Earl of Punkape Posted March 6, 2016 Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 Tesco is disgusting and so are the great unwashed who shop in the grotesque places. Most of the gormless staff look like extras from "One flew over the cuckoos nest". Modelled on the big American malls they sell cheap mass produced crap for cunts on benefits, under-class cunts or working class oiks with ex-Thai pole dancer wives. These cunts are then palmed off with steroid bloated chickens that smell of fish, barely hung meat and poorly produced veg and dairy produce that pitches any supplier /farmer into a spiral of woe and usurous financial demands. Sainsburys are the best of a bad lot. Aldi and Lidl are full of left wing bed-wetters and AIDS ridden knob-jockeys. Waitrose and Booths are way ahead of the rest. You get a better class of person aswell and it's unlikely you will meet one of your local prostitutes buying condoms or drugs paraphernalia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 6, 2016 Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 I notice you know more about these places than the rest of us. I reckon you frequent them regularly,giving away free advice on Catholicism and gang related drug trafficking. Does your "young friend" pick you up later in his car so you can discuss his "rent"? Fucking idiot. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Snatch said: I notice you know more about these places than the rest of us. I reckon you frequent them regularly,giving away free advice on Catholicism and gang related drug trafficking. Does your "young friend" pick you up later in his car so you can discuss his "rent"? Fucking idiot. . A friend of mine helps keep such places out of our particular area. Do you live quite close to one ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 6, 2016 Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: A friend of mine helps keep such places out of our particular area. Do you live quite close to one ? So you never go? Even when Harrods is closed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 6, 2016 Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 No I don't. I let cunts like you sort these places out. I'm too busy spraying poison on golf courses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 6, 2016 Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 Just now, Snatch said: No I don't. I let cunts like you sort these places out. I'm too busy spraying poison on golf courses. Wanking on them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 6, 2016 Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 Just now, MikeD said: Wanking on them? You could call it that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 6, 2016 Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 Just now, Snatch said: You could call it that. Thought so, dirty bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 2 minutes ago, MikeD said: So you never go? Even when Harrods is closed? I'll go back to Harrods when they get their Royal warrants back. Mohamed Al Fayed is now a retired cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 6, 2016 Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: I'll go back to Harrods when they get their Royal warrants back. Mohamed Al Fayed is now a retired cunt. Before that he was just a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 5 minutes ago, Snatch said: No I don't. I let cunts like you sort these places out. I'm too busy spraying poison on golf courses. You would never pass muster to get on a decent course anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 6, 2016 Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: I'll go back to Harrods when they get their Royal warrants back. Mohamed Al Fayed is now a retired cunt. True enough, the Al Fayeds don't have a great history with royalty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 6, 2016 Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: You would never pass muster to get on a decent course anyway. What do you class a decent course,Hastings Crazy Golf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 1 minute ago, MikeD said: True enough, the Al Fayeds don't have a great history with royalty. The ridiculous cunt said that the Duke of Edinburgh murdered his feckless cunt of a son and the Princess of Wales. No surprise that the Royal warrants got withdrawn.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 2 minutes ago, Snatch said: What do you class a decent course,Hastings Crazy Golf? I don't read the Beano either... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 6, 2016 Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: I don't read the Beano either... I know the words are hard for you but it has lots of pictures in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 6, 2016 Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 24 minutes ago, MikeD said: Thought so, dirty bastard. Don't golfers usually talk about how to grip the shaft properly and their balls getting lost in bushes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 6, 2016 Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 I'm surprised it's taken so long for you to make this nom Spunky, but I suppose allowances have to be made for how spectacularly fucking thick you so obviously are. However, credit where it's due - you've produced something that could almost pass as the work of an adult with a fully functioning brain. Very well done indeed - I'm sure your care assistant is proud as punch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted March 6, 2016 Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 You are spectacularly right for once Spunkape. But you are wrong about Waitrose which shows you know nothing, you web footed giblet handler. Waitrose are no different to all of the other supermarkets. The only thing they offer that the others don't is the sense of superiority spacktarded quim trifles feel at being overcharged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 6, 2016 Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 Just now, deebom said: The only thing they offer that the others don't is the sense of superiority spacktarded quim trifles feel at being overcharged. It's the sense of superiority that he craves though Bomber. That and a nice big cock up his arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 6, 2016 Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: I don't read the Beano either... I hear you can pick up most of the storey lines just Iooking at the pictures. I can take or leave Tesco, in fact i'll spend my money with any cunts that provide value and that includes Fortnums if necessary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 1 hour ago, Snatch said: What do you class a decent course,Hastings Crazy Golf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 11 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I hear you can pick up most of the storey lines just Iooking at the pictures. I can take or leave Tesco, in fact i'll spend my money with any cunts that provide value and that includes Fortnums if necessary. Fortnums fruit cake is excellent and so is the Beluga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 6, 2016 Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: I'll go back to Harrods when they get their Royal warrants back. Mohamed Al Fayed is now a retired cunt. Does Waitrose have a Royal Warrant then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 6, 2016 Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: I don't read the Beano either... I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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