scotty Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 13 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: along with the "grabbing the throat" shit... that's a real turn off... ...but there's always just a chance that... I hope her lawyers aren't reading this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 34 minutes ago, Ape said: Ok. Only joking , imagine away, anything has to be an improvement on that fishy old hippos mouth you are used to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Only joking , imagine away, anything has to be an improvement on that fishy old hippos mouth you are used to. I haven't fucked your Mrs for years but yes, it would be an improvement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 17 minutes ago, Ape said: I haven't fucked your Mrs for years but yes, it would be an improvement. Ouch cutting stuff. Lets face it Ape, with your wit and sense of fun, I can't imagine you have charmed too many girls into the sack, probably married the first old bint that let you shag her. Missionary style of course, none of that perverted stuff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Ouch cutting stuff. Lets face it Ape, with your wit and sense of fun, I can't imagine you have charmed too many girls into the sack, probably married the first old bint that let you shag her. Missionary style of course, none of that perverted stuff. Well you imagine what you like, oh funny and witty one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Well you imagine what you like, oh funny and witty one! Is it safe to file up under 'cunts who don't shove anything up arses' then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 On Tuesday, March 08, 2016 at 4:25 PM, Snatch said: Shoving objects up their arse is Judges Speciality. I should think Franks in there somewhere. It's the first place I'd look on a search for the lost continent of Atlantis. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 22 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Is it safe to file up under 'cunts who don't shove anything up arses' then? File me under "people who don't like another persons shit on their penis". I know, I know, what a fucking bore eh? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 16 minutes ago, Ape said: File me under "people who don't like another persons shit on their penis". I know, I know, what a fucking bore eh? I wish that Wizardsleeve's father had an insatiable penchant for anal the night the boring cunt was conceived, we might have been spared 1534 posts of utter fucking shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: I wish that Wizardsleeve's father had an insatiable penchant for anal the night the boring cunt was conceived, we might have been spared 1534 posts of utter fucking shit. I'm beginning to feel rejected here. Or do things go in cycles and you'll get back to blaming me for everything in due course? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 6 minutes ago, MikeD said: I'm beginning to feel rejected here. Or do things go in cycles and you'll get back to blaming me for everything in due course? We're only at the start of the lunar cycle. MikeD rage doesn't come until we're on a quarter moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: We're only at the start of the lunar cycle. MikeD rage doesn't come until we're on a quarter moon. Fair enough, at least I have an idea of timescale. That way I can arrange counselling for when the inevitable assault begins as the last time was almost the end of me, fuck knows how I managed to get through it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, MikeD said: Fair enough, at least I have an idea of timescale. That way I can arrange counselling for when the inevitable assault begins as the last time was almost the end of me, fuck knows how I managed to get through it. It's the Circle of Cunts, Mike, there's no point in trying to speed up the inevitable with your sarcastic barbs. You're on ice until I've dealt with Wiz. Although if you're feeling left out I'll give you a couple of freebee's every now and again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 57 minutes ago, Decimus said: It's the Circle of Cunts, Mike, there's no point in trying to speed up the inevitable with your sarcastic barbs. You're on ice until I've dealt with Wiz. Although if you're feeling left out I'll give you a couple of freebee's every now and again. You know what? I could be wrong but I think i'll probably be okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I wish that Wizardsleeve's father had an insatiable penchant for anal the night the boring cunt was conceived, we might have been spared 1534 posts of utter fucking shit. Don't like competition then? You boring cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 1 hour ago, MikeD said: I'm beginning to feel rejected here. Or do things go in cycles and you'll get back to blaming me for everything in due course? You are a really thick cunt who does not wipe himself properly and always leaves the seat up. Always happy to help out Mikey.....If you are still in need of something a little more acerbic and hurtful then we can always upgrade the cuntage level a notch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 Just now, luke swarm said: You are a really thick cunt who does not wipe himself properly and always leaves the seat up. Always happy to help out Mikey.....If you are still in need of something a little more acerbic and hurtful then we can always upgrade the cuntage level a notch. Well if you have to then for fuck sake keep it brief. Most of the insults on here are such long-winded fucking wank I struggle to get past a couple of lines before almost slipping into a fucking coma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 3 minutes ago, luke swarm said: You are a really thick cunt who does not wipe himself properly and always leaves the seat up. Always happy to help out Mikey.....If you are still in need of something a little more acerbic and hurtful then we can always upgrade the cuntage level a notch. It feels disingenuous without a "kill yourself" thrown in, Lukers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: It feels disingenuous without a "kill yourself" thrown in, Lukers. Maybe it's the start of a new trend on here. "Live a long and happy life, you horrible bastard!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 Just now, MikeD said: Maybe it's the start of a new trend on here. "Live a long and happy life, you horrible bastard!" I wouldn't be so sure, Mike. Frank's been skulking in the shadows for hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: I wouldn't be so sure, Mike. Frank's been skulking in the shadows for hours. Yeah, I hear the lighting in gay bars is kept pretty low. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 Just now, MikeD said: Yeah, I hear the lighting in gay bars is kept pretty low. Not in the VIP area. It's well illuminated by the torch embedded in the Judges arse. Fuck me, I've just realised that was on topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: Not in the VIP area. It's well illuminated by the torch embedded in the Judges arse. Fuck me, I've just realised that was on topic. That's quite enough of that, sort your fucking self out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 I sometimes keep my wallet in my inner sanctum. Well, y'know, so I don't ruin the line of my jacket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I sometimes keep my wallet in my inner sanctum. Well, y'know, so I don't ruin the line of my jacket. Is that... tight as a ducks' arse....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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