Guest Snatch Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 5 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Yeah...... Baby you can drive my car...... 4 hours ago, nobgobbler said: beep beep, beep beep, yeah Stop it,stop it right now with these Beatles lyrics. Now George Martin has died we'll have that boring cunt Apple on here banging on about his ashes and comparing them to Rembrandt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 11 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: ..for the chance to shag Kate or Pippa... I seriously doubt buying a Cadburys Diary Milk is going to give a chance of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 On Monday, March 07, 2016 at 5:55 PM, Wizardsleeve said: Wouldn't take that much with that lot, Mike. Decs and his yipping lapdogs will clamour and bray for some cunts death for much less. Top o' the mornin' to ya, Beejezus, feck! You'll have to forgive the above outburst Wiz. I've came back from Ireland writing like one of the natives, even though my trip was cut short and I was only there for six days. You know what it's like though, what with your extensive work as a rent boy for texan oligarchs. You often come back spouting Americanisms like JR Ewing after one of your stints state side. Or at least, that's your excuse anyway. Stupid yank cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 Fuck off back there . I will buy the ticket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 7 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Fuck off back there . I will buy the ticket. I bet you will you leeching frog cunt. The E.U. farmers subsidy that we fund for goose abusing adulterers like yourself must leave you laughing financially. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I bet you will you leeching frog cunt. The E.U. farmers subsidy that we fund for goose abusing adulterers like yourself must leave you laughing financially. Enough to buy you the ticket to be sure Paddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 You won't find goose in Tesco it's too downmarket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: You won't find goose in Tesco it's too downmarket. Morning Walter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 13 hours ago, deebom said: I seriously doubt buying a Cadburys Diary Milk is going to give a chance of that. How about a Fruit and Nut? There's plenty of those in the Royal Family.... ..and beside, surely Wills hasn't got any more to offer than me, he is a fugly one afterall... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 14 hours ago, Decimus said: Top o' the mornin' to ya, Beejezus, feck! You'll have to forgive the above outburst Wiz. I've came back from Ireland writing like one of the natives, even though my trip was cut short and I was only there for six days. You know what it's like though, what with your extensive work as a rent boy for texan oligarchs. You often come back spouting Americanisms like JR Ewing after one of your stints state side. Or at least, that's your excuse anyway. Stupid yank cunt. Clearly, you didn't spend enough time in Ireland, as you are still a magnificently boring specimen of cottaging shit stain. Up your game old bean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 On Monday, March 07, 2016 at 8:05 PM, Cuntybaws said: Following a mazy dribble in the box from James Hewitt... I'm suprised either of them went anywhere near her capacious fanny. The amount of time she spent shedding crocodile tears and patronising patients in A.I.D.S treatment wards must've left her riddled. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm suprised either of them went anywhere near her capacious fanny. The amount of time she spent shedding crocodile tears and patronising patients in A.I.D.S treatment wards must've left her riddled. I used to prepare the food in an AIDS clinic. It was all pizza because nothing else could be slid under the doors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 Just now, Manky said: I used to prepare the food in an AIDS clinic. It was all pizza because nothing else could be slid under the doors. thin and crispy...? ..the pizzas that is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 I still don't know if TESCO stands for 'Tessie Cohen's ' or 'The English Supermarket Company'. I will ask for assistance in unravelling this mystery to the intelligent members of this erudite site. That leaves Decimus and Bill out then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 8 minutes ago, Manky said: I will ask for assistance in unravelling this mystery to the intelligent members of this erudite site. That leaves Decimus and Bill out then. Manky, friend. I'm trying to be less of a cunt, but saying this about me is as inconsiderate as waving a bottle of scotch under an alcoholics nose, or dangling a sheep's arse in front of a Welshman. Keep temptation away from me by only uttering my name in positive tones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Manky, friend. I'm trying to be less of a cunt Try a lot harder please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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