - the original was a hoot, I can tell you. Fucking hell funny girl, where've you been hiding? I never thought I'd say this, but I owe you a like. Now, um, go fuck yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Fucking hell funny girl, where've you been hiding? I never thought I'd say this, but I owe you a like. Now, um, go fuck yourself. ....I have hidden depths, though not in the way that is often alluded to..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: ....I have hidden depths, though not in the way that is often alluded to..... I don't think anybody on here would allude to pot holing your snatch. What immediately sprang to mind was a concrete block , a rope, your neck and the deepest part of the English channel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 On Thursday, June 02, 2016 at 3:16 PM, Bubbles said: Fucking hell funny girl, where've you been hiding? I never thought I'd say this, but I owe you a like. Now, um, go fuck yourself. Oi! Bubs, where's my like you Gurnos git? Time to divi up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 3 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Oi! Bubs, where's my like you Gurnos git? Time to divi up! Get on the phone to admin for me, I'm always restricted to about 3 a day. He's always trying to make me look a cunt. And the next time you mention my good self and the gurnos in the same breath we will most likely fall out, you Rhondda Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 7 minutes ago, Bubbles said: He's always trying to make me look a cunt. that is unfair...have you not complained as its quite plainly your job to do that....may I add as a compliment, you are exceeding good at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 13 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Get on the phone to admin for me, I'm always restricted to about 3 a day. He's always trying to make me look a cunt. And the next time you mention my good self and the gurnos in the same breath we will most likely fall out, you Rhondda Cunt. Typical South Walian windbag response, talks big, but take off the trousers and there's nothing to see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Typical South Walian windbag response, talks big, but take off the trousers and there's nothing to see. I'm sure the 'Chronicles of Roops: Around the world in 80 dicks', probably has some sublime stories about you hunting for a cock that wouldn't be like the last hotdog in the tin, but I for one, do not wish to read them. You have the like you so desperately craved from me, now fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubbles said: I'm sure the 'Chronicles of Roops: Around the world in 80 dicks', probably has some sublime stories about you hunting for a cock that wouldn't be like the last hotdog in the tin, but I for one, do not wish to read them. You have the like you so desperately craved from me, now fuck off. You sound like a typical 20 something whose only experience of penetrative sex is self-administered. Ta for the like, as you know, I'm deeply unpopular 'round these parts and accumulating lots of likes helps with my confidence issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 6 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: You sound like a typical 20 something whose only experience of penetrative sex is self-administered. Ta for the like, as you know, I'm deeply unpopular 'round these parts and accumulating lots of likes helps with my confidence issues. You really are clueless. And stupendously thick. I thought you may have turned a corner, but no, you remain the same idiot you always were. Why don't you just post some more pictures of your World Wide Web on the Internet? After all, you were popular with those 'punters', weren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 roops and bubba, roops and bubba, roops and bubba,roops and bubba. Bring back Cuntmeister Decimus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 1 minute ago, witheredscrote said: roops and bubba, roops and bubba, roops and bubba,roops and bubba. Bring back Cuntmeister Decimus. Fuck off, bubba seems to have a tad more pananche when it comes to looking a joint twat with Roops... not much, but a tad... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 My daughter was down at Hastings seafront today and witnessed something horrible. Some drunken cunt threw his kid to the ground and then started to hit it and his wife with a stick. People just stood there looking and laughing. Then to top it all along comes a fucking great crocodile and scoffed all the sausages. There you are Scotty, I've done my bit for your crusade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 28 minutes ago, Bubbles said: You really are clueless. And stupendously thick. I thought you may have turned a corner, but no, you remain the same idiot you always were I think we both know that aint true Bubs. Incidentally, it may be a good idea to lay off the bog-standard retorts as you come across as a temperamental forum drone with anger issues. You're not even cutting it as a mini-me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 52 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: You sound like a typical 20 something whose only experience of penetrative sex is self-administered. Ta for the like, as you know, I'm deeply unpopular 'round these parts and accumulating lots of likes helps with my confidence issues. You're on fire today Roops. I'm not even being a sarcastic cunt. Bubbles is on the ropes. End him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 32 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Fuck off, bubba seems to have a tad more pananche when it comes to looking a joint twat with Roops... not much, but a tad... Stay off my side, dung. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Stay off my side, dung. I was never on your side, merely less against you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 I was making out with my girlfriend on the sofa. "Let's take this upstairs," she whispered. "Great idea," I said. "You grab that end and I'll take this." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 Muhammad Ali, the world's finest boxer, has passed away. We will never see his like again and should respect the memory of a great athlete. Somebody phone his owner, Cassius Clay needs a decent Christian burial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 What do we want? A cure for tourettes! When do we want it? CUNT!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 3 minutes ago, scotty said: What do we want? A cure for tourettes! When do we want it? CUNT!! The worst fucking nom by one of the thickest fucking spastics, with a fucking scribble for an avatar. And now you're repeating your shit jokes. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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