cuntspotter Posted March 6, 2016 Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 I bathe in fruit cake ... and snort Beluga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 Just now, cuntspotter said: Does Waitrose have a Royal Warrant then? A lot of the products they stock do. Besides I can't be in London all the time. There is a Royal Warrant holder for Potted Shrimps in Morecambe who supply my local fishmonger as well as Fortnums. You should be down the pit getting some coal up. Ape's "Mrs" and potted shrimps......what's the common denominator ? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 Punkers, I would have thought you would grow and raise your own food. You could buy only the finest seeds from royal vendors, and raise the freshest and best produce. However, I do suggest you leave the raising of livestock to others, as your penchant for buggery with farm animals is known far and wide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 13 hours ago, Punkape said: The ridiculous cunt said that the Duke of Edinburgh murdered his feckless cunt of a son and the Princess of Wales. No surprise that the Royal warrants got withdrawn.... I think you got the "feckless cunt" and "princess" bits the wrong way round.... 11 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I do. Read? Lying cunt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 18 hours ago, Punkape said: A lot of the products they stock do. Besides I can't be in London all the time. There is a Royal Warrant holder for Potted Shrimps in Morecambe who supply my local fishmonger as well as Fortnums. You should be down the pit getting some coal up. Ape's "Mrs" and potted shrimps......what's the common denominator ? lol No pits in Wales punkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 30 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: No pits in Wales punkers. ..and there's me thinking Cardiff was the pits.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 21 hours ago, MikeD said: True enough, the Al Fayeds don't have a great history with royalty. You're wrong there mike. Dodi was a smash hit with them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 16 minutes ago, scotty said: You're wrong there mike. Dodi was a smash hit with them. Fucking hell, if I'd come out with that one Decimus and the heavy mob would have been calling for my execution! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 14 minutes ago, MikeD said: Fucking hell, if I'd come out with that one Decimus and the heavy mob would have been calling for my execution! Wouldn't take that much with that lot, Mike. Decs and his yipping lapdogs will clamour and bray for some cunts death for much less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 2 hours ago, Properkhunt said: Will Carling scored, Dodi hit the post? Following a mazy dribble in the box from James Hewitt... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 4 hours ago, Properkhunt said: Will Carling scored, Dodi hit the post? I've always been baffled by the will carling affair. I mean, diana was a bit of alright and I suppose there would always be the allure of the forbidden fruit of royalty, but fucking hell, do you remember his wife? She made diana look like a piece of old rope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 15 hours ago, scotty said: I've always been baffled by the will carling affair. I mean, diana was a bit of alright and I suppose there would always be the allure of the forbidden fruit of royalty, but fucking hell, do you remember his wife? She made diana look like a piece of old rope. Carling has at least maintained a correct and dignified silence on the topic. The well considered opinion of the rugby fraternity was that he fell totally for her. His wife Julia gave him plenty of leeway and an utimatum he failed to keep. He didn't have enough money to look after her anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 22 minutes ago, Punkape said: Carling has at least maintained a correct and dignified silence on the topic. The well considered opinion of the rugby fraternity was that he fell totally for her. His wife Julia gave him plenty of leeway and an utimatum he failed to keep. He didn't have enough money to look after her anyway. maybe, but he could drive a car ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 36 minutes ago, Punkape said: Carling has at least maintained a correct and dignified silence on the topic. The well considered opinion of the rugby fraternity was that he fell totally for her. His wife Julia gave him plenty of leeway and an utimatum he failed to keep. He didn't have enough money to look after her anyway. I seem to recall julia carling taking a right good pop at him in the press, along the lines of the diana/bashir interview. I don't recall him even trying to defend himself, presumably because he'd been caught red handed with his jeans round his ankles and spunk on his trainers. The lucky cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 Ape is probably in Tesco at the moment being henpecked by his ghastly wife ( if married ). lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 Julia simply couldn't compete with Diana and sensibly walked. Carling by all accounts was dumped by Diana and left looking a chump. Probably worth it though.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Julia simply couldn't compete with Diana and sensibly walked. Carling by all accounts was dumped by Diana and left looking a chump. Probably worth it though.... I bet you've got a Charles and Diana tea cup thats is on a shelf along with other Made in China royal souvenir shite. You fucking council house cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 Beats me why anyone would be impressed by a royal fucking warrant. Certification from dysfunctional, incestuous, morally defunct, unemployed benefit scroungers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 55 minutes ago, deebom said: Beats me why anyone would be impressed by a royal fucking warrant. Certification from dysfunctional, incestuous, morally defunct, unemployed benefit scroungers? You sound just like a Tesco customer.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: You sound just like a Tesco customer.... I feel the repetitive twat klaxon needs sounding...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 28 minutes ago, Ape said: I feel the repetitive twat klaxon needs sounding...... You certainly are a Tesco customer...... you told us in the first place. How's you wife's fishy problem ? It must be like rodding the bilges on a galecian sardine ketch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 17 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: maybe, but he could drive a car ... Yeah...... Baby you can drive my car...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 9 hours ago, Punkape said: You certainly are a Tesco customer...... you told us in the first place. How's you wife's fishy problem ? It must be like rodding the bilges on a galecian sardine ketch. I did that once .... It was ok actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 12 hours ago, deebom said: Beats me why anyone would be impressed by a royal fucking warrant. Certification from dysfunctional, incestuous, morally defunct, unemployed benefit scroungers? ..for the chance to shag Kate or Pippa... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: Yeah...... Baby you can drive my car...... beep beep, beep beep, yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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